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So I whipped up a prototype- proper execution far exceeds my ability. But I feel it works on multiple levels, you know? With all his apocalypse talk? And the bacon fixation?
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John Andrews is a true gift.It wouldn't surprise me. It would seem that he has a long history of spending his money on useless shit. $80 a month for their cell phones, he needs cable because otherwise he can't watch the shows that he likes, his paid lawyer that he won't give up, iPads/tablets that they keep buying and returning and buying more of because they're seemingly too stupid to be able to use them, and pay day loans that they take out whenever they feel like it.
On an unrelated note..
I propose that in the spirit of John Andrews, we hereby refer to Pastor Faggot as Dr. Blob. Hey @jenffer a jay - can we get a picture of Dr. Blob in a poncho eating a taco with pieces flying out while he screams "I'M A DOCTOR GOD DAMNIT!"? That would absolutely make my life.
View attachment 772568 The "Thinker"
View attachment 772569 The "Avenger"
View attachment 772571 The "Popeye"
You forgot one.Since we all love Bob's expressions (They're magical gifts from God), I thought I'd share a few of mine with you all:
View attachment 772564 The "Crazy Eye"
View attachment 772565 The "Lickity Split"
View attachment 772566 The "Revelation"
View attachment 772567 The "Get That Stuff Off of There"
View attachment 772568 The "Thinker"
View attachment 772569 The "Avenger"
View attachment 772571 The "Popeye"
View attachment 772572 The "Chester"
View attachment 772574 The "Senpai"
View attachment 772576 "It--it's not like I love Jesus or anything! B-baka!"
The diseases and health problems he has make him look older than he actually is.Christ, Pastor Bob is only 51? I thought he was in the upper half of his 60s at least.
You would think - however the Jim Bakker variety claims that the tribulation is 7 years duration and the rapture doesn't happen at the beginning, but half way through, so the Christians who believe that the rapture happens at the beginning are gonna get the shock of their lives. Thus RLM's belief that he needs 3.5 years of JB food buckets in order to survive until the rapture. And remember he was promised to live until the return because he's a "chosen one".This is such a blatant scam. These televangelists use end times prophecy to scare their followers (aka chumps) into buying these kits and donating to their ministry. The funny thing is, why would a "good Christian" need two years of emergency food in the end times? Isn't the rapture supposed to take them all home or something, without need for Earthly goods?
Love it!
I have to ask: is there any specific info on what happened to his teeth? Quickly browsing his old vids, it looks like he had a full set about 7 moths ago and then they just started disappearing quite rapidly. Is his personal hygiene so bad that the teeth just decided to run away and join a circus or is there some hilarious story involved?
Edit:Published on Apr 8, 2016
I got am Email from someone claiming to be a Col. Jace W. Connors. I checked on this name and found it to be a video game, not a real person. We are living in the last days as is say in Revelation 12 and Revelation 13 and what Jesus said in Matthew 24.
24th page of this thread and this guy is still falling for obvious trolling. If someone wants to fuck with him some more, I'd want them to get FEDSMOKER's name in on one of the vids.Bob has turned down assistance from the Devout Evangelical American Godliness Liberation Enterprise Nation.
Bob has turned down assistance from the Devout Evangelical American Godliness Liberation Enterprise Nation.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U8x6jrQOX48
Edit:
Massive 'tard rage explosion at 14:50, followed by a few minutes of angrily talking about how smart he is and how dumb his opponents are.
Does the second bit mean he spent a few thousand dollars on those tubs of food? The cheapest option is almost $200, then goes up from there:
http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html (http://web.archive.org/web/20160411095526/http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html)
No idea.who is behind this wéening ?
i will draw the best in this set and post them hereSince we all love Bob's expressions (They're magical gifts from God), I thought I'd share a few of mine with you all:
View attachment 772564 The "Crazy Eye"
View attachment 772565 The "Lickity Split"
View attachment 772566 The "Revelation"
View attachment 772567 The "Get That Stuff Off of There"
View attachment 772568 The "Thinker"
View attachment 772569 The "Avenger"
View attachment 772571 The "Popeye"
View attachment 772572 The "Chester"
View attachment 772574 The "Senpai"
View attachment 772576 "It--it's not like I love Jesus or anything! B-baka!"
A doomsday preacher with a much larger following. Perhaphs.. he's Bob's senpai?More rage, this time at the gay, bi-sexual and tranny hackers.
"Paul I hope you watch my videos!"