🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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So I whipped up a prototype- proper execution far exceeds my ability. But I feel it works on multiple levels, you know? With all his apocalypse talk? And the bacon fixation?

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It wouldn't surprise me. It would seem that he has a long history of spending his money on useless shit. $80 a month for their cell phones, he needs cable because otherwise he can't watch the shows that he likes, his paid lawyer that he won't give up, iPads/tablets that they keep buying and returning and buying more of because they're seemingly too stupid to be able to use them, and pay day loans that they take out whenever they feel like it.
On an unrelated note..
I propose that in the spirit of John Andrews, we hereby refer to Pastor Faggot as Dr. Blob. Hey @jenffer a jay - can we get a picture of Dr. Blob in a poncho eating a taco with pieces flying out while he screams "I'M A DOCTOR GOD DAMNIT!"? That would absolutely make my life.
John Andrews is a true gift.

As a side note, if any of you Bob detectives want to help, I've started a wiki page for him.
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Robert_Louis_McKim (http://archive.is/MonG9)
Have at it.
 
I have to ask: is there any specific info on what happened to his teeth? Quickly browsing his old vids, it looks like he had a full set about 7 moths ago and then they just started disappearing quite rapidly. Is his personal hygiene so bad that the teeth just decided to run away and join a circus or is there some hilarious story involved?


I also have to say, that mustache is wonderfully expressive.
 
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Since we all love Bob's expressions (They're magical gifts from God), I thought I'd share a few of mine with you all:

View attachment 772564 The "Crazy Eye"
View attachment 772565 The "Lickity Split"
View attachment 772566 The "Revelation"
View attachment 772567 The "Get That Stuff Off of There"
View attachment 772568 The "Thinker"
View attachment 772569 The "Avenger"
View attachment 772571 The "Popeye"
View attachment 772572 The "Chester"
View attachment 772574 The "Senpai"
View attachment 772576 "It--it's not like I love Jesus or anything! B-baka!"
You forgot one.
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The "Loser"
 
This is such a blatant scam. These televangelists use end times prophecy to scare their followers (aka chumps) into buying these kits and donating to their ministry. The funny thing is, why would a "good Christian" need two years of emergency food in the end times? Isn't the rapture supposed to take them all home or something, without need for Earthly goods?



Love it!
You would think - however the Jim Bakker variety claims that the tribulation is 7 years duration and the rapture doesn't happen at the beginning, but half way through, so the Christians who believe that the rapture happens at the beginning are gonna get the shock of their lives. Thus RLM's belief that he needs 3.5 years of JB food buckets in order to survive until the rapture. And remember he was promised to live until the return because he's a "chosen one".

I have to ask: is there any specific info on what happened to his teeth? Quickly browsing his old vids, it looks like he had a full set about 7 moths ago and then they just started disappearing quite rapidly. Is his personal hygiene so bad that the teeth just decided to run away and join a circus or is there some hilarious story involved?

In all likelihood it's the 30lbs (or there abouts) of suger he consumes per month - whatever the amount it's about 10x the recommended daily maximum. So is it any surprise that he has blood sugar issues?
 
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Bob has turned down assistance from the Devout Evangelical American Godliness Liberation Enterprise Nation.
Published on Apr 8, 2016
I got am Email from someone claiming to be a Col. Jace W. Connors. I checked on this name and found it to be a video game, not a real person. We are living in the last days as is say in Revelation 12 and Revelation 13 and what Jesus said in Matthew 24.
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Massive 'tard rage explosion at 14:50, followed by a few minutes of angrily talking about how smart he is and how dumb his opponents are.
 
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Bob has turned down assistance from the Devout Evangelical American Godliness Liberation Enterprise Nation.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U8x6jrQOX48
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Massive 'tard rage explosion at 14:50, followed by a few minutes of angrily talking about how smart he is and how dumb his opponents are.

Deagle Nation related screenshots from the video :
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who is behind this wéening ?
 
Does the second bit mean he spent a few thousand dollars on those tubs of food? The cheapest option is almost $200, then goes up from there:
http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html (http://web.archive.org/web/20160411095526/http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html)

From all accounts this is just a scam. It's not marketed to preppers and the few who have reviewed it say it's low quality shit and you could produce better yourself for a fraction of the price. This should come as no surprise to anyone who remembers his four year stint in the slammer for previous frauds.
 
Since we all love Bob's expressions (They're magical gifts from God), I thought I'd share a few of mine with you all:

View attachment 772564 The "Crazy Eye"
View attachment 772565 The "Lickity Split"
View attachment 772566 The "Revelation"
View attachment 772567 The "Get That Stuff Off of There"
View attachment 772568 The "Thinker"
View attachment 772569 The "Avenger"
View attachment 772571 The "Popeye"
View attachment 772572 The "Chester"
View attachment 772574 The "Senpai"
View attachment 772576 "It--it's not like I love Jesus or anything! B-baka!"
i will draw the best in this set and post them here
 
Threatening to kill a public official?

He's lucky he didn't do felony time in the Big House.
 
"Paul I hope you watch my videos!"

You know, someone hypothesized that he shares CWC's notion that once you upload a YT video, The Whole World Watches it- And I'm beginning to agree. There's another video where he's on the phone with some dude in customer service, and feels like he shouldn't have to explain himself all over again, because he's already addressed it in previous videos! Don't you watch The Youtubes?

Also, in today's other video, he mentions arriving at the scene of an accident, and applying pressure to a young man's head wound. As near as I can tell, this was The Most Important Day/Moment of His Life, and is pretty much the reason he's got the custom vanity plate and the radio crap, and why he's still obsessed with REACT, and angry the program was disbanded. There's a video where he discusses the incident in-depth, as well as his general opinion of LEOs (it's not good). If anyone's interested, I can post that vid with a quick summary.
 
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