🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Yaks said:
I think the fact we learned he takes down videos is very important. If he thinks he's made out to be a chump or did something actually wrong, he will take them down. So maybe we should think of archiving any of his recent videos, just in case.
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The videos he's removed were concerning his receipt of a stolen phone - traded for an iPhone his shack up honey didn't like, on a flea market website. He had the phone for a number of years, but decided to move to a new carrier, the new carrier found out that the phone had been reported stolen from the original owner. RLM went loony tunes blaming the guy he got the phone from for the original theft, he reported him to the police and was frustrated that they wouldn't waste their time trying to prosecute a petty theft (30 days in prison or a small fine). He also had the phone destroyed by the local constabulary as that is the action requested by the original owner who'd reported it stolen - so he was ever so slightly annoyed about that too. Apparently he got his legal team involved and settled with the guy he was accusing of theft - who was as unaware that the phone was stolen as RLM was when he traded for it. There was supposedly a monetary settlement, and immediate removal of about half a dozen videos on the subject.

During that time RLM was a regular internet stalker, doxxing all of the private information about this poor guy that he could find, on his youtube videos. He wouldn't listen to reason - claiming his God is a vengeful God and would be wreaking vengence upon the phone trading thief. When the videos were removed there wasn't so much as a by your leave, public apology or anything. He mentioned something in passing on one of his more recent videos, where he as much as admitted that he'd taken them down.

I wouldn't expect any of these recent wild accusations against CWC to go missing, unless CWC "settles" with him, to his satisfaction.
 
Well there's this.
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I spoke too soon. New video from Pastor Bobby.


The crazy is off the charts in this one.
 
So, I finally finished this video. I'm reposting it, so I can have it cued up to the second I want. He has a moment that's... It's uncanny... Watch ten seconds of it, and I bet you're reminded of someone.
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Incidentally, this underscores something that's been bothering me since the very beginning of this thread.

When discussing the best years of Looney Tunes, there's a checklist of names that must be mentioned: Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc are front and center, of course, as well as Tex Avery: But also the directors and producers, like Leon Schlesinger, Friz Freleng, Bob Clampett, and Robert McKimson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_McKimson

Seriously, Robert McKimson was instrumental in some of the very best animation/comedy/moving images ever made, IMO.

Mod edit: Video is dead, but not Bob related. It was a Foghorn Leghorn compilation video.
Also, 26m-ish, he talks up his work history, which I found pretty interesting. IE- People think being a paperboy is all about delivering papers, and it's not. There's a lot more to it than that! There's a bike involved, as well! You're moving the bike, and the papers, guys! Get it straight!

He mentions beef with a Mr. Jenkins. I'm not clear if Mr. Jenkins is someone on the internet, or a former supervisor at the group home. Also mentions an unjust termination, after five years as a security guard. I hope he talks more about that on a video somewhere.

In the YT comments, Dr. Donald Mascarenas DD alludes to his own disability. As of now, my operating theory of the guy is- he's a nice, Christian dude trying to support a fellow disabled Christian in the best way he knows how.
 
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Fenwick said:
I spoke too soon. New video from Pastor Bobby.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EMHqNfvW9dA
The crazy is off the charts in this one.
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So...if all you need to be a preacher is to be ordained, then all his degrees are unnecessary. But all of his degrees are bogus. But he won't admit his degrees are bogus and gets pissed when people won't respect his degrees, but even if they don't respect his degrees, he can still preach, because you don't need a degree to preach, but you still have to respect his degrees as valid. And then you take the goose across the river and go back in the boat that holds two and get the fox and take the goose back and leave it while you take the bag of wheat.
 
Mister Moo said:
Also, 26m-ish, he talks up his work history, which I found pretty interesting. IE- People think being a paperboy is all about delivering papers, and it's not. There's a lot more to it than that! There's a bike involved, as well! You're moving the bike, and the papers, guys! Get it straight!

He mentions beef with a Mr. Jenkins. I'm not clear if Mr. Jenkins is someone on the internet, or a former supervisor at the group home. Also mentions an unjust termination, after five years as a security guard. I hope he talks more about that on a video somewhere.

In the YT comments, Dr. Donald Mascarenas DD alludes to his own disability. As of now, my operating theory of the guy is- he's a nice, Christian dude trying to support a fellow disabled Christian in the best way he knows how.
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I've been going back through his Facebook posts and I haven't found anything about his job as a security guard (hopefully I will), but he does talk about being let go from a job as a life coach (seriously.. a life coach) for 'stupid' reasons, mainly because he was was a Christian minister and used his 'pastoral counselling' to help people. I'd be curious to know if the reasons for being let go as a security guard (or law enforcement officer as he claims in another post) are the same as life coach.

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Silvana Rosechu said:
I've been going back through his Facebook posts and I haven't found anything about his job as a security guard (hopefully I will), but he does talk about being let go from a job as a life coach (seriously.. a life coach) for 'stupid' reasons, mainly because he was was a Christian minister and used his 'pastoral counselling' to help people. I'd be curious to know if the reasons for being let go as a security guard (or law enforcement officer as he claims in another post) are the same as life coach.

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Does the second bit mean he spent a few thousand dollars on those tubs of food? The cheapest option is almost $200, then goes up from there:
http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html (http://web.archive.org/web/20160411095526/http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html)
 
Silvana Rosechu said:
I've been going back through his Facebook posts and I haven't found anything about his job as a security guard.
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Found a video where he addresses how he lost his job, directly. The YT description gives a pretty detailed summary as well.


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I LOL'd at the name, "Mr. Jenkem." He's also sort of mentioned in the video.

I'm pretty sure in other videos, Pastor Porky's maintained that the Newcomerstown Police had a hand in his various firings, as well. He's convinced they've had it out for him, for over a decade.

For me, the biggest ongoing mystery is- Where are his children in all this? He's called out: his father, fellow Christians, the government, assorted people on the internet, his ex wife, John Andrews: a whole bunch people are not doing enough to help those who really need it (ie- him).

So, where are the piglets, in this, his time of need? Why do they get a pass? More questions than answers, at this point.
 
Yaks said:
Does the second bit mean he spent a few thousand dollars on those tubs of food? The cheapest option is almost $200, then goes up from there:
http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html
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(http://web.archive.org/web/20160411095526/http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html)

This is such a blatant scam. These televangelists use end times prophecy to scare their followers (aka chumps) into buying these kits and donating to their ministry. The funny thing is, why would a "good Christian" need two years of emergency food in the end times? Isn't the rapture supposed to take them all home or something, without need for Earthly goods?

Mister Moo said:
Pastor Porky
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Love it!
 
Yaks said:
Does the second bit mean he spent a few thousand dollars on those tubs of food? The cheapest option is almost $200, then goes up from there:
http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html (http://web.archive.org/web/20160411095526/http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/food/bundles.html)
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It wouldn't surprise me. It would seem that he has a long history of spending his money on useless shit. $80 a month for their cell phones, he needs cable because otherwise he can't watch the shows that he likes, his paid lawyer that he won't give up, iPads/tablets that they keep buying and returning and buying more of because they're seemingly too stupid to be able to use them, and pay day loans that they take out whenever they feel like it.
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On an unrelated note..
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I propose that in the spirit of John Andrews, we hereby refer to Pastor Faggot as Dr. Blob. Hey @jenffer a jay - can we get a picture of Dr. Blob in a poncho eating a taco with pieces flying out while he screams "I'M A DOCTOR GOD DAMNIT!"? That would absolutely make my life.
 
Since we all love Bob's expressions (They're magical gifts from God), I thought I'd share a few of mine with you all:

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The "Crazy Eye"
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The "Lickity Split"
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The "Revelation"
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The "Get That Stuff Off of There"
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The "Thinker"
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The "Avenger"
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The "Popeye"
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The "Chester"
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The "Senpai"
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"It--it's not like I love Jesus or anything! B-baka!"
 
In that security guard story, I get the feeling he's leaving a lot out, having just enough detail to make it look like he's the victim there.
 
It is really awful to watch someone without teeth talk and really just exist. Hes always doing these unnatural things with his jaw because there are no teeth to space them out. Then he is licking his lips and sucking his lips in and pushing them out. Talking like an old worn out set of floppy bagpipes. Just awful.
 
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