🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Toasty said:
I am always amused by the way he announces "I GOT A CAMERA!!" every time sone poor fed up motorist has to go around his pokey ass.
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That is always my favorite part. No one cares Bob. All your camera shows is you impeding the flow of traffic. If there is a slow moving vehicle you may pass on a double yellow as long as it can be done safely.

If I am ever privileged enough to hear "I GOT A CAMERA" in person I am yelling back, I GOT A DIGITAL SCANNER.
 
Can you imagine if Bob was driving down the street and saw someone filming him? Or, filming him as he walked into Wal-Mart, or drove through a parking lot. You know, like Bob does to other people?
He would rush home and make a stupid fucking video about people not having the right to do that!!
I know for a fact that Bob has shown videos to local police, and as soon as he leaves they roll on the floor laughing.
Just like when he went to the city council meeting a while back, to complain about not having a digital scanner, and they basically ignored him.
You're the punch line to a joke Bob.
No one takes you seriously!!
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Can you imagine if Bob was driving down the street and saw someone filming him? Or, filming him as he walked into Wal-Mart, or drove through a parking lot. You know, like Bob does to other people?
He would rush home and make a stupid fucking video about people not having the right to do that!!
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As long as I have my sewn on Security patch I should be good. Never know when I have to wrestle an accident victim to the ground, don't need them ripping off my badge.
 
I guess "Pastor" "Doctor" Bob doesn't want to save us on Kiwifarms anymore because he doesn't do youtube videos targeting us much.

Of course, we all know God keeps blessing Kiwifarms when Satan attacks the site but poor Bob gets no help from God. (or Satan, Bob can't seem to tell the difference between the two, and the Bible doesn't either at times).
 
Poutine It Here said:
If I am ever privileged enough to hear "I GOT A CAMERA" in person I am yelling back, I GOT A DIGITAL SCANNER.
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I hope someone yells back "I GOT A GUN" to see him shit himself. I actually suspect something like that actually did happen because he always waits until they're well out of earshot before yelling that even in his car with the windows closed.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
No but I can imagine a remake of Cannibal Holocaust starring both of them.
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the trailer of horrors would be a good setting for a low-budget thriller. maybe Whatever Happened to Baby Renee.

"But you ARE, Renee... you ARE in that la-z-boy recliner..."

"Bob, did you ever stop to think that - if anything happened to me, I mean anything bad, there wouldn't be any money for you? I wouldn't be here to sign the checks. You wouldn't even have pocket money. Did you ever think of that?"

"Yeah, I've thought about that..."
 
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lindsayfan said:
the trailer of horrors would be a good setting for a low-budget thriller. maybe Whatever Happened to Baby Renee.

"But you ARE, Renee... you ARE in that la-z-boy recliner..."

"Bob, did you ever stop to think that - if anything happened to me, I mean anything bad, there wouldn't be any money for you? I wouldn't be here to sign the checks. You wouldn't even have pocket money. Did you ever think of that?"

"Yeah, I've thought about that..."
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You guys are overthinking this remake idea.
Dumb and Dumber.
The only question would be, who would play the lead?
 
Toasty said:
I am always amused by the way he announces "I GOT A CAMERA!!" every time sone poor fed up motorist has to go around his pokey ass. Like they can hear him or care. One of these days he's going to learn that driving too far below the posted speed limit and being an obstruction to the flow of traffic is also against the law and a ticketable offense.
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If Slob yelled "I'm a retard!" instead of "I gotta camera!" he would get more sympathy
 
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Good God Damn trolls, why do you have to post the truth about the good reverend fire bug???
 
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