🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[AnOminous]

Bob as a young security guard, 30 years and 300 lbs ago.
Can you imagine hiring this goofy looking weasel to secure your business?
He makes Barney Fife look like The Rock!
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Barney Fife actually had a badge.

But as long as we're doing boomer humor, he's more like this.

 

[Jeep1971]

Bob as a young security guard, 30 years and 300 lbs ago.
Can you imagine hiring this goofy looking weasel to secure your business?
He makes Barney Fife look like The Rock!
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He had teeth then too.

 

[crayolasword]

Still wore his pants up to his tits back then too.

 

[Tiresome]

Bob as a young security guard, 30 years and 300 lbs ago.
Can you imagine hiring this goofy looking weasel to secure your business?
He makes Barney Fife look like The Rock!
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That was only 30 years ago? Looks like the early Seventies.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Still wore his pants up to his tits back then too.

His tits hang to his waist now.

 

[Stupid Moron OG]

Bob as a young security guard, 30 years and 300 lbs ago.
Can you imagine hiring this goofy looking weasel to secure your business?
He makes Barney Fife look like The Rock!
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There's that green bean/yellow bean diet for you!

Also, the building on the right in that photo looks like the Newcomerstown Police Department/Municipal building. Google Maps shows that house is gone now. 134 W. Church St. if anyone wants to take a look.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He makes Barney Fife look like The Rock!

And now he makes Jabba the Hutt look like Karen Carpenter.

 

[crayolasword]

Also, the building on the right in that photo looks like the Newcomerstown Police Department/Municipal building. Google Maps shows that house is gone now. 134 W. Church St. if anyone wants to take a look.

So he was staging Stolen Valor cop photos back in the day?

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

What is more ridiculous?

The fact that, for one month, Bob had a position as a "job coach"? This is a guy who has never had a real job his entire life.

Or, since 2010, Bob claims to be a Christian Counselor who has never had a client?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What is more ridiculous?

The fact that, for one month, Bob had a position as a "job coach"? This is a guy who has never had a real job his entire life.

Or, since 2010, Bob claims to be a Christian Counselor who has never had a client?

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All that matters is that the hacking team ended Robert McKim’s online preaching for good. God only knows what he does all day.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

All that matters is that the hacking team ended Robert McKim’s online preaching for good. God only knows what he does all day.

Wakes up in the morning, looks to see if his welfare check Rene is still breathing. Checks his phone for any messages for the church. Nope. Checks CAER messages. None. Goes outside to check the yardstick, which by the way, Bob, is called that because it's a yard long, not because you stick it in the front yard, dummy. Checks the rain gauge. Posts the weather on his Facebook group. Goes back inside and cooks up some bacon. He makes sure that Rene has fresh food and water in her bowls. Then until about 2 or 3 pm Bob simultaneously listens to multiple radio bands while watching religious television and surfing the Internet. He grabs a bite to eat and heads out to patrol the community in the CAER bear mobile. He drives around for a couple hours, harassing the citizens. Then he comes home and eats dinner. Then he listens to the radio and television until bedtime.

So basically what you would imagine God's chosen profit would do.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh I’d forgotten about him claiming to be a prophet, even though he doesn’t even know the definition of prophecy. Delusions of worthiness are heartbreaking.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Imagine the high point of your life being the #1 newspaper delivery boy 40 years ago.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Everything was going well for Bob until he acquired Spina Bifida from being in a cult!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I took a look at Creative Rehab. I can't see how he could have gotten a job there, but him being a client, Absolutely since they specialize in helping people with disabilities and retards find jobs.

 

[crayolasword]

I was scrolling through last weeks paper and it looks like Rene tried to make her escape last week. Hopefully she made it.

 

[Jeep1971]

All that matters is that the hacking team ended Robert McKim’s online preaching for good. God only knows what he does all day.

I kinda miss the recorded preachings/rants.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I was scrolling through last weeks paper and it looks like Rene tried to make her escape last week. Hopefully she made it.

Slob was trying to bury her in a hole behind the trailer. Fortunately Bob only dug the hole 6” deep. He is laziness saves the day one again.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

I know many of you have been losing sleep wondering if Bark road is open or not.
Thanks to the Village idiot, we now know that, yes, it is open for traffic.
Oh wait, it's closed.
Or, is it open.
Make up your mind, stupid!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I kinda miss the recorded preachings/rants.

I miss laughing at him. But I’m glad there’s less of his bullshit self-worship and fewer poisonous, wrong biblical takes in the world now that the hacking team is calling the shots.