🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Dirty Harry said:
Ut oh. Bob says when he gets to heaven, it's him, not Jesus that is going to judge us all. Bob thinks he's above Jesus on the totem pole.
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I did think that was pretty funny. He is so oblivious to his own sinful ways. I know I am a sinner, but I believe in the salvation of Christ. So the end I hope I will be saved and forgiven. And it will not be Blob judging me.
 
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Does anyone else find it a little bit strange that Bob will spend a half an hour defending that he did not run a red light, or what kind of roofing he has, but he doesn't say anything when we say he has bisexual threesomes?

Makes you think.
 
I think he must be the village idiot. I am still reading through this thread but when I am done I will explain how strange his local travels are it makes no sense to buy things an hour away.

FYI. He says his parents are from Cambridge well Cambridge's claim to fame used to be they were home to the state mental institution.
 
Henry Mitchell the PI said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8boZhqyzqxE

A new video and look how dangerously close he pulls up to the next car; obviously not a full car length away for a second I was worried he was going to rear end them
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I don't understand why he is on Miles Rd in Cleveland if he is on his way to the Cleveland Clinic. Second he is on the edge of the ghetto not a good place for Bob and the little woman. Finally it is Cleveland everyone drives like an asshole. Looks like Bob isn't used to big cities.
 
SpiceyHuman said:
He was sluring way more than usual in this video. I literally had to watch it a few times to decipher what he was mumbling.
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Maybe when he said “dammit to hell!” is when he spilled his beer? Bob, Ohio patrol frowns on open containers in the vehicle while driving.
 
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Poutine It Here said:
I am thoroughly enjoy Bob's CAER driving videos. I don't know what is better the old Atari game bad sound or Rene yelling like "Mama" from Throw Mama from the Train.
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“Bob doesn’t have any friends. He’s fat and he’s stupid!”

Bob is probably not drunk, just high on pills he stole from Rene. The opioid epidemic is very bad in rural Ohia.
 
Well we know it’s not Bob. Can Bob even swim? Or would he rely on the fat to keep him afloat?
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Poutine It Here said:
I am thoroughly enjoy Bob's CAER driving videos. I don't know what is better the old Atari game bad sound or Rene yelling like "Mama" from Throw Mama from the Train.
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they are hypnotically fascinating in a way i don't fully understand. plus this man of god cussing at his wife over every little traffic non-event is hilarious. they seem to get mad at each other every time they witness someone turn without signalling or w/e
 
lindsayfan said:
they are hypnotically fascinating in a way i don't fully understand. plus this man of god cussing at his wife over every little traffic non-event is hilarious. they seem to get mad at each other every time they witness someone turn without signalling or w/e
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The video of the semi "limping" along was thrilling. Bob needs to release it in theaters as "The Slow and the Curious."

I am still trying to figure out Bob's travel pattern. He sticks to rt 39 a lot but he often is traveling through a 5 to 6 county area which I find crazy. Where Bob lives is the top of the Appalachian area in Ohio and also on the outskirts of two different Amish areas.
 
Poutine It Here said:
I am still trying to figure out Bob's travel pattern. He sticks to rt 39 a lot but he often is traveling through a 5 to 6 county area which I find crazy.
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If there's at least one doctor's office, church &/or food pantry along his routes then that is your answer. He's known to hit every foodbank that he has enough gas to get to and back from.
 
Ti-99/4A said:
If there's at least one doctor's office, church &/or food pantry along his routes then that is your answer. He's known to hit every foodbank that he has enough gas to get to and back from.
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I was thinking doctor shopping.

He mentioned the Dover Food Pantry. It seems so wrong that he goes here. Carrollton is Caroll County, Dover is Tuscarawas County. Why is he allowed to get food there?
 
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