🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Dirty Harry said:
Bob hoping that someone rear ends him so he can collect money. He slows down on purpose to do this.
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Imagine being so lazy that you won’t even get your fat ass up out of the car to try for a slip and fall lawsuit.
 
Bob, who is not an idiot, is posting his phone number on social media again.
Remember, Bob is not an idiot!!

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This reminded me that Bob has his HAM radio number as his license plate. Vanity plates in Ohio cost an extra $50 a year. That's $45 more than Bob has raised on his Gofundme for a radio. Imagine spending money for your license plate to advertise your HAM radio when your radio no longer works.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
This reminded me that Bob has his HAM radio number as his license plate. Vanity plates in Ohio cost an extra $50 a year. That's $45 more than Bob has raised on his Gofundme for a radio. Imagine spending money for your license plate to advertise your HAM radio when your radio no longer works.
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A-bloo bloo bloo I have no money left over for important things like food after I pay for my bs pyramid schemes and big boy radio clubs and send it off to known criminal televangelists and reflective tape to put all over my florescent 4x tee shirt and phony cop badges to stick all over said t shirts.
Won't someone please help pay for Rene's medicine? I need to keep her semiconcious so she doesn't ask where all of her money went.
 
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John Carmack said:
In today's video, Bob explains how 18 year old kids should be able to purchase assault rifles without any background checks.
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He then goes on to explain that he doesn't want any foreigners coming into his country. He's afraid they'll steal some of his free benefits that we pay for.

Next Bob claims that the children in Texas were killed by sin, not by assault rifles.

It sounds like Bob may begin posting more videos.

Be on alert, hackers.

Be prepared to act on a moments notice.

We owe it to the good people of Carroll county to monitor this ungodly, DELUSIONAL, piece on shit.
 
Bob is not actually reading the bible. Because if he did, he would every single government rather it be the Jews, Gentiles, or any else always involved a dictatorship. The closest was the Roman republic government (although it was a dictatorship also) and they killed Jesus.

The American government is based nothing on the Bible although people pretend it to be.
 
I watched our favorite protagonist’s latest video. It’s clear Bob has lost his motivation for preaching.

Bob let me cheer you up. I do not hate you, in fact I love you. Now it’s not agape love that God has you or I, and we for him. It’s not philia love like I have for my friends. No it more like the love you for a town retard that can’t help but shit himself when trying to be serious. I mean he tries to act like an adult, he got a job, but gets fired because he threatened his supervisor. So then he goes and tries his damndest at something else without learning why he failed at the last thing. You know he’s going to fall on his face again, but you just smile, because he’s determined.

So cheer up buddy, hang in there and I’m sure a new roof will fall from heaven and land perfectly on you trailer to stop the rain and bats from coming in any day now.

Your friend
Harvey
 
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Very concerned that our favorite weather reporter has been remiss in reporting the devastating storms in his area. Was his weather station blown away? Is his rolled roofing still intact? (well as much as it was) Is his power and/or internet down??? Emergency Response is not being very responsive on any of his regular channels!!!
 
Kangaroo said:
Very concerned that our favorite weather reporter has been remiss in reporting the devastating storms in his area. Was his weather station blown away? Is his rolled roofing still intact? (well as much as it was) Is his power and/or internet down??? Emergency Response is not being very responsive on any of his regular channels!!!
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I thick it’s because he’s just figured out the his number has been blocked.
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Uh oh, is Slob up to his old tricks again? The man still can’t spell, hopefully he reads this and fixes his fuck up. ADDDE355-8114-4CED-AFEA-956492F6D589.jpeg
 
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Bob has nothing but time to edit his thoughts before posting them.
The truth is, he does edit them. This IS the final draft.
He simply reads and writes at a first grade level (my apologies to first graders).
 
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