🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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HarveySperg41 said:
Bob is doing that very important work of providing weather reports ripped right from the weather channel since no one has access to a portable device say like a….. oh I don’t know, a fucking cell phone! I think he should rename his group, Lazy Bob’s Weather Channel Ripoff View attachment 3217423
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I enjoyed speaking with all of you this morning on our monthly Zoom call.
Since Bob reads Kiwi Farms more often than he reads his bible, I thought I would share the highlights of our meeting with him.

Due to several months of inactivity, you have been declared a "non active threat" to the community of Carrollton Bob.
We have decided that since you are now our bitch we can reduce the number of resources necessary to keep you in line.
Bob, do not think for one minute that you will not continue to be monitored. We have people all throughout Carrollton (and even in Minor mobile home park) reporting your every move to us.

It seems that your social media presence has been reduced to a couple short videos on Facebook where you talk about your rain gauge.
We will allow this Bob, since no one watches it anyway.

As of today, only a few hackers will be assigned to Bob. You're simply not worth our time.

Who's your daddy, Bob!!

Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
Several members of the hacking team are grateful that they’re being reassigned to Patrick S. Tomlinson. Such was the severity of the depravity and filth they were exposed to by monitoring Bob’s devices that they will undergo intense trauma therapy before starting their new assignment. Their sacrifice cannot be overstated, as they cannot even find respite from Bob’s sexual perversions in their sleep.

All gave some, but some gave all.
 
Sorry I missed the meeting, Do I need to still keep the Animal Guardians in place to ensure that he no longer commits acts of sexual depravity against them ? - I know it has been discussed before but obviously I am willing to still fund the $3000 a month monitoring bill for his cell phone.
 
SammyTheBull said:
Sorry I missed the meeting, Do I need to still keep the Animal Guardians in place to ensure that he no longer commits acts of sexual depravity against them ? - I know it has been discussed before but obviously I am willing to still fund the $3000 a month monitoring bill for his cell phone.
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Keep tailgating Slob, it pisses him off.
 

Questionable video - car is NOT a ford, RLM slows down significantly causing the car to break hard to avoid hitting him. Car passes RLM - all witnessed by the sheriff.
Conclusion - green subaru did nothing wrong or the Sheriff can't be bothered to avenge RLM's hurt!

And, of course, further evidence of RLM seeking his insurance payday!
 
Kangaroo said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0NVhbVP4VEE
Questionable video - car is NOT a ford, RLM slows down significantly causing the car to break hard to avoid hitting him. Car passes RLM - all witnessed by the sheriff.
Conclusion - green subaru did nothing wrong or the Sheriff can't be bothered to avenge RLM's hurt!

And, of course, further evidence of RLM seeking his insurance payday!
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Did anyone not save this video?
 
Dirty Harry said:
Did anyone not save this video?
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Really was a boring video. Camera was recording behind Bob's car driving down the highway. Bob doesn't speak, all you can hear is garbled CB radio static. A little car soon catches up to Bob because Bob drives three miles under the speed limit like a retarded old man. The car gets right on Bob's ass, probably hoping Bob will speed up and at least drive the speed limit. After a few seconds the little car decided to pass Bob.
The End.

I know Bob is pathetic, but when the highlight of your week is a car passing you on the highway, that's really sad.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I know Bob is pathetic, but when the highlight of your week is a car passing you on the highway, that's really sad.
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Lmao the worst part is he wasted all of Rene’s money on gas, driving around in the hopes that something this exciting would happen.

Still, it’s a more wholesome thrill than the ones Bob is used to: touching kids, threesomes with other men, and trolling obituary guestbooks to defame the dead and defenseless.
 
You can see a cop at the end of the video, sitting in a parking lot.
If you were in the right Bob, why didn't you pull in and speak with the officer?
We all know why.
He would have chewed your ass out because all law enforcement in the area know all about you and know that you're a joke!!
 
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