🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
National Weather Service ambassador, sounds pretty fancy. I wonder what it takes to get that sort of title...

Who can become an ambassador? Any organization can become an ambassador, from government agencies to faith-based organizations to privately owned resorts and outfitters. Anyone who wants to help others become better prepared for dangerous weather is welcome to apply.
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Oh, I guess literally any person or organization can be a certified weather ambassador if they just ask.
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Do you think he's even been bothered to ASK?
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
Most spiritual influence he operates under is demonic now. Demons keep him ineffectual with lust (bisexual threesome!), gluttony (BACON has so much sugar that it is basically meat candy), pride (REAL DOCTOR!), and wrath (look at any of his videos where he gets worked up and red in the face).
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If only he had even one person in his life who cared about him enough to have an exorcism performed. The demons are controlling Bob and the bad news is that they’re as retarded as he is.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Don’t forget that Bob also lacks basic education in his own religion. He doesn’t know a word of Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek, so has to believe what shyster pastors tell him the translations mean. (Those pastors barely know English themselves, let alone the primary languages of the texts on which their religion is based.)

He’s essentially a big fat dummy who thought he could make money out of preaching, like his hero Jim Bakker. He failed, and the hackers stopped him for good. Now he’s trying to fake his way into getting paid to tell people it’s raining, and deliberately causing car accidents in hope of a payday. (There’s a reason he always paid his monthly legal service even if it meant Rene had to go without essential medicines.)

BTW: I recently found out from an elderly friend on Social Security that EBT benefits skyrocketed during COVID, to the tune of some people receiving $300+ PER WEEK for food. Was Bob still raiding food pantries all this time, taking vital nourishment from children who need it? Yes he was.
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A friend in the grocery biz tells me they can see people's EBT balances when they pay and there's people with THOUSANDS of dollars in benefits walking around!
That's why I don't fall for the narrative.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
If only he had even one person in his life who cared about him enough to have an exorcism performed. The demons are controlling Bob and the bad news is that they’re as retarded as he is.
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Any demon that is forced to think using Bob's brain is going to be pretty stupid, yes. But it's also true that different demons have different levels of affinity for different individuals. The only demons that can even properly contact him are going to be nearly as dumb as he is to start with. Unfortunately an exorcism won't help, because Bob doesn't actually see anything wrong with being an angry, gluttonous, bisexual with delusions of grandeur; if you don't stop acting in the ways the demons want you to, the demons will just come right back.
 
AnOminous said:
My guess is they don't really need it and use it as a ghetto savings account.
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Back before EBT came on debit cards, I witnessed a ghetto swap meet where nigger bitches traded food stamps for drugs, liquor, shoplifted baby clothes and other stolen items. I’m sure they’ve come up with ways to trade their EBT/SNAP balances for whatever degenerate shit they need, even if it means tagging along on some other garbage human’s trip to Walmart so they can swipe their card for them.

Unfortunately for Bob he has no friends and not even his family will associate with him. I’m sure he spent it all on bacon, lard and sweets.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Back before EBT came on debit cards, I witnessed a ghetto swap meet where nigger bitches traded food stamps for drugs, liquor, shoplifted baby clothes and other stolen items. I’m sure they’ve come up with ways to trade their EBT/SNAP balances for whatever degenerate shit they need, even if it means tagging along on some other garbage human’s trip to Walmart so they can swipe their card for them.

Unfortunately for Bob he has no friends and not even his family will associate with him. I’m sure he spent it all on bacon, lard and sweets.
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Don't forget the lime green clothes, traffic signs, Jesus hats and t-shirts, and weather stations.

Slob is a man of many talents delusions.

All paid for by taxpayers.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Back before EBT came on debit cards, I witnessed a ghetto swap meet where nigger bitches traded food stamps for drugs, liquor, shoplifted baby clothes and other stolen items. I’m sure they’ve come up with ways to trade their EBT/SNAP balances for whatever degenerate shit they need, even if it means tagging along on some other garbage human’s trip to Walmart so they can swipe their card for them.

Unfortunately for Bob he has no friends and not even his family will associate with him. I’m sure he spent it all on bacon, lard and sweets.
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Oh yeah now they just let random people take their cards and use it. I know this because once they get up to the register,half the time they're so fucking burned out they have to call the person in line and holding the line up,to ask the PIN number.
 
Jeep1971 said:
Oh yeah now they just let random people take their cards and use it. I know this because once they get up to the register,half the time they're so fucking burned out they have to call the person in line and holding the line up,to ask the PIN number.
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Completely off topic, but I remember working at a gas station years ago. A black family came in. "How much further to Vegas?" "We're going to Las Vegas" "Vegas Vegas Vegas"

They loaded up on soda and chips and beef jerky and candy. Then they paid with an EBT card.

No money for food, but enough money for a cross country road trip to Las Vegas.
 
Dirty Harry said:
When's the last time Officer Doofy did a sermon???
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Never.

His idea of a sermon is reading trying to read a few lines from the Big Book of Hearsay/Second Hand Stories and then explain/twist how they mean everyone is supposed to give him everything he needs.

You'll notice the overwhelming majority of his videos have titles like 'preaching that Verizon won't give me a rebate', 'preaching that welfare benefits are going down', 'preaching the hackers hate me', 'preaching that I need a new radio', 'preaching that Drug Mart is a bunch of morons', preaching that I need more fuel oil assistance', preaching that the bacon I get from the burcher doesn't have salt in it', 'preaching that I don't have roaches'.

This isn't a sermon or preaching.

This is Slob bitching, whining, and complaining that he doesn't get enough free stuff.

Under the guise of religion.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
This isn't a sermon or preaching.

This is Slob bitching, whining, and complaining that he doesn't get enough free stuff.

Under the guise of religion.
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Oh, I know. But it's does make for great entertainment when I'm bored just to laugh at the hypocrisy. What I do feel bad for, is people in his community who have to deal with his shit in real life. McKim is like Dana Marie, or Todd Daugherty, or other lolcows, just entertainment I can turn off like a television siet.
 
The Carroll County Board of Commissioners approved an app. that actually does everything that Slob pretends to do.

I guess Slob isn't getting the money for his new radio.

His fake Ministry/Soul Clinic is done, his GoScamMe page is done and now, the Care Bear walkie-talkie patrol is done.

Slob is going to need to come up with a new schtick.

Maybe he could read to the blind.

No, forget that idea. He can't read.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
The Carroll County Board of Commissioners approved an app. that actually does everything that Slob pretends to do.

I guess Slob isn't getting the money for his new radio.

His fake Ministry/Soul Clinic is done, his GoScamMe page is done and now, the Care Bear walkie-talkie patrol is done.

Slob is going to need to come up with a new schtick.

Maybe he could read to the blind.

No, forget that idea. He can't read.
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If he doesn't get that diabetes under control, eventually he'll be the blind. Bob, bacon is cured with sugar. You shouldn't be eating it.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
If he doesn't get that diabetes under control, eventually he'll be the blind. Bob, bacon is cured with sugar. You shouldn't be eating it.
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