🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Dr. Long Story Short said:
Bob posted a video a half hour ago, on his CAERS facebook page, and I feel bad for him.
Only 2 people have viewed it, one being me.
Since absolutely NO ONE follows him, other than hackers, let's all take a look at it. Perhaps we could get his view count up to 10 by days end.
Also, he's stealing stealing the WiFi signal from local businesses again
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Link? Archive?

Bob’s “ministry” is done for good. Mission accomplished.
 
I see RLM has joined the hallowed heights of intellect shown by ISP phone support - who advise you to use the internet to report a problem (like the internet's not working). Yup releasing a video on YouTube to inform all his viewers the reason why their internet isn't working.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Bob claims to be some sort of security guard, yet he didn't catch the guy who stole his neck!!
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We're all trying to figure out what type of security guard he is and to who he provides security.

It's been a mystery for years.

From what we've seen in his videos, he gets all dressed up in his big boy security play clothes to sit in his recliner or show the weather in the desolate, depressing, shithole trailer park.

However, it is worth noting, that after all these years, no one has stolen his recliner or hi-tech yardstick.

Well done Slob!
 
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I wonder if Doctor Bob even has had official training in CPR? Since he might be the only ham radio operator in history to fail the technican license twice (bad considering they give you all the answers ahead of time and you only have to get 75% of them right), I wonder if he failed CPR class.
 
Dirty Harry said:
I wonder if Doctor Bob even has had official training in CPR? Since he might be the only ham radio operator in history to fail the technican license twice (bad considering they give you all the answers ahead of time and you only have to get 75% of them right), I wonder if he failed CPR class.
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I highly doubt he has taken any first responder training.
 
Dirty Harry said:
I wonder if Doctor Bob even has had official training in CPR? Since he might be the only ham radio operator in history to fail the technican license twice (bad considering they give you all the answers ahead of time and you only have to get 75% of them right), I wonder if he failed CPR class.
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He said in a video a long time ago that he took an EMT course but flunked the final exam.

But, that didn't stop him from sewing a Red Cross patch to his jacket.

He's not qualified to render first aid or wear the patch but, it looks good.

And to Slob, that's all that matters.

It's right in line with him saying he's a member of Homeland Security.

He's not, but it sounds good.

Just another, in a very, very, very long list of lies.

That are all coming back, thanks to his videos, to bite him in his fat, delusional, narcissistic ass.
 
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This is how delusional this stupid son of a bitch is.
Bob has not been a Security Guard since 1989.

When he began his 5 month "career" in 1988:

Ronald Reagan was president

Taylor Swift and Jennifer Lawrence hadn't been born yet.

The movies "Rain Man" and "Bull Durham" were released .

DVD players would not be invented for another 6 years.

The original Ipod wouldn't be invented for another 12 years.

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps (who retired from swimming 5 years ago) was 2 years old.

Why in the world does this Fuck Nut still wear a security guard hat and jacket?

YOU'RE RIGHT BOB, YOU'RE NOT DELUSIONAL!!!

When I was in high school, I worked at McDonald's. You don't see me walking around the house in a fucking paper hat!!

I'm thinking, now that we've shut down Bob's fake ministry, we should set our sights on having him institutionalized.
 

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Dr. Long Story Short said:
This is how delusional this stupid son of a bitch is.
Bob has not been a Security Guard since 1989.

When he began his 5 month "career" in 1988:

Ronald Reagan was president

Taylor Swift and Jennifer Lawrence hadn't been born yet.

The movies "Rain Man" and "Bull Durham" were released .

DVD players would not be invented for another 6 years.

The original Ipod wouldn't be invented for another 12 years.

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps (who retired from swimming 5 years ago) was 2 years old.

Why in the world does this Fuck Nut still wear a security guard hat and jacket?

YOU'RE RIGHT BOB, YOU'RE NOT DELUSIONAL!!!

When I was in high school, I worked at McDonald's. You don't see me walking around the house in a fucking paper hat!!

I'm thinking, now that we've shut down Bob's fake ministry, we should set our sights on having him institutionalized.
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Slob should start wearing hats of different careers. For example, Astrophysicist, Neurosurgeon, Submarine Captain, Planetary Geologist, Theoretical Mathematician, or Astronaut.

They would be as believable as a smelly, unshaven, morbidly obese, toothless, greasy-haired retard wearing a SECURITY hat.

As a 'public service', Slob posted this (for us, as we're the only folks that occasionally look at his Facebook page).

The second picture is the Care Bear mobile.

Care Bear Patrol, setting a great example for the community!

And ready to go! (when the snow eventually melts.)

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Slob's 'Step 1' to raise money to buy more radios is falling a little short of his goal.

His vast number of followers, ministry and soul clinic members, family members, friends, CB radio buddies, trailer park neighbors, residents of the Village of Carrollton, Carroll County Sheriff's department, Carrollton PD, and REACT really let him down.

I thought his 2 kids would throw in at least $1 each.

Time for him to resort to:
Step 2 - Begging the pastor of every legitimate church within a 100-mile radius (of his shithole trailer/delusional Ministry/delusional Care Bear HQ) for money.
Step 3 - Hit the pawnshop circuit again.
Step 4 - Siphon more money from Rene's SSI checks.
Step 5 - Cut back on Rene's 173 medications, saving money on co-pays.

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HarveySperg41 said:
You can only give a minimum of $5 to his ScamFundMe. If the donation amount was a dollar I‘m sure Mr ShitzenPants would throw him a buck.

On another note, when the one person stopped by to say hello to slob a few months back, why didn’t they take his high tech snow measuring device?
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A minimum of $5.

That explains why his 2 kids didn't contribute to ScamFundMe.

McKim and money are not synonymous, and the McKim clan has a long history of living off the government.

Also, his magic ultra hi-tech snow measuring device wasn't stolen because Slob was standing in front of it, obscuring it from view.

In addition, while standing there, he simultaneously obscured the view of his trailer, the Care Bear mobile, his neighbor's trailer, and most of the SE horizon.

Side note - How much of Rene's SSI check do you think Slob spends on Lottery tickets a week, hoping to hit it big.
 
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Slob has a boyfriend!

Instead of the fatass retard sprawling in his bodily fluid encrusted recliner trying to read the Big Book of Hearsay, he's resorted to re-posting videos of his new man-crush that has a camera and a microphone that makes daily Jesus videos in his mother's basement (that has more than 1 bare light bulb) and, also wanders around outside holding a camera on a selfie stick.

You know the type - The dime a dozen YouTube clown that thinks his opinions are important and loves to hear himself talk.

Providing a platform for every idiot with a camera to express their opinions is one downside of YouTube.

Nevertheless, Slob's new pal is a 'Pastor'. Evidently, he is the pastor of his mother's basement but, a pastor nonetheless. He probably has 'degrees under his belt' too.

It's good these guys wear belts or else they wouldn't have a place to put their degrees.

Is Slob's new boyfriend/man-crush the one that donated $5 to Slob's Scam FundMe?

Is there another threesome in the future?

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What am I supposed to do without his spiritual guidance, though? I was on the verge of a breakthrough.
 
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