🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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HarveySperg41 said:
Well what else am I supposed to watch, Ethan Ralph? Guntie just isn’t that entertaining anymore.
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If you are entertained by fat, retarded failures like Bob, I highly recommend the Cecily Kellogg thread. Her videos are every bit as horrific as Bob’s. She’s a Xian who groomed her school age daughter to be a tranny.
 
Bob has only posted one video this year, and that was to brag that some idiot sent him a McDonald's gift card.

Robert is no longer a threat to the good people of Ohio.
We, the hackers, started out as a small group that quickly grew to include members of the community, neighbors of Bobs, local business owners, and also members of local law enforcement. We've even had a couple members of his church join the fight.

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three hackers gather in my name, there am I with them.

With the man upstairs on our side, we have crushed Bob. He's barely worth discussing any longer.

Don't think for a second that we're going away, Bob. You'd better think twice if you try to start posting again, or harming the people who count on us to silence you.

We are the winners!!!!!!

It really wasn't even a fair fight.
 
he's either hospitalized, dead or locked up. lolcows like him never, ever stop unless they physically can not get on the internet.
 
Misty Henry is a fun substitute. She's a good xstian who abuses food pantries, lives in squalor on disability for imaginary health concerns, blames every one else for the problems she creates and makes hilarious bitchy youtube videos. She's also fat and has several chins and a prodigious gunt. Her ceiling is caving in and she has a home full of useless junk. She's like a female Bob, just exchange a few details. She is a bit more schizophrenic, and way less concerned about trolls.
 
Toasty said:
I really enjoyed that recent snowed in video of Bob's where he tried to show how neighborly and helpful he was to his elderly neighbor. He used his snowblower to clear a path to the man's shed so the man could get to his shovel to dig himself out. So helpful with your snowblower there Bob. It's electric, so it's not like you would have been using your gas to use it to clear his snow for him. Obviously you would plug into his power so it wouldn't increase your electric bill. Was waddling along behind it too much work? What a fucking asshole.
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It's amazing that Slob can shovel snow and push a snowblower with his debilitating spina bifida.

He's a classic example of welfare fraud.
 
Toasty said:
Misty Henry is a fun substitute. She's a good xstian who abuses food pantries, lives in squalor on disability for imaginary health concerns, blames every one else for the problems she creates and makes hilarious bitchy youtube videos. She's also fat and has several chins and a prodigious gunt. Her ceiling is caving in and she has a home full of useless junk. She's like a female Bob, just exchange a few details. She is a bit more schizophrenic, and way less concerned about trolls.
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Yeah but does she have a katana displayed on top of her fridge?

Bob is our special boy.

CAER

Can
Affectionately
Exterminate
Rene
 
Yaks said:
Yeah but does she have a katana displayed on top of her fridge?

Bob is our special boy.

CAER

Can
Affectionately
Exterminate
Rene
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Wait just a goddamn minute! Does Bob? She very well might as she has some weebish tendencies and takes kids karate classes and insists on calling the rec room where she goes a " dojo" and the instructor her "sensei" so the appearance of such an aluminum trinket in her kitchen wouldn't surprise me. In Bob's case it would though. He would have tried to sell it for some magic beans by now.
 
Toasty said:
Wait just a goddamn minute! Does Bob? She very well might as she has some weebish tendencies and takes kids karate classes and insists on calling the rec room where she goes a " dojo" and the instructor her "sensei" so the appearance of such an aluminum trinket in her kitchen wouldn't surprise me. In Bob's case it would though. He would have tried to sell it for some magic beans by now.
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Yeah during the early parts of the thread we noticed he had a katana on top of his fridge. I suspect it's actually Rene's, but its still pretty funny.

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Yaks said:
Yeah during the early parts of the thread we noticed he had a katana on top of his fridge. I suspect it's actually Rene's, but its still pretty funny.

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It might be the weapon Rene used when she held up the bank. Now, Slob uses it to slice food stamp bacon he gets for free at the 'burcher'. Of course, going to and from the 'burcher' is paid for using a gas voucher, while driving 25 mph trying to cause an accident to hopefully entrap someone in a LOLsuit, using an SSI paid for dash camera, displaying the wrong date and time because he can't figure it out.
 
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Yaks said:
Yeah during the early parts of the thread we noticed he had a katana on top of his fridge. I suspect it's actually Rene's, but its still pretty funny.

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This is not a flattering shot of Bob. He has no neck,his hair looks greasy,his teeth are visibly jacked up and his mouth is agape. Some people are just unfortunate enough to be ugly as sin and he's one of them.
 
Dirty Harry said:
The RETARD put up a short video today on his facebook page, only about the weather.
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His second video was better. He crossed the line between his Care Bear Facebook page and his Bacon Lite Ministry Facebook Page to tell us that he's not a "stupid idiot" and how much everyone hates him.

Good stuff.

If his crossover trend of failing to separate church from state continues, he should combine his 2 (very rarely viewed) Facebook pages into the Care Bear Retard Patrol-Bacon Lite Ministry.

Also, to no one's surprise, he failed to mention how Rene is doing after her 'fall.'

It also looks like Rene may have gotten in a punch, or hit him with a can of Pringles, to Slob's left eye (there's bruising and discoloration under that eye) before she 'fell'.
 
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A CAER's Prayer
Dear Lord, before I take my place today behind the wheel,
please let me come with humble heart before Thy throne to kneel and
pray that I am fit to drive each busy thoroughfare,
and then I keep a watchful eye,
lest some ER unit forget to call for my help.

And keep me thinking constantly about the Golden Rule,
when driving past the playground zones or through my trailer park.
Then when i stop to give someone his right to cross the street,
let me my brother's keeper be and spare a life that's sweet.
(Except for John Andrews)

Please make me feel this KIA Sorento I drive You gave me to enjoy,
and that its purpose is to serve mankind not to destroy.​
 
crayolasword said:
How much you wanna bet Rene changed his YouTube password and forgot what she changed it to. That’s why he hasn’t be uploading videos.
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I think fatass peabrain finally figured out that the 'end days' aren't coming (and that comedy routine is getting old) and trying to read the Big Book of Hearsay aloud is much less important than driving around on gas vouchers, being a menace on the roads in search of LOLsuit.

He has had a revelation! Care Bears are more important than Jesus.
 
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You idiots! Bob has been doing this since 1995! He's not dumb. He has years of experience. Do you think any Joe Blow from off the street has the training and education to figure out how to read a yard stick? This is big brain stuff, people!

Bob is very smart and successful. And if you don't believe that, the arm of God's law will cook your goose you lying liars who lie on the Internet!
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Bob posted a video a half hour ago, on his CAERS facebook page, and I feel bad for him.
Only 2 people have viewed it, one being me.
Since absolutely NO ONE follows him, other than hackers, let's all take a look at it. Perhaps we could get his view count up to 10 by days end.
Also, he's stealing stealing the WiFi signal from local businesses again
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Bob posted a video a half hour ago, on his CAERS facebook page, and I feel bad for him.
Only 2 people have viewed it, one being me.
Since absolutely NO ONE follows him, other than hackers, let's all take a look at it. Perhaps we could get his view count up to 10 by days end.
Also, he's stealing stealing the WiFi signal from local businesses again
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How much bigger can his chin get? It's resting on his chest for support.

It won't be long before this retarded fatass clown has fake degrees under his chin to go along with the fake degrees under his belt.

Nevertheless, the resemblance is striking.

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Jabba the Care Bear.

May the FARCE be with him.

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