🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Dirty Harry said:
If his CAER security is so important, why doesn't he apply for a grant from the state or county? I know our volunteer rescue squad got all their equipment updated when the county updated theirs. I bet Bob has been told by the police and fire more than once to stop scanner chasing scenes.
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He explained it in one of his latest videos. CAER is a fake organization. According to the law, in order to be recognized they need to set up a board of directors. The board must have at least three members. CAER consists of only Bob and Rene so they cannot legally be recognized as an organization and cannot get government grants.

Dr. McKim refutes this by using his big brain and misinterpreting the Bible. "Wherever two or three are gathered... See!? This means that a company only needs TWO people! It's in the Bible!"

No. CAER is a scam organization just like how Bob is a scam doctor and a scam reverend.

Also, Robert McKim is fat and has no teeth.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He explained it in one of his latest videos. CAER is a fake organization. According to the law, in order to be recognized they need to set up a board of directors. The board must have at least three members. CAER consists of only Bob and Rene so they cannot legally be recognized as an organization and cannot get government grants.

Dr. McKim refutes this by using his big brain and misinterpreting the Bible. "Wherever two or three are gathered... See!? This means that a company only needs TWO people! It's in the Bible!"

No. CAER is a scam organization just like how Bob is a scam doctor and a scam reverend.

Also, Robert McKim is fat and has no teeth.
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All of his claims make sense if you only remember that Dr. Denise Kohler declared him "delusional" years ago.
Bob is crazy!!
Doctors know it, his family knows it, his neighbors know it, and the local police know it.
Deep down, I think Bob even realizes that he's not quite all there.
He's admitted that he was in special Ed classes all throughout his "green bean, yellow bean" years.
All his fake degrees, fake organizations, fake titles, are all ways for him to justify his existence in his own mind.
The truth is, the only reason Bob exists is for our entertainment.
And THAT, he does an excellent job of.
See Bob, you're not a total failure!!
 
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Dirty Harry said:
Whenever someone names a ministry after themselves, instead of God or the Church, it is almost always bad. It means they love themselves more then they love God. McKim thinks in his mind he is above god.
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He is a turd, a literal piece of shit, who worships himself, like the absolute scum fuck retard he is. It's too bad it looks like he's going to murder Rene before he dies himself of his own utter stupidity.
 
Bob, we care more about Rene’s wellbeing than about your gay ministry for faggots like you or your homo fake organization for queers like you. You care more about the yardstick in the snow outside your trailer than you do Rene. Pathetic.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Check out Bob's profile on this web site.
A diploma in Law. Now Bob's a lawyer??
Another lie Bob?
Will it ever stop??

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Oh, Bob...
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His gofundme is still at $5. Just shows you how much the local community cares about the "security" services that Dr. McKim gives them.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Dick Hertzer tried to donate $3 in exchange for a shout-out on Bob’s next video, but Bob is too ashamed to make more videos.

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He's not ashamed. He is afraid!
Bob even mentioned the other day that every time he posts something on social media his haters immediately are all over it.
Back in the day he would sometimes post 2 half hour videos in a single day.
Now he claims he's too busy doing other things and doesn't have time to post.
ANOTHER LIE BOB! There isn't another sack of shit on the planet with more spare time than you. He does nothing but watch TV all day.
The hackers are the winners!! You are the loser Bob.
We've already established that you're not a real preacher because you don't have a church building.
Bottom line, YOU ARE AFRAID!
You know it, and we know it.
For once in your sorry lifetime, admit it Bob.
Think about it, you know I'm right.

If you really have all these followers, and all these people who care about, and appreciate what your doing, why is it that no one will donate a fucking penny to your radio scam??

We all know that Rene is the anonymous $5 donor. You're not fooling anyone.

Carrollton is once again safe from this evil, delusional man.

As always, keep up the Lords work hackers!!
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
He's not ashamed. He is afraid!
Bob even mentioned the other day that every time he posts something on social media his haters immediately are all over it.
Back in the day he would sometimes post 2 half hour videos in a single day.
Now he claims he's too busy doing other things and doesn't have time to post.
ANOTHER LIE BOB! There isn't another sack of shit on the planet with more spare time than you. He does nothing but watch TV all day.
The hackers are the winners!! You are the loser Bob.
We've already established that you're not a real preacher because you don't have a church building.
Bottom line, YOU ARE AFRAID!
You know it, and we know it.
For once in your sorry lifetime, admit it Bob.
Think about it, you know I'm right.

If you really have all these followers, and all these people who care about, and appreciate what your doing, why is it that no one will donate a fucking penny to your radio scam??

We all know that Rene is the anonymous $5 donor. You're not fooling anyone.

Carrollton is once again safe from this evil, delusional man.

As always, keep up the Lords work hackers!!
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Afraid and a fraud.
That sums up Slob's pathetic existence.

Beaten up all through school and beaten down on the internet.
 
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Dirty Harry said:
Bob says he can't wait to be with Jesus... Well, Bob, we can't wait for you to be with Jesus either, so go ahead and do something that will make you meet him. You know, like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.
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No no, I want Bob to have a long and unsuccessful life.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Bob says he can't wait to be with Jesus... Well, Bob, we can't wait for you to be with Jesus either, so go ahead and do something that will make you meet him. You know, like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.
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No worries. According to Slob and his big book of hearsay, we're living in the 'last days'. And according to Slob's vast video collection, we have been for a very long time. He's been a broken record 'preaching' about the 'last days' for years. No one knows exactly when the last day will occur because, according to Slob's logic and vast knowledge of science - - - time zones.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
No worries. According to Slob and his big book of hearsay, we're living in the 'last days'. And according to Slob's vast video collection, we have been for a very long time. He's been a broken record 'preaching' about the 'last days' for years. No one knows exactly when the last day will occur because, according to Slob's logic and vast knowledge of science - - - time zones.
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Tsunami in Tonga this morning Bob.
Is this the end of, end of, end of, end of times?
 
It’s my understanding that Bob fell through the floor of his trailer and the repercussions of his fat ass falling triggered the tsunami.
 
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