🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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In today's video, Marble Mouth Mckim is complaining that "he don't have no cellular service", what ever that sentence means.

He also can't seem to figure out why Spectrum wireless and Verizon both went down since the two are not related in any way.
As usual, you're wrong again Bob!
In the future Bob, don't worry if your communications are down. You remained under constant survalence during the outage. If you have any issues during future outages, simply stand out in front of your porch and wave. We will alert the authorities that you are out of cottage cheese or whatever else the problem may me.
We have your back Bob.


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Sure, Bob was aggravated by a cell tower outage, anybody would be. But what he's really got his moldy old man underwear in a twist is something more personal.
Nobody contacted his "radio patrol" to be utilized as emergency relay communications.
Even if there was an actual communications emergency, and all communication was reduced to radio, they still wouldn't have called Bob's " organization" that consists solely of himself and his toys.
Due to his frequent misuse of calling the police every time someone does a rolling stop at an intersection, or gets him butthurt by driving faster than him, the cops and emergency services know him well, and will never call him. I'd be willing to bet real money that he did call the authorities during a minor, very localized cell outage to offer his cb radio services, and they were just confused and politely declined.
 
Just to put this in perspective. The Tractor Supply where cell service was working is 4 minutes away from his trailer park. This retard thought that they needed to fire up the radios because cell service was out basically at his trailer park?
I’d be more than willing to bet he just accidentally had his phone on airplane mode and that’s why his neighbor’s cell phone worked.
 

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Is Bob's brief cell phone outage another sign of the apocalypse like the price of "healthy" smoked bacon?
 
Nobody contacted his "radio patrol" to be utilized as emergency relay communications.

I picked up on this too, I found it amusing. I bet he had an old coffee can ready for people to put money as they lined up at his door to use his shitty radio who contacted no one as no one uses CB radios anymore.
 
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I wonder if he’s called Spectrum to ask for his bill to be credited since he was unable to use his phone for an hour or two.
 
Robert McKim is once again spreading disinformation and trying to cover up his illegal theft of bandwidth. Bob thinks he knows what "nodes" are without realizing the Verizon people tell Bob anything to get rid of him and his petulant and irrational phone calls. Bob also thinks CB radios can carry internet bandwidth if two or more are using lower sideband on channel 33.
 
I enjoyed how he basically defeated his own argument about customers being allowed to use the free wifi. Yes, if you buy a cup of coffee you are a customer and allowed to use the wifi. If you sit in the parking lot and never go in you’re not a customer. You’re just a leach and a thief. You’re taking up a parking spot where a paying customer with a shopping agenda to park. Not to mention Bob probably parked his fat ass in a handicapped spot to steal wifi.
 
Once again, today's video is full of Bob's lies.
Without a shadow of a doubt, we caught him red handed, stealing bandwidth from a local business.
We the hackers sit back and laugh at Bob as he tries to lie his way out of this one.
The funniest part is when he informs us that he has to get his videos out to "the public".
We are the public Bob!! In fact, the hackers are the only people who watch your stupid videos.
The people of Carrollton couldn't care less that you weren't able to check the price of bacon from your dumpy trailer.

One more thing. I checked with Verizon and confirmed that Spectrum Wireless does use their towers, and service on the 15th was only disrupted for a couple hours, and only affected Minor Mobile home Park.
They also informed me Spectrum Wireless has several "notes" in Bob's file about his delusional behavior.
 
A normal person would have taken the opportunity to do some shopping and combine the trip (in Bob's case, he'd have picked up more bacon) so they weren't wasting gas. But Bob isn't a normal person (far from it, and he has the delusion to call us mental), he'll waste money on useless journeys, more radios and make believe police action costumes because he'll just go to all the local churches and beg for more handouts.

And what happened to our blessing Bob? Just a "be safe" sign-off, what kind of insult is that? Perhaps you're getting forgetful, maybe that's it.
 
Using services without paying or buying something is a crime... I believe it is called theft... I wonder if back in the 90s Bob had a cheater box and stole cable... seems like something he would do. Probably is the kind of person who takes napkins from McDonalds and uses them at their house... I mean "they're free" right?
 
Bob also thinks CB radios can carry internet bandwidth if two or more are using lower sideband on channel 33.
There is such a thing as packet radio but Bob as usual has no fucking clue what he's talking about and is too retarded ever to use such a thing anyway.
 
Using services without paying or buying something is a crime... I believe it is called theft... I wonder if back in the 90s Bob had a cheater box and stole cable... seems like something he would do. Probably is the kind of person who takes napkins from McDonalds and uses them at their house... I mean "they're free" right?
Probably why his shitter stays clogged up ....... McDonald's napkins is free toilet paper for folks like the Rev.
 
Hello........ This is fat tard McDouble McKim

I hear the reason we haven't seen in Bob's kitchen for quite some time is it's such a mess he can't move around in there now, and that he and Rene share a gas camping stove (situated between them) to give them a continuous supply of bacon and sausage, only to be turned off when filming videos. They also think the roof has caved in too, so the kitchen isn't a safe place to be.

Still, all the radios are safe, which is good as we've paid for them!
 
I hear the reason we haven't seen in Bob's kitchen for quite some time is it's such a mess he can't move around in there now, and that he and Rene share a gas camping stove (situated between them) to give them a continuous supply of bacon and sausage, only to be turned off when filming videos. They also think the roof has caved in too, so the kitchen isn't a safe place to be.

Still, all the radios are safe, which is good as we've paid for them!
They probably cook out on a grill on the deck under rolled roofing he cheated that poor Amish man out of.
 
I hear the reason we haven't seen in Bob's kitchen for quite some time is it's such a mess he can't move around in there now, and that he and Rene share a gas camping stove (situated between them) to give them a continuous supply of bacon and sausage, only to be turned off when filming videos. They also think the roof has caved in too, so the kitchen isn't a safe place to be.

Still, all the radios are safe, which is good as we've paid for them!
Wouldn't APS step in on Renee's behalf if the house trailer is dangerous?
I could hear him whining now about her being put in a group home that manages her tug, leaving him with half the income he's used to splurging on bullshit other than fixing his hovel.
 
Wouldn't APS step in on Renee's behalf if the house trailer is dangerous?
I could hear him whining now about her being put in a group home that manages her tug, leaving him with half the income he's used to splurging on bullshit other than fixing his hovel.
I get goose bumps thinking about the day that Rene's money is no longer available for Bob to steal.
We all know that day is coming, don't we?
Hopefully Rene remains healthy and is simply removed from that horrible existence.
Can you imagine the videos Bob will put out when this happens? His pus filled melon will fucking explode.
Obviously Bob's living situation will have to change since he will no longer be able to afford his place in Minor Mobile Concentration Camp.
His own vehicle, GONE
His personal internet, GONE
Multiple traffic signs, GONE
Video cameras, GONE
Access to unhealthy foods, GONE
His own television, GONE
Weather Station, GONE
Porch with rolled roofing, GONE
Ability to travel about, GONE
Filing cabinet full of shit, GONE
If Bob continues his lies about all of his fake ailments and refuses to get a job, he'll become a ward of the state.
Please o please o please, happen soon.

The hackers have worked long and hard at protecting the good people of Carroll county from this evil man.

Our time is coming soon. Thus saith the Hackers.
 
I get goose bumps thinking about the day that Rene's money is no longer available for Bob to steal.
We all know that day is coming, don't we?
Hopefully Rene remains healthy and is simply removed from that horrible existence.
Can you imagine the videos Bob will put out when this happens? His pus filled melon will fucking explode.
Obviously Bob's living situation will have to change since he will no longer be able to afford his place in Minor Mobile Concentration Camp.
His own vehicle, GONE
His personal internet, GONE
Multiple traffic signs, GONE
Video cameras, GONE
Access to unhealthy foods, GONE
His own television, GONE
Weather Station, GONE
Porch with rolled roofing, GONE
Ability to travel about, GONE
Filing cabinet full of shit, GONE
If Bob continues his lies about all of his fake ailments and refuses to get a job, he'll become a ward of the state.
Please o please o please, happen soon.

The hackers have worked long and hard at protecting the good people of Carroll county from this evil man.

Our time is coming soon. Thus saith the Hackers.
I just hope he doesn't burn both of them to death, operating a camp stove indoors in a tinder box.
 
That insulation that’s been sticking out of all the holes in the walls and ceilings would go up in flames faster than Bob can spend Rene’s tugboat. If only he could figure how to livestream, we might get a good show.
 
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