🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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The worst infomercial I've ever seen:

Host is a slob.
Host is uncharismatic, worryingly so.
The product is not well demonstrated or discussed.
The background is the most filthy I've ever seen, including grease on the slow cooker that have been there for years.
Unclean bowl used for fresh popcorn.
Not radio related, not a security issue, so not relevant for that channel.

I'll give it a 0/10, which is the same number of braincells that were used in the making of the infomercial.

Of course this is an old video, but with Bob it's always the same shit so could be literally any day, he's the most uninteresting person in Carroll ton.
 
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Henry Mitchell the PI said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gua2I43UPsk
Someone is back...
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y'all catch this tantalizing glimpse at 4:22?
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of course bob films in 480p tatervision (despite blowing oodles of money on phones, computers and electronic gizmos) so it's tough to make out most of the icon captions... lots of Renee's blood pressure measurements it seems, insurance claim documentation and but then fourth from the right, first full row, we have "Pretty Girl up on ?????? ??????"

What salacious graven image does the good reverend have saved?
 
Ronnie Pickering said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5xCDoHKrhy8
The worst infomercial I've ever seen:

Host is a slob.
Host is uncharismatic, worryingly so.
The product is not well demonstrated or discussed.
The background is the most filthy I've ever seen, including grease on the slow cooker that have been there for years.
Unclean bowl used for fresh popcorn.
Not radio related, not a security issue, so not relevant for that channel.

I'll give it a 0/10, which is the same number of braincells that were used in the making of the infomercial.

Of course this is an old video, but with Bob it's always the same shit so could be literally any day, he's the most uninteresting person in Carroll ton.
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Love the duct tape window accents.
 
lindsayfan said:
y'all catch this tantalizing glimpse at 4:22?
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of course bob films in 480p tatervision (despite blowing oodles of money on phones, computers and electronic gizmos) so it's tough to make out most of the icon captions... lots of Renee's blood pressure measurements it seems, insurance claim documentation and but then fourth from the right, first full row, we have "Pretty Girl up on ?????? ??????"

What salacious graven image does the good reverend have saved?
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Pretty Girl up on the Storage Dresser, I believe. A pet, maybe?
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Pretty Girl up on the Storage Dresser, I believe. A pet, maybe?
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hmm yes it would appear so at first, however using the divinatory power of prayer and a 4k analyzer i have determined the original text to be "Pretty Girl up on the Stage Undressing."

It's clearly a perverted snapshot of some ungodly and squalid burlesque striptease. For shame, Rverend Doktor Bob!
 
lindsayfan said:
hmm yes it would appear so at first, however using the divinatory power of prayer and a 4k analyzer i have determined the original text to be "Pretty Girl up on the Stage Undressing."

It's clearly a perverted snapshot of some ungodly and squalid burlesque striptease. For shame, Rverend Doktor Bob!
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That makes sense, how lascivious!
 
lindsayfan said:
hmm yes it would appear so at first, however using the divinatory power of prayer and a 4k analyzer i have determined the original text to be "Pretty Girl up on the Stage Undressing."

It's clearly a perverted snapshot of some ungodly and squalid burlesque striptease. For shame, Rverend Doktor Bob!
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Did Bob secretly record a stripper on his last visit to the strip club?
 
Long Story Short said:
We have footage of Bob leaving his trailer approximately 30 minutes before the fire "restarted"!
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It wouldn't be shocking. Pyros are often failed firefighters and other first responders. Chronic gawkers often have something to hide. I just think he's so utterly stupid he'd have been caught by now.
 
Thanks to a generous grant from our favorite benefactor, one of the hacking team has started isolating the pixels of the glimpse Bob gave us of his file manager. So far it’s the kind of stuff we’d all expect from Bob — gay porn, begging letters, screenshots of “scoffer” FB pages, etc. But here’s an interesting one I’ll share while the team member in question grabs 40 winks:

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He’ll be back up at 0600 hours and at the pixel isolation grind for several more hours tomorrow. Updates to come.
 
Jeep1971 said:
Love the duct tape window accents.
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I'd forgotten about the popcorn popper video. I do remember though, that the problem was a bunch of roaches had nested in the unit and Bob lit them on fire when he turned it on.
Once they burned up, he and Rene continued to use the machine.
 
AnOminous said:
I have no problem believing Bob is jam packed with demons from the tip of his toes to the top of his head.
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Yeah! All 5’1 ” of him. (Measured length-wise or width) basically he’s a walking giant meatball, when it comes right down to it. No if’s and or buts about it. Think about it, you know I’m right.
 
You know with how Bob is I figured he’d leave more reviews. I think here he is upset the shop would not carry his book.
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And here we have some wisdom from John Andrews.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
You know with how Bob is I figured he’d leave more reviews. I think here he is upset the shop would not carry his book.View attachment 2575677

And here we have some wisdom from John Andrews.
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I’m straight as an arrow, but if any man made me switch teams, JHA would be the one. The absolute polar opposite of what Bob is. He’s the antibob. Just like Bob is the antichrist.
 
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