🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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and i'mma pick the whole world up an drop it on your fuckin head
 
Catalyst Cube said:
Speaking of getting back in topic, bit of an old video but an interesting one. Sorry if someone has already posted it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3IM8fZhAbw
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"HE DIDNT RAPE HIS SISTERS!! HE JUST FONDLED THEM, THATS ALL HE DID. F-O-N-D-L-E-D THEM WHILE THEY WHERE SITTING ON HIS LAP. HE DID NOT STICK HIS PENIS IN THEIR VAGINA. GET IT..STRAIGHT!!" Lmfao the level of crazy cow spergyness

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Right- I was going to post this earlier, but things got exciting and stuff. Anyways- here's a poster hyping up another one of those fake movies...
DIE.jpg

And here's Movie Poster Number One- I've got an alternate poster I'll put up tomorrow or something.
TomorrowNeeds.jpg
 
He says that God has appointed Christians to tribulation and that all this stuff that's happening to him right now is tribulation.

But wouldn't that mean that Bobby, by trying to get Chris and everyone on the Kiwi Farms arrested, is actually working against God's will?
 
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Our savior returns to us! Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaise be to GodJesus for bringing our prophet back to good health!

lol at the "because they grew up baptist" bit. I love christian sect in-fighting. And his "reeeeeeeeee" impression was pretty good.
 
GREEDY FIREMAN said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TrWAPjT01x0
He says that God has appointed Christians to tribulation and that all this stuff that's happening to him right now is tribulation.

But wouldn't that mean that Bobby, by trying to get Chris and everyone on the Kiwi Farms arrested, is actually working against God's will?
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I love the fact that Bob on the title picture has a blow up doll face.
 
GREEDY FIREMAN said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TrWAPjT01x0
He says that God has appointed Christians to tribulation and that all this stuff that's happening to him right now is tribulation.

But wouldn't that mean that Bobby, by trying to get Chris and everyone on the Kiwi Farms arrested, is actually working against God's will?
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He also said not to put your faith in a corrupt government - I assume he's exempt from this admonition, as he puts his faith in receiving his welfare check from said corrupt government. And then there was the corrupt legal system we shouldn't be trusting either - which begs the question why does he have that monthly legal retainer, doesn't that go into supporting this worldly corruption. His preaching is very confusing, all this do what I tell you, and ignore the way I live.
 
Kangaroo said:
He also said not to put your faith in a corrupt government - I assume he's exempt from this admonition, as he puts his faith in receiving his welfare check from said corrupt government. And then there was the corrupt legal system we shouldn't be trusting either - which begs the question why does he have that monthly legal retainer, doesn't that go into supporting this worldly corruption. His preaching is very confusing, all this do what I tell you, and ignore the way I live.
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Blob ultimately comes down to being a stupid man with a huge arrogance problem.

People with lower intelligence do often have trouble with communication, but in Blob's case it's made infinitely worse by his conviction that he deserves adulation and that nothing is ever his fault. If you asked him what cognitive dissonance is, he'd probably tell you it's the technical name for the aerial plug on the back of his tellie. Blob is smarter than you, so do as he tells you. Blob is the chosen one, so worship him accordingly. Blob is disabled, so give him all your money and your time and self respect. Blob knows everything, so that means that his doctors don't know anything and he eats what he wants to. Blob is your prophet, and if he tells you you're going to hell that's where you're headed. The government is corrupt and incompetent, and that's precisely why they're not giving him more money.
 
It strikes me that there's probably some poor Christian earnestly searching through YouTube for information on End Times prophecy, finding Bob's videos, reading their misleading titles, and then being confused as fuck when the whole thing is him rambling incoherently about trolls, adult diapers, and his own power bill.
 
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