Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[make_it_so]

 

[The Ornithocheirus]

Apologize for the poor quality/play button, but just grabbed this accidental search history reveal from my phone:
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Can anyone provide a clip or stream timestamp?
The full thing isn't on his odyssey channel.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Someone mentioned his landlord extended his lease a few months. Some landlords will let you stay month to month after a lease is up for an increased rate.

That is totally normal after the initial lease but the Gunt’s half-assed use of English made it sound like he signed a lease extension or renewed. Usually if you go to month to month there’s no need to re-sign or extend, you just have to give 30 days notice after the original lease is done. This is usually spelled out very clearly in the original lease.

Gunt’s address has been public the entire time he’s lived there. Maybe increasing his retarded behavior and empty threats finally made him worry about it. Pantsu might be trying to leave the doors unlocked and invite over another “kidnapper” too.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Ralph mentioned that he disliked taking his Spanish classes in college and that it was one of the last requirements to finish his degree. To answer your question, it's probably just rudimentary reading comprehension that could just as easily be absorbed through media consumption.

Ralph also never completed his degree soooo....

 

[NicoFountaine]

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I wouldn't make those jokes though. Ralph could get murdered for saying shit like that IRL.

TL;DR at the end

Meet "El pirata de Culiacán"

Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales (Born 2000) was a Mexican lolcow who literally rose to fame for hanging out with people linked to the Sinaloa Cartel. He was a literal low IQ court Jester for Narco Jr's (Colloquial name for second generation drug trafficking personalities).

He's got quite the sad story, Born into an impoverished rural area in the outskirts of Culiacan, Sinaloa, he never even knew who his father was and his mother abandoned him at his grandma's to start life over with a new man. He never finished middle school and at 14 years of age he escaped his grandma's to make a living for himself in near homelessness conditions in Culiacán. I think he was washing cars on the streets for tips or something like that. Somewhere around 2015 he became viral after being shown on social media drinking an entire bottle of vodka. by 2017, he had around a million facebook followers and 250k Instagram followers.

He was all over Gangsters social media because they would hang out with him to mock him for his looks, low stature and his insane ability to drink large quantities of alcohol while making a fool out of himself pretending to be a hardcore badass (It sounds familiar, I can't think of anyone just like that). People around him would feed into his grandiose delusions to bait him into acting retarded for the camera. They would often show him riding luxury cars, dressed in cartel gear, posing with cartel bimbos. His "friends" thought it was hilarious to watch him acting like a tough high ranking cartel personality while being short, pathetic, ugly and retarded. He was 15 years old when all of this was happening. At some point he became a social media influencer in his own right because of how much of a fucking trashfire he was. Becoming a buffon for the entire country, instead of the few well connected gangsters and rich kids he used to hang out with.

If you heard him speaking you would realize his brain was fucking fried due to substance abuse. He was barely coherent and had ZERO knowledge about anything other than being an alcoholic fat fuck flexing about shit that was not even his (he really reminds me of someone, can you guys help me remember me of whom?)

He would often get baited into retarded feuds with other social media personalities and people would often have him, much like Ralph, hollering at the camera insulting people for entertainment value in his Instagram stories. Since he was from Culiacan (Capital City of the Sinaloa state) people he associated with was mostly linked to the sinaloa cartel. Remember, this is how he first became known.

Nemecio Oceguera Cervantes a.k.a "El Mencho", powerful kingpin and leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel, has been for a while in a bloody feud with the federal government, the Sinaloa cartel and other minor organizations. Known to be ruthless. His territory mostly comprises of rural areas around Jalisco and Michoacán states.

Somewhere around December 2017, el pirata got drunk and published a video where he is seen insulting "El Mencho". In such video, shown below, he can be heard saying

El Mencho a mi, me pela la verga

Literally meaning: "El Mencho peels my dick" commonly used in Northwestern Mexico as a demeaning insult to express the other person is your bitch. In the video you can see, by their peers reaction, everyone knew he had a crossed a line. And rightfully so.

One day after recording this video he was murdered at a Tlajomulco (Guadalajara metropolitan area) restaurant in Jalisco, he received 15 shots from a AR-15's or AK 47's.

Spoiler: NFSW: Murder Scene

If this guy was still alive he would definitely have his own thread in the international clique forum. Alas he was murdering just for jokingly insulting the wrong person. We know how much Ralph likes to do shit like that and you don't need to fake it. If poked enough he could say something this retarded and get himself in danger.


tl;dr Ralph could get murdered for saying shit like that for real if he moves to Mexico, it has happened before and it will happen again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I wouldn't make those jokes though. Ralph could get murdered for saying shit like that IRL.

TL;DR at the end

Meet "El pirata de Culiacán"

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Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales (Born 2000) was a Mexican lolcow who literally rose to fame for hanging out with people linked to the Sinaloa Cartel. He was a literal low IQ court Jester for Narco Jr's (Colloquial name for second generation drug trafficking personalities).

He's got quite the sad story, Born into an impoverished rural area in the outskirts of Culiacan, Sinaloa, he never even knew who his father was and his mother abandoned him at his grandma's to start life over with a new man. He never finished middle school and at 14 years of age he escaped his grandma's to make a living for himself in near homelessness conditions in Culiacán, I think he was washing cars on the streets for tips or something like that. Somewhere around 2015 he became viral after being shown on social media drinking an entire bottle of vodka, by 2017 he had around a million facebook followers and 250k instagram followers.

He was all over their social media because they would invite him to hang out with him just to mock him for his looks, low stature and his insane ability to drink large quantities of alcohol while making a fool out of himself pretending to be a hardcore badass (It sounds familiar, I can't think of anyone just like that), people around him would feed into his grandiose delusions to bait him into acting retarded for the camera. They would often show him riding his cars, dressed in cartel gear, posing with cartel bimbos. His "friends" thought it was hillarious seeing him acting like a tough high ranking cartel personality while being short, pathetic ugly and retarded. He was 15 years old when all of this was happening. At some point he became a social media influencer in his own right because of how much of a fucking trashfire he was, becoming a buffon for the entire country itself, instead of a couple of well connected cartel guys he used to hang out with.

If you heard him talking you would realize his brain was fucking fried due to substance abuse, he was barely coherent and had ZERO knowledge about anything other than being an alcoholic and flexing shit that was not even his (he really reminds me of someone, can you guys help me remember me of whom?)

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He would get baited into retarded feuds with other social media personalities and people would often have him, much like Ralph, hollering at the camera insulting people for entertainment value in his instagram stories. Since he was from Culiacan (Capital City of the Sinaloa state) people he associated with was mostly linked to the sinaloa cartel. Remember, this is how he became known.

Nemecio Oceguera Cervantes a.k.a "El Mencho". He is the powerful leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and has been for a while in a bloody feud with the Federal Government, the Sinaloa Cartel and other minor organizations. Dude is ruthless and his territory mostly comprises of rural areas around the Jalisco, Michoacán states.

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Somewhere around December 2017, el Pirata got drunk and published a video where he is seen insulting "El Mencho". In the video, shown below, he can be heard saying



Literally meaning: "El mencho gives me a handjob" commonly used in Northwestern Mexico as a demeaning insult to express the other person is your bitch. In the video you can see, by their peers reaction, everyone knew he had a crossed a line. And rightfully so.



pirata.mp4

One day after recording this video he was murdered at a Tlajomulco (Guadalajara metropolitan area) restaurant in Jalisco, he received 15 shots from a AR-15's or AK 47's.

Spoiler: NFSW: Murder Scene

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If this guy was still alive he would definitely have his own thread at the international clique forum. Alas he was murdering just for jokingly insulting the wrong person. And we know how much Ralph likes to do shit like that you don't need to fake it. If poked enough he could say something this retarded and get himself in danger.


tl;dr Ralph could get murdered for saying shit like that for real if he moves to Mexico, it has happened before and it will happen again.

Only difference is this guy actually hung out and partied with gangsters and rich kids IRL and on a regular basis. He also had a large following online with massive engagement.

Ralph can barely get a crowd of rejects to bowl with him one night, has cookouts with one friend and spends the rest of his time seething and coked up in front of his computer. He can’t get 20 likes from his “50k” Twitter followers.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I wouldn't make those jokes though. Ralph could get murdered for saying shit like that IRL.

TL;DR at the end

Meet "El pirata de Culiacán"

View attachment 3415861

Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales (Born 2000) was a Mexican lolcow who literally rose to fame for hanging out with people linked to the Sinaloa Cartel. He was a literal low IQ court Jester for Narco Jr's (Colloquial name for second generation drug trafficking personalities).

He's got quite the sad story, Born into an impoverished rural area in the outskirts of Culiacan, Sinaloa, he never even knew who his father was and his mother abandoned him at his grandma's to start life over with a new man. He never finished middle school and at 14 years of age he escaped his grandma's to make a living for himself in near homelessness conditions in Culiacán, I think he was washing cars on the streets for tips or something like that. Somewhere around 2015 he became viral after being shown on social media drinking an entire bottle of vodka, by 2017 he had around a million facebook followers and 250k instagram followers.

He was all over their social media because they would invite him to hang out with him just to mock him for his looks, low stature and his insane ability to drink large quantities of alcohol while making a fool out of himself pretending to be a hardcore badass (It sounds familiar, I can't think of anyone just like that), people around him would feed into his grandiose delusions to bait him into acting retarded for the camera. They would often show him riding his cars, dressed in cartel gear, posing with cartel bimbos. His "friends" thought it was hillarious seeing him acting like a tough high ranking cartel personality while being short, pathetic ugly and retarded. He was 15 years old when all of this was happening. At some point he became a social media influencer in his own right because of how much of a fucking trashfire he was, becoming a buffon for the entire country itself, instead of a couple of well connected cartel guys he used to hang out with.

If you heard him talking you would realize his brain was fucking fried due to substance abuse, he was barely coherent and had ZERO knowledge about anything other than being an alcoholic and flexing shit that was not even his (he really reminds me of someone, can you guys help me remember me of whom?)

View attachment 3415798


He would get baited into retarded feuds with other social media personalities and people would often have him, much like Ralph, hollering at the camera insulting people for entertainment value in his instagram stories. Since he was from Culiacan (Capital City of the Sinaloa state) people he associated with was mostly linked to the sinaloa cartel. Remember, this is how he became known.

Nemecio Oceguera Cervantes a.k.a "El Mencho". He is the powerful leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and has been for a while in a bloody feud with the Federal Government, the Sinaloa Cartel and other minor organizations. Dude is ruthless and his territory mostly comprises of rural areas around the Jalisco, Michoacán states.

View attachment 3415814


Somewhere around December 2017, el Pirata got drunk and published a video where he is seen insulting "El Mencho". In the video, shown below, he can be heard saying



Literally meaning: "El mencho gives me a handjob" commonly used in Northwestern Mexico as a demeaning insult to express the other person is your bitch. In the video you can see, by their peers reaction, everyone knew he had a crossed a line. And rightfully so.



pirata.mp4

One day after recording this video he was murdered at a Tlajomulco (Guadalajara metropolitan area) restaurant in Jalisco, he received 15 shots from a AR-15's or AK 47's.

Spoiler: NFSW: Murder Scene

View attachment 3415900

If this guy was still alive he would definitely have his own thread at the international clique forum. Alas he was murdering just for jokingly insulting the wrong person. And we know how much Ralph likes to do shit like that you don't need to fake it. If poked enough he could say something this retarded and get himself in danger.


tl;dr Ralph could get murdered for saying shit like that for real if he moves to Mexico, it has happened before and it will happen again.

This guy sounds like he was rad and actually cooler than Ralph. If Ralph insults a kingpin and gets gatted I’d have a lot more respect for him than dying of jowl cancer like a bitch, which is his most likely option.

Also he’s not moving to Mexico you guys are retarded. He can’t live without creature comforts.

 

[NicoFountaine]

This guy sounds like he was rad and actually cooler than Ralph.

Well I'll give him that. He was to some extent, able successfully monetize his image. He launched his own clothing line among other business savvy things.

Everything happening in two years, talk about party hard and die young, Jesus Christ.

He had a business acumen Ralph could only dream of lmao. To my knowledge, Ralph has made zero smart business or financial moves not even when he was making thousands of dollars a month when he was at his peak, before he started burning every bridge and being banned from every platform.

 

[Least Concern]

One day after recording this video he was murdered at a Tlajomulco (Guadalajara metropolitan area) restaurant in Jalisco, he received 15 shots from a AR-15's or AK 47's.

Kinda bitchmade to murder an ineffectual retarded child. Who did this impress?

Murdering an ineffectual retarded adult wouldn't be much better, but at least Ralph is theoretically capable of knowing better.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Kinda bitchmade to murder an ineffectual retarded child. Who did this impress?

Murdering an ineffectual retarded adult wouldn't be much better, but at least Ralph is theoretically capable of knowing better.

it's mexico, and in that part of mexico (and several others) the age of consent is 12. It's a fucking degenerate place. Murder and fucking kids is just standard operating procedure.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Kinda bitchmade to murder an ineffectual retarded child. Who did this impress?

Murdering an ineffectual retarded adult wouldn't be much better, but at least Ralph is theoretically capable of knowing better.

It's literally ghetto trash mentality, just like Ralph.

"If you talk shit about me you deserve to die"

Paraphrasing Ralph on Gator and Metokur

If I could kill him without penalty I would kill him, I'm dead serious. If they said "Ralph here's the gun" There's no penalty there's no nothing. Yeah I would.

Well this Mencho guy gets to do exactly that, and he does it. Guy talked shit and got killed because he feels like it and there's no laws to deter him. And he's not a pussy like Ralph.

 

[Sammich]

this is so neat , I didn't know replays were enabled on cozy. I still watch him on Odysee , its hard to move to another sketchy streaming platform, even if it is for the ralphamale, anyways here is the clip.
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Ralph is trying to throw folks off the scent, maybe. Then again, he's not that bright.

 

[Jump]

If ralph goes to Mexico he will just do what he does in the USA and when he goes on vacation. Lock himself in his room and spend every waking moment on the internet. All he does now is hide. He is afraid of the real world. He can hide inside anywhere.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If ralph goes to Mexico he will just do what he does in the USA and when he goes on vacation. Lock himself in his room and spend every waking moment on the internet. All he does now is hide. He is afraid of the real world. He can hide inside anywhere.

It depends on where in mexico, but most locals will actively despise him as he's like a caricature of what they think of Americans. He thinks his beating in portugal was bad, he could very realistically wind up dead.

 

[JasonMetloney]

May I ask how you guys get his exact locations and address every single time he goes anywhere? This never happens to literally anyone else not even Chris.

 

[Ripe]

May I ask how you guys get his exact locations and address every single time he goes anywhere? This never happens to literally anyone else not even Chris.

You'd be surprised how people can find anyone by just showing a tiny bit of their surroundings on a stream.

Also vickers probably gets his address for legal shit, wouldnt be surprised if he had a PI on him 24/7 lol

 

[Sammich]

Kinda bitchmade to murder an ineffectual retarded child. Who did this impress?

Murdering an ineffectual retarded adult wouldn't be much better, but at least Ralph is theoretically capable of knowing better.

Not to go far afield here, but it's not impressing anyone. It's scaring the shit out of people, sending a message that not even retards are gonna be safe if they shit talk us.

 

[JasonMetloney]

You'd be surprised how people can find anyone by just showing a tiny bit of their surroundings on a stream.

Also vickers probably gets his address for legal shit, wouldnt be surprised if he had a PI on him 24/7 lol

True but this is absurdity, how are people getting his address within hours of him going somewhere? Not even the likes of actual celebrities like Eminem have this happen to them this much. Is he giving this information out himself? I'm not familiar with Ralph's audience.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

True but this is absurdity, how are people getting his address within hours of him going somewhere? Not even the likes of actual celebrities like Eminem have this happen to them this much. Is he giving this information out himself? I'm not familiar with Ralph's audience.

never underestimate the power of pure unbridled autism

 

[ddlloo]

Vickers already alluded to the fact that he will be informed of Ralph's address no matter where he moves. Since they have ongoing court proceedings and restraining orders against him. I'm sure he will find a way to leak the info.

Honestly the best way this could end is if Ralph's new address is leaked on /cow/. Then we can all try and guess who actually did it, while Ralph goes into maximum hypocrisy mode and cries about people leaking information there.