Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

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How long until Gunt's new dump is doxed (whether by his own dumb decisions or by the A-LAWGS)?

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tfw when Mexico closes the border because Ralph tries to immigrate there
 
Hey Ralph, you obese piece of shit. You’re not fucking smart.

Look up FATCA (lol fat).

Go ahead. I’ll wait.

Lots of big words, huh? Let me explain it to you.

If you set up a foreign bank account, the bank will only do business with an American citizen if they comply with FATCA. That means the US Gov will know you have this account.

If a bank doesn’t comply with FATCA, they can’t do business with US banks. Which means no superberry transfers from PowerChat or PayPal into your account. Your only option would be crypto.

So to get paid with your shitty stream only retards watch, the Government will know you have an account, and after Vickers cockslaps you in court, you will STILL be subject to freezes and garnishment.

You stupid fucking faggot. This doesn’t solve a single one of your fucking problems
 
Ralph's escort of choice
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After fucking Quartering's wife and Andy Warski's sister in Portugal, is Ralph going to Mexico to have his way with Nick Fuentes's extended family? Someone should warn Nick about this, Ralph is quite the ladies' man.
 
LanternsNSongs said:
After fucking Quartering's wife and Andy Warski's sister in Portugal, is Ralph going to Mexico to have his way with Nick Fuentes's extended family? Someone should warn Nick about this, Ralph is quite the ladies' man.
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IT'S NAWWWT TRUUUUUUUUUUU- oh wait yes it totally is, 5 star days ayyyylawgz btfo like I btfo all that foreign pussy, CHRIST IS KANG WINNING
 
EyeGuy said:
Apologize for the poor quality/play button, but just grabbed this accidental search history reveal from my phone:
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"assault on police crime in Portugal"
"aria lee escort"
"mexican embassy apply for residency"
"mexican embassy DC"
"andy kaufman shirt"
"meet"
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LOL. Gunt sure is worried about the incoming child support back and monthly payments plus back taxes. He must have been so disappointed to learn than going to Mexico wasn’t going to prevent him from having to pay child support or back taxes.

I could see Vickers being fine with getting no money in return for making Gunt hide in Mexico and die of dysentery.

Shit is reaching a boiling point for Gunt. An expensive, stressful move to a shitty new rental, rapidly declining income, new baby, autistic wife who’s a terrible lay, drug, booze and gambling problem, not enough money to keep taking trips to escape his misery. Maxed May’s credit cards, $800 truck payment. YORA (year of rage pig) is a go.

Until 18 months ago Gunt was a 35 year old man who had been shielded from all adult responsibilities by his mom. It’s why this year and the next have been so epic. Gunt jumped into the ocean, has no clue how to swim and tsunami is coming.

Angry Shoes said:
>move out
>go a couple states over
>don't register to vote in new state
>set up the Killstream room exactly as it was in the old house
>post no pictures of new house or any local places
>never mention moving out
This is all he had to do and nobody would have known. And even if they found out he moved they wouldn't know exactly where he went. He's already sabotaged his own plan for getting away from the alawgs before he even started.
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He could have easily moved with no one being the wiser. Only the old house going up for rent/ sale would have eventually indicated he moved, long after he was gone.

I figure he’s going to be e-begging for his moving expenses so that’s why he’s mentioned it.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
LOL. Gunt sure is worried about the incoming child support back and monthly payments plus back taxes. He must have been so disappointed to learn than going to Mexico wasn’t going to prevent him from having to pay child support or back taxes.

I could see Vickers being fine with getting no money in return for making Gunt hide in Mexico and die of dysentery.

Shit is reaching a boiling point for Gunt. An expensive, stressful move to a shitty new rental, rapidly declining income, new baby, autistic wife who’s a terrible lay, drug, booze and gambling problem, not enough money to keep taking trips to escape his misery. Maxed May’s credit cards, $800 truck payment. YORA (year of rage pig) is a go.

Until 18 months ago Gunt was a 35 year old man who had been shielded from all adult responsibilities by his mom. It’s why this year and the next have been so epic. Gunt jumped into the ocean, has no clue how to swim and tsunami is coming.


He could have easily moved with no one being the wiser. Only the old house going up for rent/ sale would have eventually indicated he moved, long after he was gone.

I figure he’s going to be e-begging for his moving expenses so that’s why he’s mentioned it.
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honestly not telling anyone he moved would have been the ultimate move. Some new schmuck would move in and have welfare checks called on him and fat bitches dropping treats off randomly hahah. Fuck I mean maybe the new renters would have shot Jesse for coming on their lawn. Of course that would have been smart and Ralph is not that.
 
At the rate things are going, Ralph's going to end up living in a van down by the river.
 
My summary of Ralph's Mexico arc:
"Pour Kay? Bitch I bet it was you that poured kay." ~ Ethan Ralph (2022) probably.
 
Melon_salt said:
He wants to move to mexico...he just wants to get killed doesn't he. Does this cerdo even speak a lick of spanish?
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Ralph mentioned that he disliked taking his Spanish classes in college and that it was one of the last requirements to finish his degree. To answer your question, it's probably just rudimentary reading comprehension that could just as easily be absorbed through media consumption.
 
I doubt he would move to Mexico. If the horse looses her WIC and food stamps he will actually have to pay cozy Rozy’s expenses. Actually supporting and taking care of your spawn is not the Ralphamale way.
 
Ass Monkey said:
I doubt he would move to Mexico. If the horse looses her WIC and food stamps he will actually have to pay cozy Rozy’s expenses. Actually supporting and taking care of your spawn is not the Ralphamale way.
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If Ralph leaves the country he's leaving may and rozy behind and not sending them shit.
 
make_it_so said:
At the rate things are going, Ralph's going to end up living in a van down by the river.
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At this rate Ralph is going to move onto based black farmer's land as his newest prize winning hog. Comped room and board in the barn and at the trough, half the 4H prize moneys to pay Xander's and Rozy's child support, FIVE STAR DAYS SOOOOOWEEEEEEE
 
Angel Dust said:
Sooooooooo why sign a lease extension in May when you intend to break it barely a month later? Just love paying those break lease fees ontop of moving expenses? Christ Ralph at least put some effort into your bs.
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LMAO. I love what Gunt will reveal to correct the haters. Why would you sign a new lease and then break it a month later? Gunt just wanted to pay extra fees? He figured his security deposit was toast anyway? Makes no damn sense.

The Gunt suddenly realized he was living in the ghetto after 19 months?

Maybe the new shitbox will have poor white people as neighbors instead of poor black ones so can finally find a local drug dealer.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
LMAO. I love what Gunt will reveal to correct the haters. Why would you sign a new lease and then break it a month later? Gunt just wanted to pay extra fees? He figured his security deposit was toast anyway? Makes no damn sense.

The Gunt suddenly realized he was living in the ghetto after 19 months?

Maybe the new shitbox will have poor white people as neighbors instead of poor black ones so can finally find a local drug dealer.
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Someone mentioned his landlord extended his lease a few months. Some landlords will let you stay month to month after a lease is up for an increased rate.
 
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