Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

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How long until Gunt's new dump is doxed (whether by his own dumb decisions or by the A-LAWGS)?

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In the picture of the kitchen there is a box with water hookups and a drain for a washing machine but no fucking space to put one between the wall and the oven. Whoever remodeled this probably wanted to put more cabinets in front of the washer box but the inspector wouldn't let them.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
What a dump. Does he not have a basement? I can’t imagine living with three people and not having a dishwasher, what a nightmare. I‘m not even sure where his washer-dryer goes.

And imagine cooking for 3 in a place like that. Zero counter space, washing everything by hand…..so fucking stressful. His “Killstream office” looks pretty tiny, too.

As such an obese man Ralph would legitimately have trouble fitting through these doorways and rooms if he entered sideways.

This nigga ain’t rich. He’s in a cramped shithole with no amenities, living in the hood with his baby momma. Brutal.
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basements are NOT common in the south. Very common in the northeast though. Can't speak for any other areas of the US
Eta: I tried to farm and drove and got felted.
 
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An automatic clown said:
basements are common in the south. Very common in the northeast though. Can't speak for any other areas of the US.
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Basements are actually kind of rare in the south more so than most places in the country because of the limestone bedrock and extremely damp and muddy soil quality. Virginia specifically, it varies, Richmond is notorious for flooding so very very few homes have a basement.
 
James Howlett said:
Looks like there's a hookup for a washer/dryer next to the stove...I'd think you could stop by rent-a-center, but maybe ralph uses it to hose off at the end of the day.
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Why wouldn't they have their own? Or do American rentals provide you with whitegoods?
 
Begemot said:
Why wouldn't they have their own? Or do American rentals provide you with whitegoods?
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Most decent American rentals provide appliances (fridge, dishwasher, oven/range, washer and dryer). Nobody wants to haul washer and dryers around when they move.

The best way to do it is to provide a washer and dryer with the caveat that it won’t be replaced if the tenant fucks it up.

Ghetto rentals won’t offer a dishwasher or anything but a hook-up for a washer and dryer. Most apt buildings will have an on-site laundry rooms.
 
Not sure where the "no AC" comments are coming from. The original rental listing mentions "heating and cooling." Looks like a heat pump is sitting on the concrete slab - re: right hand side of second to last picture in OP. Heat pumps are common in areas that do not get too cold in the winter. They operate similarly to a traditional AC, but can be run in "reverse" to provide heating in the winter and cooling in the summer. (Whether they can afford to run the thing in the summer on the mat leave salary due a sandwich technician is a totally different question.)

Otherwise, my god, what a depressing house to live in. Ghetto tier all around. He literally cannot realize every image he broadcasts of this shitheap shows how unaware he is of his actual standing in the pecking order of material circumstances.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Most decent American rentals provide appliances (fridge, dishwasher, oven/range, washer and dryer). Nobody wants to haul washer and dryers around when they move.

The best way to do it is to provide a washer and dryer with the caveat that it won’t be replaced if the tenant fucks it up.

Ghetto rentals won’t offer a dishwasher or anything but a hook-up for a washer and dryer. Most apt buildings will have an on-site laundry rooms.
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Huh, that's weirdly heartwarming, in Australia having your own whitegoods stuff as a renter isw just the norm.
 
Bertuzzi said:
Not sure where the "no AC" comments are coming from. The original rental listing mentions "heating and cooling." Looks like a heat pump is sitting on the concrete slab - re: right hand side of second to last picture in OP. Heat pumps are common in areas that do not get too cold in the winter. They operate similarly to a traditional AC, but can be run in "reverse" to provide heating in the winter and cooling in the summer. (Whether they can afford to run the thing in the summer on the mat leave salary due a sandwich technician is a totally different question.)

Otherwise, my god, what a depressing house to live in. Ghetto tier all around. He literally cannot realize every image he broadcasts of this shitheap shows how unaware he is of his actual standing in the pecking order of material circumstances.
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this is from the Zillow listing (as of Dec.2020) from the original Ralph’s Mansion thread, see page 2 of this thread.
Cooling- none.
ETA again the actual rent listed is $1285/month.
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ETA it gets below freezing here in the winter but I’m sure Ralph gives off enough radiant heat to keep everyone warm.
 
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Bertuzzi said:
Not sure where the "no AC" comments are coming from. The original rental listing mentions "heating and cooling." Looks like a heat pump is sitting on the concrete slab - re: right hand side of second to last picture in OP. Heat pumps are common in areas that do not get too cold in the winter. They operate similarly to a traditional AC, but can be run in "reverse" to provide heating in the winter and cooling in the summer. (Whether they can afford to run the thing in the summer on the mat leave salary due a sandwich technician is a totally different question.)

Otherwise, my god, what a depressing house to live in. Ghetto tier all around. He literally cannot realize every image he broadcasts of this shitheap shows how unaware he is of his actual standing in the pecking order of material circumstances.
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The funniest thing about this house is that someone bought it for $135k, did a few improvements and new paint, then put it up for rent.

The house sold for $135k in 2019. Let’s be generous and say they dumped $10k in improvements in it. They are paying less than $600 a month mortgage on that house, while Ralph and Harry Morris pays them I think about $1100 a month in rent.

The owners of the house are liberal democrats so I’m sure they enjoy a dumb right wing retard paying off their newest investment property mortgage for them.
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
this is from the Zillow listing (as of Dec.2020) from the original Ralph’s Mansion thread, see page 2 of this thread.
Cooling- none.
ETA again the actual rent listed is $1285/month.
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ETA it gets below freezing here in the winter but I’m sure Ralph gives off enough radiant heat to keep everyone warm.
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That house was built before world war 2 was over, holy shit. I wonder what it looked like when it was built. It's pretty fucking soul-less and bland now.

Philier said:
>no bidé
Explain yourselves americans
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Americans have mostly seen those as europoor faggotry. Some are coming around on using them now at least.
 
Philier said:
>no bidé
Explain yourselves americans
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Americans claim to shower daily to excuse this. However I am an American who grew up in a home with a bidet. My parents liked them when traveling in Europe so had one installed in the home they built.

I’m still surprised they haven’t become more common here but for a long time I think the reason was bathrooms were small and made to perfectly fit bath, toilet, sink - another component with waterline wasn’t doable in average houses until new builds in last 25 years that made bathrooms bigger. Most pre-1960 homes here have closet sized bathrooms -as Ralph’s rental demonstrates.
 
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