Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

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How long until Gunt's new dump is doxed (whether by his own dumb decisions or by the A-LAWGS)?

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Imagine all the dingleberries Ralph drops under the bed when he's shit faced and wants a snack at 2am. Hate to the movers that have to move the bed when he can't afford rent
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I’m convinced that Ralph isn’t paying any of the rent and pantsu’s parents are covering it.

Ralph is a hobosexual.
 
I don’t see any stables? Where the fuck is Meigh supposed to sleep? What a wanker Ralph is, I bet he leave her outside tied to a tree.
 
This is just a typical no frills ghetto rental. The owners don’t actually expect tenants that care for their home so they do the bare minimum. No dishwasher, no new appliances, old bathroom, no W&D, cheapest carpet imaginable, etc..

The weird part is the giant concrete pad behind the house. Maybe a previous thought they would add an extension to the house, but then saw how shitty the neighborhood was getting so just sold the house instead. Either way having a backyard that’s just half ugly concrete slab is the perfect for Ralph.

FYI: Ralph’s moving blanket studio is the top floor attic.
Beavis said:
I’m convinced that Ralph isn’t paying any of the rent and pantsu’s parents are covering it.

Ralph is a hobosexual.
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Agreed. This is why Gunt had to bow down so low and suck off Nick Fuentes. Harry Morris is a big Catboi fan.
 
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ReRoll's room is fucking depressing.
 
Paddy O' Furniture said:
Ralph can't afford uhaul. He probably just stole them from Dick, and it's not like Dick's ever going out there.
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Nah, uhaul moving blankets cost about $8. So Ralph’s studio acoustics cost about $20. I figure when he fled the crack shack he rented a unhaul. He found two blankets in the back and thought they were free. He was later angry to discover insults charges for them if used so might as well use them for studio! Ralph is classy like that.

After making fun of his moving u-husk moving blanket studio for a month I noticed he started pinning up pictures and decorate the moving blankets like freshman girl’s dorm room.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Nah, uhaul moving blankets cost about $8. So Ralph’s studio acoustics cost about $20. I figure when he fled the crack shack he rented a unhaul. He found two blankets in the back and thought they were free. He was later angry to discover insults charges for them if used so might as well use them for studio! Ralph is classy like that.

After making fun of his moving u-husk moving blanket studio for a month I noticed he started pinning up pictures and decorate the moving blankets like freshman girl’s dorm room.
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I still remember when he had that fridge drawing up there. Now he's got a bunch of shit he bought himself. It's infinitely sadder.
 
What a dump. Does he not have a basement? I can’t imagine living with three people and not having a dishwasher, what a nightmare. I‘m not even sure where his washer-dryer goes.

And imagine cooking for 3 in a place like that. Zero counter space, washing everything by hand…..so fucking stressful. His “Killstream office” looks pretty tiny, too.

As such an obese man Ralph would legitimately have trouble fitting through these doorways and rooms if he entered sideways.

This nigga ain’t rich. He’s in a cramped shithole with no amenities, living in the hood with his baby momma. Brutal.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
The weird part is the giant concrete pad behind the house. Maybe a previous thought they would add an extension to the house, but then saw how shitty the neighborhood was getting so just sold the house instead. Either way having a backyard that’s just half ugly concrete slab is the perfect for Ralph.
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My guess is that back in the day before the house was a rental, the previous owners probably had a covered porch thing going on or maybe a hot tub or something like that. Of course, that shit was probably falling apart when the house got sold to the slumlord who owns it now so that all got cleared out but the slab remains.
 
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