Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[AltisticRight]

Yeah gluing this thread is fair, it has close to zero traction compared to others and in general the fair sized board itself, though I have it as my signature already and I'm always helping the case of "Concerning low quality threads" with my spergy nonsense.

Something else we can do is just edit the 3600+ paged thread to reflect the new information.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

This is from tumblr. Not sure of when this incident occurred. Think its Ralph?

 

[TheBeanz]

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This is from tumblr. Not sure of when this incident occurred. Think its Ralph?

1. Reads like schizoposting - 'Hopefully my headache goes away' - What?
2. Seems to be talking about a Geography/Meteorology(?) teacher and late assignments
3. Ralph's alleged new address is a house

Where did you even find this

 

[RollerGator]

I wonder if Ralph will return home to a mountain of corn on his porch after his Texas adventures.

 

[Christorian X]

I wonder if Ralph will return home to a mountain of corn on his porch after his Texas adventures.

He did publicly tell people no one will be home for at least 4 days. Seems like he is courting trouble with that level of stupidity.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He did publicly tell people no one will be home for at least 4 days. Seems like he is courting trouble with that level of stupidity.

Do you think he pulls an Alice and just dumps some kibble and hopes the pet survive until he stumbles back home?

I wonder if Ralph will return home to a mountain of corn on his porch after his Texas adventures.

We know he won’t be returning to a fiancé and baby daughter, that’s for sure.

 

[Christorian X]

After co-signing Big Tech's smug statement that he collects photos of peoples homes, let's see where the pig calls his sty!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That carpet is a lot more dirty now. Also I find a lot of humor in the fact that my workshop where I keep aquariums as a hobby has more square feet than his entire home, and he's supposed to be a jet setting rich ralpha male. That includes his own square hobbit feet.

 

[LemonParty]

I don't know if you've got the right house. There is no corn and diapers strewn all over the place.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

ralph's definitely never getting that deposit back

 

[Christorian X]

Hey Ralph! Just a thought but if I were Big Tech do you think I'd be trying to determine which rooms your family slept in right now? Just some food for thought.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Ooh I love peering into people's houses.

Wait, that sounded creepier than I intended it to.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

No dishwasher, poor meigh. And is there no washer/dryer either?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

No dishwasher, poor meigh. And is there no washer/dryer either?

This is why they use exclusively paper plates and plastic utensils, and no washer/dryer hence why their bed and pillows have no coverings. God his house is so shitty lmao

 

[stupid frog]

His kitchen makes me so fucking angry. iirc, there isn't much space between the fridge and those drawers.

 

[Lomax]

After all that weed and cigar smoking indoors, we can only imagine how grimy the walls are now. Not to mention the stench of marinating your house in all that smoke...

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Why is the counter space 80% sink? Where are you supposed to prepare things?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why is the counter space 80% sink? Where are you supposed to prepare things?

judging by the shitty cramped and outdated design this is presumably at 60-70 year old home and the original small sink has been replaced with a more modern large double sink.

 

[BoxcarBeethoven]

His 4 bedroom MANSION has no stairs! Absolutely sad.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

The Jews(h) fear(s) the indoor cow(,) farmer(!)