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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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MeltyTW said:
Ethan Ralph is swatting and posting about it bragging etc so yes ralph meets that bar easily, and he threatens revenge porn and blackmail constantly

I'm fine with people just thinking it's gay or dumb but this argument that it's free speech or at least pretending Ralph's "speech" isnt so far on the fringe you'd have to repeal several laws to allow it is insane to me.
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i agree, which is why i clarified the difference between censorship and reporting a crime.
 
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NetVet said:
It's definitely in the books, something as desperate as that.
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Imagine being such a pathetic useless parasite that you'd rather kill yourself than be useful for even a minute.

Eat shit, Ralph, you worthless asshole.

LadiosSopp said:
Groypers are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet, by far.
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To anyone out there who voluntarily identifies as a "groyper," suicide is a thing. DO IT. NOW!
 
NetVet said:
Regarding that gay suicide hint on telegram, the only time this pig will kill himself is for his little gay show, I can definitely see him doing something as pathetic as that, spread some rumors of killing himself via Franssen's twitter, and then throw some cringe level "big" (500lbs) reveal surprise IM BACK holler extravaganza stream, chat going mad high IQ goypers groveling how "Ralphamale ressurected, can't kill the retort" or some gay stuff like that.

It's definitely in the books, something as desperate as that.
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He's much more likely to fake a suicide for the life insurance money and too stupid to realize insurance doesn't pay out on suicides.
 
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Another reason for Ralph to kill himself. Wurzel is doing better than his last few streams. I too am worried that if he is actually was somehow serious at any point that he would actually take out his daughter, to fulfill his vow to never let Harry see her again. He is that self involved.

Also, the person that least wants him to kill himself is definitely Null, cause he knows when Ralph drops, he has to make a person stream on him. The amount of shit he would need to cover would almost make him think of pulling a Ralph and offing himself to avoid it.
 
Strasse said:
I explained it in chat, but I'll explain my logic here.

Ralph's twitter was doomed. It was an eventuality that it would be taken down. The post-leak twitter stuff just wasn't that entertaining, and his tweets have been so unhinged it's actually repulsive to normal moral behaviour, even for twitter.

He still has other avenues to react and places we can observe. He was convinced that he would get his old twitter back and that he was untouchable. It is one of the few things he actively enjoys.

His grandstand recently has been about getting that twitter back; his ego in full swing. Having his Killstream account nuked not only means that he is a nothing in the eyes of the internet and world, but also - as he states - it is an older account, so now he has absolutely zero chance of getting his main back as it was created after the fact.

There is no don't pozload my negholepoo rule with Ralph; he actively provokes the farms, and everyone else around him. He actively welcomes what happens. Unlike other cows, he has full mental capacity to have stopped all of this a long time ago. He flings the shit at others even when they try not to get their hands stained brown.

Sometimes you've just got to toss a log on the fire when it's burning to cook up some crispy bacon.

The next little while is going to be absolutely great for watching a trashfire ignite.
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Do what you want to do, but for fuck's sake stop announcing it here and then explaining it away like the majority of users aren't going to call you an tremendous asshurt faggot, you tremendous asshurt faggot. Obviously no one can control who flags who, but we generally don't give a fuck about the people bragging about doing it on here, so fuck off with that noise.

Booby Jones said:
Use your detective brain, dum dum.
Ralph has a mega ego blow, then all 3 of his top 5 blood enemies get swatted, then Pantsu(ralph) NOW of all times writes a shitty politician post about swatting being bad and we need to work together to stop such thing?
Get a black coffee and a donut and think it through.
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You're right, but we'll likely never get definitive proof of who was responsible, unless they act like a complete and utter retard and start bragging about it elsewhere...which given the average IQ of Ralph and his cultists, actually has a decent chance of occurring.

yydszmiteg2 said:
Imagine talking about suicide when you have two infant children. This wigger has never been and will never be a real man. He's a cry baby faggot. You are right that he could turn it around. He's not ever 40 yet. He still has a lot of time to change his life, but he won't. He cannot get out of his own way.
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This legit makes me MATI; I have friends who are currently jumping through some ridiculous hoops in the adoption process in their state, and are being subjected to some of the most outrageous bullshit all for the hope of giving a child a good home...but this fat fucking retard and his dumb bitch are able to have a kid 'for free' and he doesn't seem to give an iota of a fuck about her. Fuck you, Ralph, grow up. Want to show Vickers and Harry up? Man up, sober up, and be a father for fuck's sake.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
He's much more likely to fake a suicide for the life insurance money and too stupid to realize insurance doesn't pay out on suicides.
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That's just in the movies. They typically pay out for suicide after a set number of years into the policy so you can't just take one out when you're planning to off yourself. I think my policy was two years.
 
Dyn said:
I don't care if Ralph gets flagged just like I don't care if a pedophile gets murdered but if the guy who murdered a pedophile came into my house right afterwards and took his pants down and started screaming "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I'M RETARDED AND I'M JERKIN MYSELF OFF" and kept leaning back and jizzing into his own retard mouth and spilling droplets of jizz all over my soft furnishings, well, I'd have to say that I think I'd be pretty darn annoyed.
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I don't believe for a hot second that some abo has "soft furnishings".
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Who would have thought, when you make a bunch of enemies and talk about how it's perfectly fine to flag your enemies all your shit eventually gets flagged down. I'd say it's wrong but its Ralph and I still remember when he wanted nothing more than to see this website destroyed even if any and all principles he pretended to stand for fell with it. Freedom of speech? "Ah dun give a fuck!! Fuck dem bitches, day made fun of muh gunt arrest theeeem!: Ah wanna fuk KWEEN KUHFALLS bekaus does muhfuckas dun laffed at dat gat dang corn joke you fuckers! Let it awl burn tuh make me fewl beddur!"

Fuck you Ralph, this is the world of shit you got on your knees and begged for. Now go and wallow in it.
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Remember when Cloudflare dropped Josh and the site was getting blackholed off of the clearnet, Ralph was squealing about "chickens coming home to roost"? I'd say that's far more applicable to what's happened to the Gunt over the past few days.

 
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i agree, which is why i clarified the difference between censorship and reporting a crime.
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oh so you mean its more over people reporting ethan for other things when those reports for the valid things dont work? nah i think thats fine too if the site is just refusing to do anything about a valid issue
 
It's time for Ralph to commit a Ralphasuicide. Nobody benefits from his continued existence, but his death would be hilarious.
 
MeltyTW said:
oh so you mean its more over people reporting ethan for other things when those reports for the valid things dont work? nah i think thats fine too if the site is just refusing to do anything about a valid issue
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If people individually report Ralph for real reasons and own it individually, then that’s nature taking its course.

If people become ralphaweens, they get transmuted from farmers to minor Ralph orbiters. That is risky, because hooooo boy Ralph got some gravity
 
The Great Deliverer said:
Man ,next MATI stream is going to be fun but i wonder if Ralph can sink lower now,i mean he just lost the one true thing he actually loved in his life more than any of his children ,he has to be out of his head more than usual now
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Great contribution, thank you.
Take it to chat and stop shitting up the threads.
Sorry for my tone I’ve reached my tolerance limit.
That goes for every person expressing their opinion on flagging ad nauseum.
 
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