Ethan Ralph's Scatological Catalogue

[Christorian X]

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I bet this will be an outro song for his next pillstream:

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I wonder if it's like when dogs eat tasty but undigestible food, so they eat it again bc sharted kibbles 'n bits are indistinguishable from the first serving.

Also, people don't usually have, like, a general poo fetish. They have favorites, like if it comes from a kid, a sexy lady, an ugly lady, a paraplegic Chad, etc. Gotta wonder if he's one such doody gormand.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, people don't usually have, like, a general poo fetish. They have favorites, like if it comes from a kid, a sexy lady, an ugly lady, a paraplegic Chad, etc. Gotta wonder if he's one such doody gormand.

Ralph seems very specific in his tastes (so to speak): He only gets off on eating shit directly from the assholes of overweight women, from teenage girls to 40-somethings. Perhaps even older, but we don’t have the footage or eyewitness testimony like we do with Faith and Ade.

Next time he’s IRL streaming, someone should approach him with a random turd and see if he starts drooling. A shit test, if you will.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Ralph seems very specific in his tastes (so to speak): He only gets off on eating shit directly from the assholes of overweight women, from teenage girls to 40-somethings. Perhaps even older, but we don’t have the footage or eyewitness testimony like we do with Faith and Ade.

Next time he’s IRL streaming, someone should approach him with a random turd and see if he starts drooling. A shit test, if you will.

Like one of those boner tests they give pedos, only instead of cp they're showing him that scene from Caddyshack with the Baby Ruth

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Like one of those boner tests they give pedos, only instead of cp they're showing him that scene from Caddyshack with the Baby Ruth

Yeah and you can’t do a boner test on Ethan because he only gets to two inches fully erect. But I bet he does get tingly around unwrapped candy bars.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Ralph seems very specific in his tastes (so to speak): He only gets off on eating shit directly from the assholes of overweight women, from teenage girls to 40-somethings. Perhaps even older, but we don’t have the footage or eyewitness testimony like we do with Faith and Ade.

Next time he’s IRL streaming, someone should approach him with a random turd and see if he starts drooling. A shit test, if you will.

Do you think he prefers hard or runny?

 

[Irish Pug]

Do you think he prefers hard or runny?

Probably a smooth consistency. There were always people who made fun of Ralph, so I thought it odd that the corn jokes were what set him off. He may not know it, but subconsciously I think he hates corn so much because it ruins his favorite fetish material.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Do you think he prefers hard or runny?

He probably likes it on his face. Runny, of course, is the best way of doing that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Ethan Ralph's Scatological Catalogue​

Sounds like a title for a Greatest Hits album if Ethan was a musician

 

[Christorian X]

Ralph seems very specific in his tastes (so to speak): He only gets off on eating shit directly from the assholes of overweight women, from teenage girls to 40-somethings. Perhaps even older, but we don’t have the footage or eyewitness testimony like we do with Faith and Ade.

Next time he’s IRL streaming, someone should approach him with a random turd and see if he starts drooling. A shit test, if you will.

Cookies are best right out of the oven aren't they? Maybe the same theme applies?