Ethan Ralph's Scatological Catalogue

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Irish Pug

Irish Pug

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So we have undeniable video evidence of him, shitting himself, digging for shit, and eating shit. Which leads me to believe their are probably other pieces of evidence for his scat fetish out there and there needs to be a place to consolidate and catalogue them. If you remember anything Ralph said or did that pertains to his fondness of fecal matter post it here.

I remember thinking it was weird how hard Ralph white-knighted for Margaret Maclennan when she was being exposed by Kenny Jones. At first I thought it was because he wanted her asshole since it would be pristine and unused. But now I think it was because he wanted to drain her ostomy bag dry like a poo-filled Capi Sun
 

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Gunt only cared about the Johnny Depp trial when it was shown that Amber Heard shits on the bed. Ade also confirmed that he has a scat fetish and a fart fetish.
 
"Heh heh! Ralph's such a poop loving degenerate. Let's start a thread to list it all out in detail!" *looks around nervously*
 
Not much help, but I remember back in the stream.me days, he had some guest on saying guys that liked anal sex and butt stuff were closeted homosexuals. I remember Ralph getting butt hurt, and saying it was a good alternative so you don't get bored. This was back when they still took callers, and people kept cracking jokes about Ralph plundering Norras curry hole.
 
Maybe he likes Chris Chan so much because he's a kindered spirit and wanted a whiff of his CRAPPED DIRTY PANTIES.
 
His way of deflecting the poop eating allegations by pretending to have alzheimers is some of the gayest shit Ive seen in my life
 
I’m begging someone to post the Bill Hicks bit about Rush Limbaugh being a scat muncher.
Just mentally replace Rush with Ralph and it works.
The way Bill says ‘he munches scat’ at the end kills me.
 
One of the weirder bits about this was when Ralph was drunkenly getting reamed by Metokur on Boulder Talk a couple months ago.

He mentioned that people were dumping shit on his doorstep. Metokur asked, “Do you mean actual shit or just stuff?” And Ethan said “no, like corn cobs.”

And then Ralph asked - a couple of times I think - “how would you feel if someone actually took a shit on your doorstep?” And he made it clear that he was talking about literal shit.

Metokur doesn’t really answer. But I thought it was such a weird thing to go to. “You put corn cobs on my doorstep? Well what if I take a literal smelly shit on your doorstep.”
 
free_protons4u said:
One of the weirder bits about this was when Ralph was drunkenly getting reamed by Metokur on Boulder Talk a couple months ago.

He mentioned that people were dumping shit on his doorstep. Metokur asked, “Do you mean actual shit or just stuff?” And Ethan said “no, like corn cobs.”

And then Ralph asked - a couple of times I think - “how would you feel if someone actually took a shit on your doorstep?” And he made it clear that he was talking about literal shit.

Metokur doesn’t really answer. But I thought it was such a weird thing to go to. “You put corn cobs on my doorstep? Well what if I take a literal smelly shit on your doorstep.”
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Maybe it reminded him of his west Memphis outhouse.
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Not everybody needs fancy toilet paper.
 
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