Ethan Oliver Ralph's Education - Because a Political Science Undergrad Degree is a good choice- right?

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Wooper said:
Has Ralph ever talked about his high school experiences? I know Dick is the kind of person who would not shut up about high school if he started. But I don't think I have ever heard Ralph ever talk about high school classes, clubs or maybe sports he played during high school
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IIRC one of his classmates (probably the one who talked to Null) said that he was bullied and that it was the reason he dropped out of high school.
It makes sense with the way he behaves, and especially the obvious he lies he tells about how he was some sort of kingpin when he was in school and everyone was afraid of him or some other retarded shit.
 
Re:Bullying- one could make a compelling, sympathetic argument for why someone ends up a failed adult, given such a childhood, if it was anyone other than Ralph.
It is interesting that he has recreated this pattern of being bullied by his peers into adulthood (such as it is lol) via his addiction to KF.
Happy to help out, RagePig, as long as it’s entertaining.
 
Insanely Retarded said:
IIRC one of his classmates (probably the one who talked to Null) said that he was bullied and that it was the reason he dropped out of high school.
It makes sense with the way he behaves, and especially the obvious he lies he tells about how he was some sort of kingpin when he was in school and everyone was afraid of him or some other retarded shit.
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Any idea which high school? What years he was there?
 
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ALL YEW HAYDURS AND SIGH COHTIC AYELAWGS DID YEW KNOW I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL??????
 
AltisticRight said:
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Probably just to disprove any claims that he dropped out or got a GED. Which to be honest, isn't really a big deal. I'm actually always interested to hear specifically how high school dropouts manage their lives, it's always endearing, and a humbling experience.
 
Dear Leader Pol Pot said:
Ralph is to broke to get his degree. hes a ralphamale baby he bows to no education department the only education he needs is from the streets.
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To be clear, he's entirely too stupid, headstrong, and broke to get his degree. He thinks earning a few hundred dollars a day (on a good day) is a living. That fat retard now has two children he cannot afford, and will be legally compelled to pay for both.

The chances of Ralph marrying his pet horse are incredibly low, and at some point Neigh will need money to support her 1/2 centaur offspring.
 
Wooper said:
Has Ralph ever talked about his high school experiences? I know Dick is the kind of person who would not shut up about high school if he started. But I don't think I have ever heard Ralph ever talk about high school classes, clubs or maybe sports he played during high school
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Never heard him talk about High School or college. Guess being a fat shut-in that lived with his mom his entire 20’s didn’t leave him with many stories he feels like sharing.

I get the idea that the boring ass TS where Gunt just flips through random clips and occasionally grunts or comments is pretty much how he spent his 20’s. He sat sitting on the sofa in the crack shack with Sandra flipping through TV channels, eating and making occasional comments/dolphin laughs. TS is like reliving those golden decades in front of the TV with mom.
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Kiwi Farms reflection lmfao


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FYI: Plenty of GED programs hold graduation ceremonies too, esp programs aimed at young ppl under 21 that dropped out of HS.

A plain white tassel isn’t what you see at most American high schools, they generally use two color tassels representing the school’s colors and then their are specific tassels for honor societies and other stuff.

Why wouldn’t Ralph just show his High School diploma? If he’s got these framed photos handy he certainly has his diploma framed to go with it.

He should pin his High School diploma to his u-haul blankets to totally own KF.
 
Why on earth would Ralph go to a school out of state for a poli-sci degree?

That is up there with going to a private university instead of a public university.

No wonder his loans are so damn high. What a retard.
 
JustStopDude said:
Why on earth would Ralph go to a school out of state for a poli-sci degree?

That is up there with going to a private university instead of a public university.

No wonder his loans are so damn high. What a retard.
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He lived in South Carolina (with his mom) at the time. I'm guessing he went to high school there as well. And of course, that's the earliest I've been able to find for his criminal record.
 
Sam Losco said:
He lived in South Carolina (with his mom) at the time. I'm guessing he went to high school there as well. And of course, that's the earliest I've been able to find for his criminal record.
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No one knows the name of the High School that Gunt attended, and the approximate span of years he would have been there?
 
Sam Losco said:
He lived in South Carolina (with his mom) at the time. I'm guessing he went to high school there as well. And of course, that's the earliest I've been able to find for his criminal record.
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Ah okay that makes a hell of a lot of sense. I kind of forget how white trash tend to be very transient.

Thank you for the clarification.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
FYI: Plenty of GED programs hold graduation ceremonies too, esp programs aimed at young ppl under 21 that dropped out of HS.

A plain white tassel isn’t what you see at most American high schools, they generally use two color tassels representing the school’s colors and then their are specific tassels for honor societies and other stuff.

Why wouldn’t Ralph just show his High School diploma? If he’s got these framed photos handy he certainly has his diploma framed to go with it.

He should pin his High School diploma to his u-haul blankets to totally own KF.
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Not just that, but his robe is black. Which is almost always used for college graduations.

I recall Ade saying in the corn harvest stream that Ralph told her he didn't graduate from High School. Or something along those lines. It is possibly he got his GED and went to college for a few years.
 
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