I think we all know if Ralph actually had some sort of paper from college, it would have been tacked up on the studio wall UHaul blanket years ago. Some selfie with a faggot zoomer takes pride of place; surely a political commentator of the likes of the Ralphamale would show off his BA in Poli Sci as bonafide credentials if it existed?? Especially back when he had something resembling an audience and respect. I’m newish to the Guntosphere, but even the most dedicated alog seems to admit Ralph was something more, once. On top of that, his underlying drive to prove he’s something more than West Memphis trash has always existed, so that degree would have been on screen from Day 1.
The fact he’s spent so much time spinning so many different narratives about his abortion of a college experience at a uni nobody has ever heard of speaks volumes to the level of mental Jimnastics going on. Did he get his degree? Did he drop because fuk collage lul? Did he get a GED? Did he get a GED at 16? Only someone who has no higher education (and, critically, no other success) thinks *this much* about such a pedestrian achievement. Especially when it can be so easily put to rest by posting proof. This retard doxed his full name and college on LinkedIn already, so posting proof has zero downsides. Same for his high school graduation. Obviously to go to college you need high school, so this confirms the GED theory PLUS the fact it wasn’t earned before 17 (otherwise he’d flex his GED at 16 achievement).
A “few credits short” is on the same level as “I coulda gone pro if only my knee hadn’t blown out!” Newsflash - no. Odds are, there was some sort of program requirement he just couldn’t hack. Say. needing at least a B in some core course, probably. Or paying parking fines (this is literally A Thing for some schools...) Who knows. For 99% of people, if you’ve sunk tens of thousands and 3+ years into it, you’ll finish it if you can. Unless, for some reason, you really, really can’t. We can debate the merits of pursuing higher education (esp in fucking poli sci) until the cows come home, but not the merits of finishing your last couple of courses (like a semester at most?) versus no degree whatsoever. Because, at the end of the day, that’s what “a few credits short” is — no degree.
Ralph can’t produce a picture of his high school diploma or his poli sci degree. Pathetic.
