Ethan Oliver Ralph's Catholicism - Speculation Regarding The Ralph Dynasty's Standing with The Bishop of Rome

[The Wokest]

But aren't catholics the only legit christian?
Like they are the ones who get to wear wizard robes and fuck boys every other bastardized branch of christianity is just playing pretend and leeching the scripture for profit.

 

[Mister Mint]

Either he's a grifter: Ralph is has gauged his audience and realizes occasionally squealing out a "Christ Is Kang" will pander to his audience that is braindead enough to believe he actually means it.

Or he's a pathetic simpleton: He picked it up because all his other friends who treat neo-puritan memes as a personality replacement are into it and he wanted to be cool too.

Judging from this tweet and his weasely sidestepping around his actual beliefs, I'm going with the former.

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Ralph read your thread and decided to personally reply.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ethan Ralph? Catholic? He can only wish he had as much power and influence and people praising him just for existing…as much as some guy an ocean away.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I have to wonder what the rest of his cohorts in AF think about this Fat felon making a mockery of their supposed true held beliefs. Trad life*pops xanax*CHRIST IS KANG*has children out of wedlock* Ia ma southern Baptist*gives in to sexual deviancy*. I want to know why Nick signs off on this. Perhaps someone should ask the rest of AF the Ralph Question or RQ for short.

 

[Pomniman]

I have to wonder what the rest of his cohorts in AF think about this Fat felon making a mockery of their supposed true held beliefs. Trad life*pops xanax*CHRIST IS KANG*has children out of wedlock* Ia ma southern Baptist*gives in to sexual deviancy*. I want to know why Nick signs off on this. Perhaps someone should ask the rest of AF the Ralph Question or RQ for short.

They all make a mockery out of it so none of them have any room to criticize him.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

They all make a mockery out of it so none of them have any room to criticize him.

None of them have as much funny as fuck evidence to their sins, so they can dodge it. But the RQ needs to be asked.

 

[Chiridion]

I have to wonder what the rest of his cohorts in AF think about this Fat felon making a mockery of their supposed true held beliefs. Trad life*pops xanax*CHRIST IS KANG*has children out of wedlock* Ia ma southern Baptist*gives in to sexual deviancy*. I want to know why Nick signs off on this. Perhaps someone should ask the rest of AF the Ralph Question or RQ for short.

They keep him around because he's their pet lolcow

 

[NynchLiggers]

I have to wonder what the rest of his cohorts in AF think about this Fat felon making a mockery of their supposed true held beliefs. Trad life*pops xanax*CHRIST IS KANG*has children out of wedlock* Ia ma southern Baptist*gives in to sexual deviancy*. I want to know why Nick signs off on this. Perhaps someone should ask the rest of AF the Ralph Question or RQ for short.

Maybe it's because Nick himself is a lolcow, so he puts another one of a higher caliber at his side so the Goypers that have some critical thinking inside them laugh at the Rage Pig instead of him.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Ralph might have to repent to Fuentes and YOBA for his past sins against Catholicism.

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[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Maybe it's because Nick himself is a lolcow, so he puts another one of a higher caliber at his side so the Goypers that have some critical thinking inside them laugh at the Rage Pig instead of him.

Many people say Nick is keeping him around to take heat off him, but there comes a point where his name next to Nicks would be more a detriment than a boon. As a good trad catholic, you can't been seen with rage pig sex offender felons. It taints you, more than you think. It is why the Jehovas Witnesses practice shunning, So your rage pig felon actions don't taint the rest of the good people. The RQ must be asked to Nick.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Many people say Nick is keeping him around to take heat off him, but there comes a point where his name next to Nicks would be more a detriment than a boon. As a good trad catholic, you can't been seen with rage pig sex offender felons. It taints you, more than you think. It is why the Jehovas Witnesses practice shunning, So your rage pig felon actions don't taint the rest of the good people. The RQ must be asked to Nick.

Nick associates with the Ralphamale, but he is probably not willing to defend him when Gunt does something that surpass even his limits, and probably will discard him after.
Goypers are retards, so the Ralpha question will not even come to their heads.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

A reminder that Papists aren't Christians, and Ralph still wouldn't even cut it as a Papist. It's a LARP, and anyone who looks at it for more than 5 seconds will see it.

The RPQ must be asked to Nick.

FTFY. Also, RPQ sounds like a fantastic type of southern barbeque.

 

[Wünderkind]

Gimme a CHRIST Gimme a KING goooooooooo JESUS

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Nick associates with the Ralphamale, but he is probably not willing to defend him when Gunt does something that surpass even his limits, and probably will discard him after.
Goypers are retards, so the Ralpha question will not even come to their heads.

I just have to wonder how funny and horrifying the future actions of Ralph will have to be to get Nick to drop his ass. I personally hope he shows up to Nicks event and someone shakes pill bottle from a covered position and he goes fucking full on rage pig mode and assaults someone and Nick has 0 choice but to disavow. The stream after would make me laugh so hard.

 

[Solodomor]

Ralph is going hard on the fake Christian thing to appeal to the mindless groypers on cozy. He wants to be the “cozy hitman” apparently, so he has to Nick suck and pretend to be a Christian for good boy points from the AF movement.

 

[Jack Awful]

So can we only do cocaine on Fridays, or are we good to go whenever?

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

I have to wonder what the rest of his cohorts in AF think about this Fat felon making a mockery of their supposed true held beliefs. Trad life*pops xanax*CHRIST IS KANG*has children out of wedlock* Ia ma southern Baptist*gives in to sexual deviancy*. I want to know why Nick signs off on this. Perhaps someone should ask the rest of AF the Ralph Question or RQ for short.

It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he was saying it to get AF to view his shows, but considering he responded that he basically isn't above, and considering his shows low views, they aren't buying his bullshit

 

[High Tea]

If he was Catholic, he would be concerned with the baptism of his children. He's not. He would have abstained from substances on Holy Thursday and Good Friday. He didn't. He never talks about going to mass or confession. He isn't concerned with the souls of himself nor his children. He's a griftcath like the majority of right wing streaming Catholics to appeal to Nick Fuentes and suckle at the America First teat.

 

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[Blue Miaplacidus]

The nigger considered baptizing his jewish daughter because he watched the Godfather. That's such a wigger move, it's pathetic but it's hilarious.

I wonder if he just assumes if he makes his kid Catholic that suddenly he will magically have a large friend group and family appear, and that they'll hand him envelopes of cash at the baptism, wedding, birthday etc. It doesn't work like that nigger.