Ethan Oliver Ralph's Catholicism - Speculation Regarding The Ralph Dynasty's Standing with The Bishop of Rome

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Anyone familiar with Ethan Ralph post-2018 will be aware of the fact that he wil often invoke his supposed Christian morals in an attempt to garnish support and donations- mostly from the very large portion of his remaining audience that are Groypers. Nick Fuentes- of one Ralph's "bosses"- is infamous for more or less starting the fake tradcath "CHRIST IS KANG" LARP epidemic common among terminally online right-wingers these days. Such Grift has also been adopted by Gunt's allies- such as Baked Alaska, Andrew Torba, and many others.

Ethan Ralph himself was raised Roman Catholic and it was while attending a Catholic School that he murdered several puppies in a pizza oven. Pantsu, his fiance, was also raised in a Roman Catholic household and will often post "tradwife" drivel on her social media as part of the tradcath grift.

So I wanted to make this thread for a while as a place to speculate what Ralph's particular standing is with the Roman Catholic Church. Reroll, as of writing, does not seem to have been baptized yet.
 
He's not a Christian and like everything else he does, it's all motivated by acquiring money, drugs and whatever will get him social media stickers for that precious dopamine. He's a soulless, valueless grifter.
 
And the Lord Jesus said “Ralph, stick thy thumb up her ass and receive your holy sacrament of shit. Then I want you to take thy gunt and thy man purse to Portugal where you will be beaten retarded by a pimp and his underage prostitutes. Do so for I am kang!”
 
There is a massive difference between being raised in the church and participating in the church. Becoming a full fledged member of the Catholic Church is harder than many believe.

As far as I'm aware, Ralph is not confirmed in the church which would make any attempts at marrying Pantsu or baptising Roz impossible. Even if him and pantsu were confirmed, that doesn't mean the priest or the archdiocese would approve or sancitfy a marriage.

Ralph does not display any concrete understanding of Catholic theology and beliefs. If he did, he does not apply them to his life in anyway shape or form.
 
Especially after his unhinged rant yesterday, wowee. Such a christian. He and flam have that in common. Hell, he and cozy has that in common: larpers.
 
Like all tradcaths, fake and gay (and probably on a watchlist because of it).
 
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. (Matthew 6:5)
 
It’s obvious to anyone Ralph and May are not religious in any sense of the word. Ralph is religious only when he’s praying to god to not let him go to jail.

I personally press x on most internet people who convert to Catholicism, I think for these people is more of a fashion statement because of the wave of memes around how based Catholicism is.
 
DaddyDickDown said:
Especially after his unhinged rant yesterday, wowee. Such a christian. He and flam have that in common. Hell, he and cozy has that in common: larpers.
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Maybe the Pope will declare a Crusade on Jim, Flam, Gator, PPP, Andy, Null, and anybody else who's ever hurt Ralph's fee fees. Criticizing drug abuse, serial cheating, and violent crime is heresy. Deus Vult!
 
Im Lutheran so I’m not one to really comment but I’m pretty sure to be Catholic you just have to say Christ is KANG to be forgiven if you sin, after you finish licking the hooker shit off your hands of course. It’s best to declare Christ is in fact KANG and how it’s God’s plan after miracles such as not going to prison for leaking revenge porn of the underaged female you groomed. I know you have to speak to a priest sometimes so make sure to tell the priest how you’re the best in the sector on occasion. And while some people may think they’re anal sex toys, they’re actually for prayer Ralph you fucking moron.

Can someone correct me on this in case I’m wrong about Catholicism
 
I mean. There's Catholic Theology but then there is more importantly what it means to be Catholic in a Western state today in actual practice.

To be a Catholic in a western state today you just need to not be gay, and not have an abortion. You can even have a sex change in the mainstream of Catholicism so long as you're very sorry and never try to marry. That's literally it. You can even handwave a divorce if you know the tribunal power words.

Elsewhere in the world where the Catholic Church wields actual power like some South American states and Africa is another matter entirely but for the most part I don't know of anything the gunt has done that could not be easily dismissed.
 
Mossad Facade said:
As far as I'm aware, Ralph is not confirmed in the church which would make any attempts at marrying Pantsu or baptising Roz impossible. Even if him and pantsu were confirmed, that doesn't mean the priest or the archdiocese would approve or sancitfy a marriage.
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Although strongly encouraged, the Sacrament of Confirmation is not strictly speaking required for Marriage (Source).
Code of Canon Law said:
Can. 1065 §1. Catholics who have not yet received the sacrament of confirmation are to receive it before they are admitted to marriage if it can be done without grave inconvenience.
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Honestly, it really doesn’t take much to get married in the Catholic Church these days. You just need to be able to consent and not have any impediments stand in your way. Ralph’s previous marriage, if it was done in the Catholic Church, would be more of a barrier than anything else.
 
what the fuckk. Every experience I've had with the Church says you have to be confirmed, although it probably differs from parish to parish. I've seen priests turn away couples before regardless of their standing within the Church. I suppose the difficulty of Ralph's ability to get married depends more on the leniency of the parish and archdiocese. Thank you for sharing. @412-L
 
For all the absolute beatings Ralph has been given live on air lately, this thread's topic is the one I have wanted to see pushed possibly the most. Wish Rand had gone deeper on it, or even Metokur during their live bout. Metokur and PPP have commented on Ralph's "faith" compared to the kind of vitriol he spews before, but to see that kind of confrontation happen between someone with a decent understanding of Christianity (and Ralph lore) and the rage pig himself would be absolute gold.
 
Mossad Facade said:
what the fuckk. Every experience I've had with the Church says you have to be confirmed, although it probably differs from parish to parish. I've seen priests turn away couples before regardless of their standing within the Church. I suppose the difficulty of Ralph's ability to get married depends more on the leniency of the parish and archdiocese. Thank you for sharing. @412-L
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There exist very few extremely orthodox priests within the church who would go applying the rules that way, they are, however, entirely free to do so, even if it has been fading out of "style" as it were; more so with the institution of Catholicism trying to modernize itself and the current pope pushing that way as well.

At the end of the day, this is the age of convenience, and religion has to adapt to it; lest they start bleeding out supporters.

As for the point I've seen mentioned that it is any different in South America, very few cases, most of them irrelevant shitholes even by South American standards.

Concerning Ethan, as everything in his life, the only way he is involved in Catholicism is by trying to break the world record on repeat violations of the 10 commandments, he exists as a bad example.
 
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Ralph read your thread and decided to personally reply.
 
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