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If that was a serious offer and Wings declined, it's probably one of the smartest financial and personal brand decisions he's made in over decade.
🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. WingsOfRedemption - Two fat failing lolcows with substance abuse issues talk shit about each other. Ralph threatens an IRL fight with Wings
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Ralphs ego is the most important thing to him. Remember how hard he coped during and after the great Portugese gunt hunt. This man would rather see his child starve before he got beat by someone like Wings in front of the whole internet.
The only way he would accept such a fight is if the money is enough for him to stroke his ego really hard.
Like a custom lambo without butterfly doors because he can't get out without supporting his gunt on the door handle.
The only way he would accept such a fight is if the money is enough for him to stroke his ego really hard.
Like a custom lambo without butterfly doors because he can't get out without supporting his gunt on the door handle.
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I think the confusion of Ralph mentioning helping Wings comes down to the RALPHAmale briefly talking about him during Wings twitch ban, and wanting wings to come to cozy despite it not really being the best for apolitical gaming streamers.
Ralph likely never contacted him and assumed wings would hear about Ralphs pseudo invitation. This explains why the rage pig literally can't comprehend that Wings has no idea who he even is.
Imagine if this 'feud' goes on and a confused Wings has the gunt randomly contacting him talking about earning 2 hundred thousand dollars last year
Ralph likely never contacted him and assumed wings would hear about Ralphs pseudo invitation. This explains why the rage pig literally can't comprehend that Wings has no idea who he even is.
Imagine if this 'feud' goes on and a confused Wings has the gunt randomly contacting him talking about earning 2 hundred thousand dollars last year
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All wings has to do is sit on Ralph and the battles already over. Gunt has never won a fight in his entire life and it would be rock bottom for him.
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You have to account for the fact that all of Ralph's mass is in his gunt. He has little itty bitty baby arms and toothpick legs that just barely hold his misshapen blob of a trunk in the air.Ralph admits he's 250lbs, which isn't massive if your 5'11", your a lardass, but not deathfat status. Now say he's 5'1", he would look like a giant ball. Lets look at some examples I found. Sorry for your eyeballs.
View attachment 4920418F/27/5'1" [250lbs > 175lbs = 75lbs] Progress is hard but worth it. It's been a little under 2 years since I started making small changes to my daily habits but it has been paying off! - r/progresspics
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View attachment 492042227 [M] 5'11" - 250 to 205 lbs - 3 months. - r/progresspics
View on Libreddit, an alternative private front-end to Reddit.View attachment 4920430M/43/5'11" [250lbs > 232lbs = 18lbs] (5 weeks) Been working out with a coworker who is in incredible shape. He has really been showing me the ropes, figuratively and literally. Although it has only been 5 weeks, I am proud of the progress so far. Bef
View on Libreddit, an alternative private front-end to Reddit.he really is 5'1"
Notice how none of these have a bifurcated gunt, nor look as massive as him. So he is either lying about the weight, or he may actually be shorter than 5'1"
His BMI is 47.2 for reference a normal weight BMI is 18.5-24.9, literally eating for two people
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Here is a clip from August ‘22 of Ralph talking shit about Wings. I don’t know how to clip from Odysee so maybe someone else can. It’s basically Ralph watching a Wings pity stream and Ralph calling him pathetic, which eventually devolves into a rant about Kiwi Farms. Ralph also seemed a little offended that at an earlier point Wings declined to stream on cozy.tv and says they wouldn’t have wanted him anyway. It looks like he was talking about Wings earlier than the clip starts so there’s probably more in the main episode if you care to watch it.
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Bizarre watching Ralph talk coherently and not at .5x speed. After my crash course in ralphalore and my new knowledge of RalphaWhale behavior I can easily see how he made 200k last year and why Nick picked him up eagerly before he gave himself permeant brain damage.
Even though the clip is him shaking his fist at the sky and hollering, the idea of opening up cozy.gov to gaming cows is the best idea he ever had and might have given the platform a fighting chance.
Braphamut
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Could've been Ralph's money. Ralph's 'getting clean' arc. Ralph's going to the UK with Pantsu playing support. Ralph rubbing elbows and getting pictures with e-celebs and dancing with black DAZN commentators.
The Fountainhead
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Yes, he did - that time he punched and kicked the shit out of daughter. Hands down he won that fight!
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yesterday, prior to wings' decisive win in the boxing match against boogie, the ragepig tweeted:
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i hope that he accepts, but before he does, i want to remind everyone of all of the nonsense that he was slurring and snorting and squealing less than two months ago, which i'm sure that he's since forgotten about:
but, no worries, he'll have michael sisco and a "real trainer for lower $" in his corner:
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i hope that he accepts, but before he does, i want to remind everyone of all of the nonsense that he was slurring and snorting and squealing less than two months ago, which i'm sure that he's since forgotten about:
but, no worries, he'll have michael sisco and a "real trainer for lower $" in his corner:
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Wings would destroy Ralph. Jordi is a real southern badass, Ralph is a Yankee faggot.
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One punch from The Plump Pimp would knock the Gunt to the ground, if they boxed. No amount of money, xannies, or booze could hide the shame if Wings felted Ralph. In fact I would be so OWNED and FELTED and I would COPE and SNEED, if Ralph boxed Wings. I would never recover.
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He intentionally derailed his planned fight with Warski begging daddy Jim for a permission slip.
Even with his brain as pickled as it is, I think he knows trying to go toe to toe with Wings is a fool's errand.
Even with his brain as pickled as it is, I think he knows trying to go toe to toe with Wings is a fool's errand.
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Ralph will not:
-Be seen with his shirt off
-Actually man up and step in the ring
-Let his height and weight be public record
-Be seen with his shirt off
-Actually man up and step in the ring
-Let his height and weight be public record
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I want Cow Clash in general, not just the deathfat cows. Eugenia vs The Lich Queen would never get medically greenlit though, unfortunately.
There Is Light At The End
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I think Ralph confusing wrasslin' with boxing. Former is just a show with any injuries being either unintentional or accidental. Boxing... Well it can cause brain damage. I know, Ralph's brain is damaged beyond repair, it will damage it even more. Luckily for Ralph, it will never happened
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Ralph should fight Boogie.
I honestly don't know who wins that fight, whereas Wings would destroy Ralph.
I honestly don't know who wins that fight, whereas Wings would destroy Ralph.
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The fight would be funny but short. Wings would ring Ralph's bell so quickly King Cobra would want to put him in his clock tower.
Most likely future: Gunt talks big bluster, finds some bullshit reason to not have to back up his words, and the resulting shit show will cause a relapse.
Edit to add: what happened to Ralph's proclamation that he'd drop weight or kill himself? I can't remember exactly how low by when, but it was something like 175lbs by June.
Most likely future: Gunt talks big bluster, finds some bullshit reason to not have to back up his words, and the resulting shit show will cause a relapse.
Edit to add: what happened to Ralph's proclamation that he'd drop weight or kill himself? I can't remember exactly how low by when, but it was something like 175lbs by June.