🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. WingsOfRedemption - Two fat failing lolcows with substance abuse issues talk shit about each other. Ralph threatens an IRL fight with Wings

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Retink Retunk said:
Well, this is a new level of pathetic for both of them.
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Wings looks less pathetic in this one imo. No matter how silly wings look, he didn't do the "fight me IRL and see what happens" route. Ralph is an example to wings that there's always a person more pathetic than you out there. Claiming 200K annually while not being able to give his kid basic clothing is such a bad look.
 
Why is Ralph suddenly running with the 4 v 1 again when he already admitted it was just one guy who put him down and robbed him.
After the wings / boogie fight keem needs to make the next fat fight wings vs Ralph. Fat fights are the next step in the meta of internet boxing and I for one look forward to it.
 
At around 2:48 of Ralph's response, right before he says he wants to "Fight his big ass" (no homo), he claims that "we" tried to help Wings.
Does anyone know what he's referring to? Because I'm drawing a complete blank on any interaction between these two in the past.
 
No way this will happen because Ralph is a pussy so he'll never step in the ring, but goddamn, Chris Chan is out for a day and you're already seeing the effects.
 
amateur professional lurk said:
2:43 ralph is talking about fighting wings. i legit want to see a creator match between these two. i will legit pay towards this. ralph is 0-3 but wings doesnt strike me as someone who can fight, so i think it would be a even match.
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ralph has multiple drug addictions there is absolutely zero chance he will step in the ring with anyone
 
I feel like Wings has the ability to throw some Butterbean like haymakers if he is taught to punch properly. If he gets some training to lean into being a power puncher and learn to put his body behind his punches, he would drop Ralph in the first round. Ralph fights like a typical tough guy, meaning that he would just throw wild punches while looking like a mongoloid.
 
Ghost of Guntmas Past said:
Keemstar needs to stop booking only matches where the competitors are serious and trying to get in shape.

2 fat losers like Ralph and Wings would sell tickets and it would be hilarious and probably very brief as they are sure to be out of breath within 30 seconds and the winner will be whoever can manage to land a blow after that point.
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Well, he tried that with Ethan Ralph already and he bitched out like any true Ralphamale would.
 
If the fight happens, Wings, win or lose, will look less pathetic because he will meet the challenge straight on and take the consequences.
Ralph, on the other hand, looks pathetic regardless. If he wins in a fight- he just beat up a man over some lower case I Internet small pathetic shit. And he just beat up a man who can barely walk, some real win right here.
If Ralp loses- well, that's a pretty obvious one- lol, Wings of all people just beat him.
But for both its a legit way to make money. Only spectators would be severely disappointed by the fat people akwardly frailing their hands for like 10 min at best.
 
Wings is about 9 inches taller and about 100 pounds heavier, and Ralph, for all his spirit can't fight, Wingo will body him.
Thing is they're both disgusting fat bodies there's no medics on Earth that will clear a 5'1" 300 pound guy to fight a 6' 400 pound guy, they'll both die of heart attacks and would you want to be the nigger to perform CPR? :story:
Fucking lol.
 
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This is an instant W for Wings.

CQC training by Kelly.
Firearms training by Levi.

If the .22 hollow point doesn't get you the hands certainly will.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Why is Ralph suddenly running with the 4 v 1 again when he already admitted it was just one guy who put him down and robbed him.
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Xanax brain made him forget that he went on stream and admitted that 1 dude beat him "to his knees" or he's hoping people forget so he can claim it was 4v1 again.
 
Will Ralph fight Wings?

Will Wings dab on the Mexican Outlaw?

Will keem give a shit?

Will daddy sign the permission slip?

Find out next week on Ralphaball Z!
 
MG-34 said:
Wings looks less pathetic in this one imo. No matter how silly wings look, he didn't do the "fight me IRL and see what happens" route. Ralph is an example to wings that there's always a person more pathetic than you out there. Claiming 200K annually while not being able to give his kid basic clothing is such a bad look.
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Wings would beat the breaks off of Ralph as I've seen him flipping truck tires and the like during the fitness arch, while Ralph is a couch potato that couldn't even throw a punch when Dan and Cog attacked him.
 
Big Wings W. Shit, it'd be cash of him to propose the fight be like a year from now or something. I don't think Wings would get yoked but he could drop 100 pounds. Meanwhile, the Bog Hog would have to go through detox and he'd still be a manlet under that gunt.

Who had this for 2023?
 
JelloJerk said:
Chris Chan is out for a day and you're already seeing the effects.
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That's the result of Chris lolcow spirit resonating within Ralph. Even if he doesn't know why he wants to truly fight Wings, the spirit is compelling him to go to the US were Wings and Chris reside so it can return to it's rightful owner once again :story:
 
I love how Wings does some light poking followed by legitimate advice, kinda like Metokur in boulder talk radio, while Ralph is losing his fucking shit and being so fucking angry that Pepsi Richard is now better than him.

Total Wings Victory, the Plump Pimp didn't even break a sweat.
 
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