🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

what if this is the ultimate gay op and Harry shows up to RalphaMania and they pretend like they're going to fight in the ring but then Ralph hits Harry with the fingerpoke of doom and pins him to win the Sunset Wrestling Horsey World Title Trophy?


Then afterwards they dox all the broke dick farmers who bought the marked up RalphaMania merch

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did anybody notice that there's been no advance on the QVC engagement ring?

That's the only prize she's gotten out of this life-altering catastrophe which she could've had anyway without agreeing to bankroll and emotionally support an unhinged pig for the rest of time.

I predicted they would just reuse the QVC engagement ring and Ralph’s pawpaw pimp ring. No way Gunt was going to spring for wedding bands. Since he is only getting married because he needed to turn the screws and immediately make May chose him over dad once he lit that bridge he didn’t have time for anything but this cheap, emergency shitshow with a rented hooker dress and sweaty t-shirt.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

what if this is the ultimate gay op and Harry shows up to RalphaMania and they pretend like they're going to fight in the ring but then Ralph hits Harry with the fingerpoke of doom and pins him to win the Sunset Wrestling Horsey World Title Trophy?
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Then afterwards they dox all the broke dick farmers who bought the marked up RalphaMania merch

That would rule I would apply to be the eternal gunt guard and dedicate my life to him (and wear a tiny yellow hat as a symbol of my obedience)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

what if this is the ultimate gay op and Harry shows up to RalphaMania and they pretend like they're going to fight in the ring but then Ralph hits Harry with the fingerpoke of doom and pins him to win the Sunset Wrestling Horsey World Title Trophy?
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Then afterwards they dox all the broke dick farmers who bought the marked up RalphaMania merch

I'll take that over Ralph just not having Ralphamania, for one. For two it'd be the most elaborate and well orchestrated prank I will have ever seen. I would have no choice but to kneel and profusely thank all of them for one hell of a ride.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Things keep escalating more and more, I don't know where else things can go at this point, but I'm sure Ralph will find a way to top himself as a low IQ wigger who thinks he will never face any consequences for the things he does. Will Guntamania be the finale? No idea, but I am excited to see what happens.

As others have pointed out, it looks like Ralph flew early to try to get the paperwork he needed for getting married at the event, but as it was pointed out many times in this thread, it wasn't enough time to do it, so instead, he rages and decides that Vegas is the only solution.
Honestly, this was probably better for Man-da than the Guntamania wedding, think about it, getting married in front of alogs and Ralph sycophants, and share the wedding night with a bunch of Ralph ballwashers at the shared airbnb that her new husband couldn't afford by himself. Then again, Ralph could have just gotten drunk, gambled, gone looking for hookers, etc. On his wedding night, so who knows what would have been best.
Either way, no family, friends, or even anyone who could help take ReRollzy during the wedding. Sad.

As for Harry doing a "podcast", I'm sure there's a lot of info he could drop, so for now, I'm all for it (and honestly prefer it to him going on the KC or Cog or some other shitty show that will be interrupted by superchats constantly). It will be a shitshow for sure though. He is coming dangerously close to Vickers territory, but for now, I'm glad the boomer is enjoying shitting on Ralph.

Someone mentioned this already, but still, uncanny:
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I agree but additionally I have the feeling that the Vegas elopement was meant to be kept secret. We don't actually know for sure that they used Harry's credit card to pay the wedding chapel, Harry implied it but hasn't stated outright where the charge was made. Ralph could have used it for something else that he thought he could get away with and didn't expect anyone would discover his marriage certificate. In fact if he showed up in NJ and had a fake wedding ceremony in the ring it would be hard to believe that Ralph flew to Vegas just to make a bogus charge on Harry's card.

Nobody is stupid enough to think that having been authorized to use someone's credit card means you can just take all their money, right? Ralph is stupid but not that stupid. I think he just though he could get away with this. It would explain why he didn't pay for wedding pictures, and the embarrassing clothes they wore. We weren't supposed to find out.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I agree but additionally I have the feeling that the Vegas elopement was meant to be kept secret. We don't actually know for sure that they used Harry's credit card to pay the wedding chapel, Harry implied it but hasn't stated outright where the charge was made. Ralph could have used it for something else that he thought he could get away with and didn't expect anyone would discover his marriage certificate. In fact if he showed up in NJ and had a fake wedding ceremony in the ring it would be hard to believe that Ralph flew to Vegas just to make a bogus charge on Harry's card.

Nobody is stupid enough to think that having been authorized to use someone's credit card means you can just take all their money, right? Ralph is stupid but not that stupid. I think he just though he could get away with this. It would explain why he didn't pay for wedding pictures, and the embarrassing clothes they wore. We weren't supposed to find out.

Yeah I think he meant to keep it a secret, but I don't get why, was he going to put on a show at Guntamania and pretend to get married there? No idea.
From Ralph's latest tweets it looks like they used the card for plane tickets (likely to Vegas?) and Ralph is now throwing Man-da under the bus saying she did it and he had nothing to do with it.
It's the ultimate bitch move of hiding behind a woman, if Harry wants to pursue it, he has to go after his own daughter.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Yeah I think he meant to keep it a secret, but I don't get why, was he going to put on a show at Guntamania and pretend to get married there? No idea.
From Ralph's latest tweets it looks like they used the card for plane tickets (likely to Vegas?) and Ralph is now throwing Man-da under the bus saying she did it and he had nothing to do with it.
It's the ultimate bitch move of hiding behind a woman, if Harry wants to pursue it, he has to go after his own daughter.

Yeah in retrospect it looks like they really are just retarded scumbags. They must have thought the could rub this in Harry's face and get away with it. Ralph must be in really bad shape financially to get this tilted over a couple grand worth of abandoned trash.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A

I don't know but this tweet sounds like it was directed at May, as a response to her tweet saying she had permission to use his CC. May use to ask Harry to pay with it till now. We don't really think Ralph was buying kindle books. So yeah he is threatening May in this tweet, as he should.

 

[Mikoyan]

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I don't know but this tweet sounds like it was directed at May, as a response to her tweet saying she had permission to use his CC. May use to ask Harry to pay with it till now. We don't really think Ralph was buying kindle books. So yeah he is threatening May in this tweet, as he should.

Accelerationists envy Ralph's ability to make any situation to go from 0-100 in under a second. Just usually in the wrong direction.

 

[fedoralordjish]

why aren't you threadbanned already
shut up nigger

You aren't agreeing with, therefore he should be banned? Damn you are one hell of a retarded piggy

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

what if this is the ultimate gay op and Harry shows up to RalphaMania and they pretend like they're going to fight in the ring but then Ralph hits Harry with the fingerpoke of doom and pins him to win the Sunset Wrestling Horsey World Title Trophy?
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Then afterwards they dox all the broke dick farmers who bought the marked up RalphaMania merch

That would probably be the only time where I laughed with Ralph instead of at him.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

T / A
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I don't know but this tweet sounds like it was directed at May, as a response to her tweet saying she had permission to use his CC. May use to ask Harry to pay with it till now. We don't really think Ralph was buying kindle books. So yeah he is threatening May in this tweet, as he should.

Can't claim to personally know the law, but what Harry says he was told makes sense.


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[SaidNoOneEver]

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I don't know but this tweet sounds like it was directed at May, as a response to her tweet saying she had permission to use his CC. May use to ask Harry to pay with it till now. We don't really think Ralph was buying kindle books. So yeah he is threatening May in this tweet, as he should.

If he hasn't canceled the card yet this is a work.

 

[Beef Elemental]

If he hasn't canceled the card yet this is a work.

Sometimes you just don't consider that your daughter who you loved and trusted for decades is going to rip you off. Would have been smart though with Ralph involved.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Sometimes you just don't consider that your daughter who you loved and trusted for decades is going to rip you off. Would have been smart though with Ralph involved.

Sorry, you can't complain that someone is illegally using your credit card and then not cancel it especially if she's married now.

 

[Mulp]

I can't imagine in what world Ralph thought that he would get away with this. If the money is charged back, what does this mean for their drunk marriage? Is the chappel gonna go after them for the money? Did Harry call the chapel and let them know what's up?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Knowing Ralph he’s going to downplay any worry Meigh has about using a credit card fraudulently and probably encouraged Meigh to use it to spite her dad.

It sounds like a comparable situation when I entered my credit card into a family members account for something as a gift and forgot to delete it afterwards. They ended up using my card for a few purchases on accident but since we were family and on good terms we understood it was a mistake and worked things out amicably

Meigh probably had Harry’s card info stored on her iPhone wallet and used that. And with what Ralph is saying he considers that a “right to use”. Which it’s not.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Sorry, you can't complain that someone is illegally using your credit card and then not cancel it especially if she's married now.

Maybe he only thought his grubhub account was compromised? Maybe he was baiting Ralph? Maybe he thought it was a low risk way to leave May an escape route, since he will just dispute any bogus charges before paying the bill? The alternative is that this is the world's greatest gayop.

 

[Mulp]

Maybe he only thought his grubhub account was compromised? Maybe he was baiting Ralph? Maybe he thought it was a low risk way to leave May an escape route, since he will just dispute any bogus charges before paying the bill? The alternative is that this is the world's greatest gayop.

I could be wrong but didn't he say it was for an escape route? I know he talked about picking her up at times. Also, Ralph. Your wife has to use a credit card to buy a book? Couldn't buy her a book? What a man!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Maybe he only thought his grubhub account was compromised? Maybe he was baiting Ralph? Maybe he thought it was a low risk way to leave May an escape route, since he will just dispute any bogus charges before paying the bill? The alternative is that this is the world's greatest gayop.

Or the guy is as much in love with his internet attention as Gunt and the horse are. I don't see any difference between the two in that regard.