🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

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Is Ralph a fat crybaby and a piece of shit for doxxing a random woman’s job!

  • Yes, the rage piggy is

    Votes: 1,194 75.4%

  • No, he’s a RALPHAMALE!

    Votes: 389 24.6%
  • Total voters
    1,583
Fareal said:
I would like Rozy to be brought up by someone who isn’t either of her birth parents.

May has absolutely no capacity to protect this child from the pure inferno of chaos that is her father and his every action. She has completely failed to develop that capacity, to the extent that even if she did leave the Gunt and start her life over, she does not have the capacity to protect Roxy from other abusers/“fiancés” coming into her life. Rozy will always be at risk as long as she is in the care of someone who actively priortises her current relationship above Rozy’s safety and well-being. May will never develop the basic ability to keep Rozy safe enough to be Rozy’s principal caregiver.

Not actively harming your child isn’t actually good enough. There comes a point (and frankly that point was before Rozy’s birth, but today is always the next best option to change) where if you don’t remove your kids - if not yourself - from a crazy co parent, you are completely enabling that abuse and neglect and long term damage.

This baby is living half on the run in some shack in fucking Mexico with some barely existing podcast as the only visible means of her support, for fucks sake. This should not be happening. This should not ever have been an option for her infancy. If May cannot or will not leave the Gunt, that’s on her. But Rozy needs to be left in the US in the care of an appropriate guardian or the state.

She‘s still an infant. She’s plenty young enough to be adopted into another family. For the love of god, give the child a chance. Because this? This hasn’t been funny for a long time. This is a literal death spiral, and this wee girl is a complete hostage to fortune in all of it.
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It amazes me that we are living in the first time in human history in which it has been possible for Ralph to do this. At no point prior has it been possible for someone to be such a scumbag to so many people across such a large swath of the globe without being justifiably murdered. It's not that Ralph is such a monster, he's probably not even in the 90th percentile, just that people used to get found dead in a ditch outside of town for less than he's done.
 
Good Ending: Send them to Evan
Lawful Ending: Send them back to Ralph
Neutral Ending: Send them to Null
Evil Ending: Send them to cat killer in Canada
 
Beavis said:
Send the ashes to PPP
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He's a wildcard, honestly. He's just as likely to piss on the ashes as he is to do a stream moralizing about how the a-logs have surpassed Ralph and that as a Christian he refuses to participate in the desecration of human remains and how Harry is a scumbag just like Vickers.
 
hawkisnight said:
Good Ending: Send them to Evan
Lawful Ending: Send them back to Ralph
Neutral Ending: Send them to Null
Evil Ending: Send them to cat killer in Canada
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Esoteric Ending: Send them to the aghori monks
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Bepis said:
Send her to Evan, he couldn't possibly handle the ashes with as little care as Ethan did
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Even though Evan couldn't handle them in any way, shape, or form, because he is a wheelchair-bound cripple, I have to agree.
 
Its amazing. Ralph was doing so well. The ayylawgs were getting bored and beginning to cannibalize. But you know, there is one thing about wiggers, they just cant fucking help themselves. He could have essentially started over in mexico easy peasy if he just kept his head down.
 
Of course this idiot would make sure he isn't last of the pack in the 2022 Lolcow Olympics. Nick and his new teammate Kanye had a steady lead, so obviously Ralph would do something as stupid as antagonizing the father and sister of the woman he supposedly plans on marrying to take home the Gold.

This stupid fucker can't just learn to let shit go or ignore it. There is no such thing as "being the better man" with Ethan Ralph.

Null makes fun of your wedding ring? Drive down to Chris Chan's motel to try and fail at recording his arrest, then knock up your HorseGF with a child you won't raise!
Andy Warski makes fun of you, then talks about how he'd like to retire in Portugal? Fly down there and get your ass beaten!
Everyone makes fun of you for flying down to Portugal and getting your ass beaten? Fly down a second time and get your ass beaten again, this time by somebody you know!
Horse-fiancee's sister is talking shit? Get right down there beneath her, call her a slut, start doxing her job and trying to get her fired!
Horse-fiancee's father disapproves of you taking his daughter and her child down to Mexico for several months to dodge legal servicing? Report him to the Internet police!

It's honestly pretty difficult to see where Ralph's gonna be in 2023, assuming Null's prediction doesn't come true. He's been trying to get off of the Mantsu train for ages, even now starting shit with her dad under the threat of actually marrying Meigh.

He has no other concubines lined up after her (he dateraped Alice*), he's not even remotely popular enough to snag another barely-legal zoomer girl like Faith again, there's abso-fucking-lutely no way he's going to carry on the married life beyond the initial (court) ceremony being held out of pure spite (if it even happens at all), and he has no friends, no family connections, nothing. He's at the end of the line without Meigh.

Could this be the Gunt's Last Stand?

*allegedly
 
Would be funny if horse's dad mixed the ashes with latex, made a dildo and left it in a gay hotspot public restroom.

Or just flushed them down the turlet.

When is the first empty urn going to be delivered to his Mexican hideout?
 
Here is the timeline as far as I can ascertain:
1. The Gunt announces the wedding
2. Something happens between Gunt and May’s sister ending in the Gunt raging out on her then later apologizing (this may not be the correct order)
3. Harry hears about it and asks May wtf. May is like ‘I can’t stop him’
4. Gunt takes it to twitter war.
5. LOLZ
6. We are here.
 
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