🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the ridiculous amounts of undeserved shit pro wrestling fans get? Those poor fuckers have had to deal with smug cunts asking for the umpteenth time "You do know it's fake, right?" like it's some big gotcha and then they have to give the obligatory "Yeah, it's soap opera for men, retard." as an answer. The great tragedy of it all, is that it's not fake. I mean, an old roommate showed me this video a long-ass time ago, in which The Big Bossman steals Big Show's father's coffin right out of the funeral by chaining it to his car and driving off. It stuck with me for years, because it's so outlandishly idiotic. But then we have "Ethan "Rage Pig" Ralph's mother's ashes are in possession of one of his blood enemies, Malicious Morris, who is also the father of his fiancée, Mantsu the Horse." This shit is so retarded it shouldn't be real, but West Virginia white trash are so incredibly stupid their life is a literal caricature.

 

[The First Fag]

I really hope this is what eventually causes May to leave Ralph. If she stays with him much longer, she is even more retarded than I ever could imagine

I don't think she will. At least, not willingly. She's stayed with him in spite of all the retardation, allowed herself to be defiled with his seed, let her cunt be destroyed by another bastard who will be left behind, at yet still hasn't left yet. She is a coward, just like Ralph.

May, I know you read this….
Do you realize all the power you actually have over Ralph? I am not just talking about all the Kino Ralph stories you have. Your power is with the fact that you are the only person in his life he is close to. That power is all for nothing while you are with him because he will manipulate you into thinking he is the one with the power. That’s what this is all about, Ethan trying to power level you by removing you from the support of your family. He really can’t stand the idea that you have support and he has nothing. That’s what this recent argument with your family is all about.

Please don’t ditch your family for Ralph. You will need them not only for you, but for your daughter. I think you can be a better Mom with the support of your family. Ethan Ralph has nothing for you. Ethan is the kind of person that only has capacity to look out for himself and this has potential to harm you and your daughter.

She could also destroy his hobbit ass in family court and drain whats left of his coffers for child support.

You all have it backwards. This IS a work, just not in the way you think it is.

Ralph’s done literally everything he can think of to get out of this relationship. He’s neglected her, he’s abandoned her, he’s cheated on her, but none of its worked. So like the true gambler he is, he’s risking it all on one last roll of the dice.
He’s forcing Pantsu into a position where she’ll have to choose between him and her family. And he’s hoping to God that whatever vestigial nub of agency and self-preservation instinct that remains in her brain will recognise that the right choice in that situation is not him.

Everyone else is out here playing checkers while Ralph’s playing chess, or rolling dice, or whatever. I forgot where I was going with this gambling metaphor.

I assume there are no Arby's near where he lives?

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Looks like Ralph is still seething about Alanna Morris.

It appears the rage pig wants to thumb her asshole too now.

Let me finish that sentence, Ralph: I just throw thumbs up your ass and huff it".

to ashamed to admit hes from arkansas

Imagine being such a big-time pussy bitch you can't even admit where you're from. Couldn't be me.

It would really be quite a shock if Harry were to find a couple of Disney prom dresses, a camera, and several other things of note.

I'm assuming this is in reference to Faith. Because what I think it is reading it out of context sounds fucking horrifying.

I see we're well on our way to my "dead Ralph in 2023" prediction.

It will give me something to look forward to in 2023.

BTW let me use the new reacts.

Judging from his posts on chudbuds, Jim is in the retarded camp of "it's a work/gayop/gayfabe" and said he won't even talk about any of this in his YOTC video.

How anyone could think this is all an act at this point, considering this is just par for the course Ralph behavior, is just beyond me.

I think it's a cover. Remember, Jim does not like bringing family stuff into his coverage. He chose to not cover the Fai Fai drama during his virtual silence on Ralph. He didn't even bring it up in his debate with Ralph. I remember him saying he could say some mean shit about May, yet he never has (as far as my recollection goes). Family is a big line he never touches. Ever.

I could be wrong, but that's my take.

 

[Telemeter]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the ridiculous amounts of undeserved shit pro wrestling fans get? Those poor fuckers have had to deal with smug cunts asking for the umpteenth time "You do know it's fake, right?" like it's some big gotcha and then they have to give the obligatory "Yeah, it's soap opera for men, retard." as an answer. The great tragedy of it all, is that it's not fake. I mean, an old roommate showed me this video a long-ass time ago, in which The Big Bossman steals Big Show's father's coffin right out of the funeral by chaining it to his car and driving off. It stuck with me for years, because it's so outlandishly idiotic. But then we have "Ethan "Rage Pig" Ralph's mother's ashes are in possession of one of his blood enemies, Malicious Morris, who is also the father of his fiancée, Mantsu the Horse." This shit is so retarded it shouldn't be real, but West Virginia white trash are so incredibly stupid their life is a literal caricature.

Just because they know its' fake doesn't make it any less gay.

 

[RussianParasite]

I love the irony of how he promised those damn dirty Alogs that they would NEVER find where he lived again only to then get doxed because he can’t keep his pig mouth shut in a private family dispute.

Null is right about his Ralphadeath 2023 prediction. Ralph is not a person who can live outside of the US (and maybe a couple of other countries) without getting killed. He’s going to piss of the wrong Mexican and get skinned alive. Worse, if some enterprising young Mexican gentlemen get wind that he has a couple thousand, they may abduct his forever fiancé (for real this time) and child for ransom.

 

[Fortyone]

I love the irony of how he promised those damn dirty Alogs that they would NEVER find where he lived again only to then get doxed because he can’t keep his pig mouth shut in a private family dispute.

Null is right about his Ralphadeath 2023 prediction. Ralph is not a person who can live outside of the US (and maybe a couple of other countries) without getting killed. He’s going to piss of the wrong Mexican and get skinned alive. Worse, if some enterprising young Mexican gentlemen get wind that he has a couple thousand, they may abduct his forever fiancé (for real this time) and child for ransom.

Part of me wonders how he can even function if he lives in Mexico proper, he doesn't strike me as the type who would learn Spanish fluently so unless he lives next to a tourist spot or a strange hipster English enclave in Mexico he probably doesn't get out of the house much. he probably just gets everything delivered and his only social interaction asides from mantsu would be online, it must be an isolating existence for him, his kid, and his horse slave. Rozie is probably also missing out on important early life socialization with other kids her own age and the schooling situation might also be fucked up, yes I know homeschooling exists but imagine how fucked up she would be living in a foreign country where nobody speaks the same language and her only social interaction is her pedophile mother and drug addict felon father.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Part of me wonders how he can even function if he lives in Mexico proper, he doesn't strike me as the type who would learn Spanish fluently

Good luck pulling this shit in Mexico hahahaha

Clip from 2022, June 22, Second Half of the Tequila Sunrise: Ralph's conception of what it would be like for him living in Mexico.
Ralph: "Habla Ingles... all I fuck with. US dollar, Gringo dollar, worth mucho more, you gracias, now give me my plate of steak!"
Bringmemysteakbeaner.mp4

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Part of me wonders how he can even function if he lives in Mexico proper, he doesn't strike me as the type who would learn Spanish fluently so unless he lives next to a tourist spot or a strange hipster English enclave in Mexico he probably doesn't get out of the house much. he probably just gets everything delivered and his only social interaction asides from mantsu would be online, it must be an isolating existence for him, his kid, and his horse slave. Rozie is probably also missing out on important early life socialization with other kids her own age and the schooling situation might also be fucked up, yes I know homeschooling exists but imagine how fucked up she would be living in a foreign country where nobody speaks the same language and her only social interaction is her pedophile mother and drug addict felon father.

I don't think Ralph leaves the house that much anyway unless it's on a trip to own the haters or to go to court, which he doesn't even do anymore. Anytime Ralph is outside for an extended period of time it's a big event so he takes pictures and posts them up on twitter. Dude doesn't really have a lot of reasons to go outside anyway, he has no friends.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I love the irony of how he promised those damn dirty Alogs that they would NEVER find where he lived again only to then get doxed because he can’t keep his pig mouth shut in a private family dispute.

Null is right about his Ralphadeath 2023 prediction. Ralph is not a person who can live outside of the US (and maybe a couple of other countries) without getting killed. He’s going to piss of the wrong Mexican and get skinned alive. Worse, if some enterprising young Mexican gentlemen get wind that he has a couple thousand, they may abduct his forever fiancé (for real this time) and child for ransom.

Hablamos doorsashio muy burritos?

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

YAY NEW TRASH FIRE THREAD PEEPEEPOOPOO

p.s. hi, ethan!

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Ralph’s such a trashfire and train wreck he makes the average tranny or ghetto black guest on Jerry Springer look functional in comparison to him

 

[The First Fag]

Ralph’s such a trashfire and train wreck he makes the average tranny or ghetto black guest on Jerry Springer look functional in comparison to him

Motherfucker makes most of the people on Dr. Phil look like MENSA members by comparison

 

[TEA 3HF]

Part of me wonders how he can even function if he lives in Mexico proper, he doesn't strike me as the type who would learn Spanish fluently so unless he lives next to a tourist spot or a strange hipster English enclave in Mexico he probably doesn't get out of the house much. he probably just gets everything delivered and his only social interaction asides from mantsu would be online, it must be an isolating existence for him, his kid, and his horse slave. Rozie is probably also missing out on important early life socialization with other kids her own age and the schooling situation might also be fucked up, yes I know homeschooling exists but imagine how fucked up she would be living in a foreign country where nobody speaks the same language and her only social interaction is her pedophile mother and drug addict felon father.

I think I saw YUC in the address which means he's in the yucatan if the dox is real and straight. Between that and the fact that a surprising amount of Mexicans can actually function in English means he's probably fine.

Especially if all he interacts with is the Liquor/convenience store clerk, some food delivery people, and restaurant staff, he'll be fine. He's prolly just "El Porco Gringo" as far as the locals give a shit.

Though, if he fucks with Los Carteleños in any way whatsoever, Ralphadeath 2023 is gonna be a gory mess.

 

[Jump]

It's to bad Null lost his mailing service. Imagine if Null ended up with the ashes? 2nd best outcome would be if they get mailed to Daddy Jim.

Big brain move starting shit with the only people in the world who could dox your mexican address.

 

[Fareal]

I would like Rozy to be brought up by someone who isn’t either of her birth parents.

May has absolutely no capacity to protect this child from the pure inferno of chaos that is her father and his every action. She has completely failed to develop that capacity, to the extent that even if she did leave the Gunt and start her life over, she does not have the capacity to protect Roxy from other abusers/“fiancés” coming into her life. Rozy will always be at risk as long as she is in the care of someone who actively priortises her current relationship above Rozy’s safety and well-being. May will never develop the basic ability to keep Rozy safe enough to be Rozy’s principal caregiver.

Not actively harming your child isn’t actually good enough. There comes a point (and frankly that point was before Rozy’s birth, but today is always the next best option to change) where if you don’t remove your kids - if not yourself - from a crazy co parent, you are completely enabling that abuse and neglect and long term damage.

This baby is living half on the run in some shack in fucking Mexico with some barely existing podcast as the only visible means of her support, for fucks sake. This should not be happening. This should not ever have been an option for her infancy. If May cannot or will not leave the Gunt, that’s on her. But Rozy needs to be left in the US in the care of an appropriate guardian or the state.

She‘s still an infant. She’s plenty young enough to be adopted into another family. For the love of god, give the child a chance. Because this? This hasn’t been funny for a long time. This is a literal death spiral, and this wee girl is a complete hostage to fortune in all of it.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the ridiculous amounts of undeserved shit pro wrestling fans get? Those poor fuckers have had to deal with smug cunts asking for the umpteenth time "You do know it's fake, right?" like it's some big gotcha and then they have to give the obligatory "Yeah, it's soap opera for men, retard." as an answer. The great tragedy of it all, is that it's not fake. I mean, an old roommate showed me this video a long-ass time ago, in which The Big Bossman steals Big Show's father's coffin right out of the funeral by chaining it to his car and driving off. It stuck with me for years, because it's so outlandishly idiotic. But then we have "Ethan "Rage Pig" Ralph's mother's ashes are in possession of one of his blood enemies, Malicious Morris, who is also the father of his fiancée, Mantsu the Horse." This shit is so retarded it shouldn't be real, but West Virginia white trash are so incredibly stupid their life is a literal caricature.

It may not be fake, but it is pretty gay.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

It's to bad Null lost his mailing service. Imagine if Null ended up with the ashes? 2nd best outcome would be if they get mailed to Daddy Jim.

Big brain move starting shit with the only people in the world who could dox your mexican address.

Nothing funny would happen. Jim would either have the ashes returned to sender or possibly even mail them to Ralph to avoid Ralph coming to get them in person. He's not gonna desecrate human remains or keep them as a trophy.

 

[Fareal]

only missing AJ yelping “the GAY community”

 

[RollerGator]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the ridiculous amounts of undeserved shit pro wrestling fans get? Those poor fuckers have had to deal with smug cunts asking for the umpteenth time "You do know it's fake, right?" like it's some big gotcha and then they have to give the obligatory "Yeah, it's soap opera for men, retard." as an answer. The great tragedy of it all, is that it's not fake. I mean, an old roommate showed me this video a long-ass time ago, in which The Big Bossman steals Big Show's father's coffin right out of the funeral by chaining it to his car and driving off. It stuck with me for years, because it's so outlandishly idiotic. But then we have "Ethan "Rage Pig" Ralph's mother's ashes are in possession of one of his blood enemies, Malicious Morris, who is also the father of his fiancée, Mantsu the Horse." This shit is so retarded it shouldn't be real, but West Virginia white trash are so incredibly stupid their life is a literal caricature.

Don't forget though, when Vince McMahon faked getting his limo blown up, hundreds of people immediately called the police
https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2007/06/wilkes-barre-498520/
Wrestling fans aren't the smartest bunch

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think sending them to Evan is a pretty good idea. The assisted living center where he lives will make sure they're put somewhere safe and appropriate, probably in an urn in Evan's room. Shit that takes care of Ralph having to deal with them so he might be happy with the outcome too...

Or he'll call that assisted living facility for the first time and holler at them.

 

[Jump]

Nothing funny would happen. Jim would either have the ashes returned to sender or possibly even mail them to Ralph to avoid Ralph coming to get them in person. He's not gonna desecrate human remains or keep them as a trophy.

Maybe you are right. But you know who would keep them as a trophy? Mr Vickers .