The horse bride using ice cream like smelling salts to rouse the rage pig from his xanny slumber is still one of the funniest moments in the sector's history.Also talking about someone nodding offRalph you nodded off while live more times than I can count !
I think think the Portuguese pimps currently are the record holders for the greatest Ralph hits.
Yet he never uses Ronnie, the father death his daddy gave him, to try and milk sympathy with people. It’s always mommy, mommy, mommy.
Ralph and his mum weren’t close. She was a sick
It's definitely because she was the one he was most attracted to and she was fine with his degeneracy. Other than that they had no chemistry, any time they were on camera together it seemed like they hated each other, unless of course she was making a hostage video statement.
The purpose was twofold, to show his ass for mercy, and to find another daddy. Please be my new daddy, Feet. That’s why he brought up all the father/uncle shit. Maybe in Ralph’s mind his problems stem from his daddy issues, when Jim publicly aborted Ralph, and Nick was never the daddy Ralph needed, it’s been a shitshow ever since.This whole thing is incredible. There are some real golden nuggets in here that he would never admit unless he was trying his absolute best to manipulate somebody.
Being alone is Mexico is emotionally taxing on the Ragepig. Even a stone cold hawg needs some company that can speak his language every once in a while (hence his regular visits to America)
"Sorry I've acted like a complete sociopath towards your family, that's just my job". Fucking incredible. He's never had a job in his life but this is how he justifies throwing a frag grenade into his in law's lives.
He finally admits he left Sandra to die alone! It was because he was busy doing a ragepig routine and he still has regrets that dwarf this somehow?
He pledges to cease ragepigging.
"Muh self-diagnosed BPD". Wow. He's really digging deep for sympathy here.
He declares Manduh is the partner he loved the most, despite his obvious attachment to Nora.
"The ragepig, as you would say"
"Me me me! I'm seeking treatment for BPD I don't even know whether I have because it's impacting my life negatively."
Some miscellaneous character analysis about who's more like uncle Gunt and who's more like muh Ronnie.
Alluding to some bullshit about "what he read" and that it's important Harry knows?
"I can't get a hold of my uncle". Uh oh. I hope this isn't the uncle that was supposed to be financing your NEET lifestyle and leaving you the Ralph estate.
Honestly, I can't even understand what the purpose of this embarrassing screed was. He's either begging for some sort of help or just trauma dumping to the father in law he's done nothing but disrespect in the hopes he'll show him some mercy.
Also I just dug around the tweets thread to see what was going on around September 10th. On September 9th he gleefully posted about his wife being raped by a Turkish guy so he could shoehorn in some stuff that makes Jolene look bad.
I’m sure having daily visitation with his granddaughter— the daughter Ralph will never know — more than makes up for it.
He’s just so excited with his little hands all up in the air like an actual toddler being fed by his mommy, lol.
Absolutely brutal. Please Lord, let there be more DMs that drop!
If you ignore all context, it is rather pleasant to wake up on a hot summer afternoon and cool down with some ice cream. I'd lift my tiny pig trotters in delight, too.
SAD!
Harry has so much restraint lol, DROP IT ALL HARRY!Absolutely brutal. Please Lord, let there be more DMs that drop!
Jail is only a loss condition to Ralph himself. Mostly everyone else says that jail would be better for him because Ralph is barely able to take care of himself. Eventually it's either that, homelessness or death with the way he carries on.
