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One joke about buying women’s sunglasses for himself would do it. Or, laughing along with someone else he didn’t like about it. Like Rackets. Shame it probably won’t happen.
🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.
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it's just kind of interesting to me how whenever I actually do watch BPITU, If Ralpha male gets brought up Vito typically actually says something funny about him or has a sideways remark. It makes me wonder if he's actually up to date on his degeneracy or if it's cultural osmosis. If I had to guess I think Vito probably wants to see Ralph continue to fuck himself up for comedic value but is entirely unaware at how deep him and Dick actually are in together. He's probably blissfully unaware Dick keeps gunt around for anything besides comedic and viewership crossover value.
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Dax lets Vito make fun of Ralph because he’s afraid to do it himself. Vito is retarded but he’s very much aware of his job when it comes to discussing Ralph.
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Dax won’t turn on Ralph because Dax is the contrarian and always loves doing the opposite of what people want
“People hate Cuties? People hate Ralph? Well guess what I’ll now defend both with my life and dig deeper into defending them as people tell me they don’t like what I’m doing”
Which is sad because Dax shitting on Ralph would be a huge money making opportunity for Dax. It would inject much needed viewers to his stagnant show as fresh blood comes in just to shit on Ralph. Too bad guess he’s going to have to stick to the same fat chick and Maddox jokes.
“People hate Cuties? People hate Ralph? Well guess what I’ll now defend both with my life and dig deeper into defending them as people tell me they don’t like what I’m doing”
Which is sad because Dax shitting on Ralph would be a huge money making opportunity for Dax. It would inject much needed viewers to his stagnant show as fresh blood comes in just to shit on Ralph. Too bad guess he’s going to have to stick to the same fat chick and Maddox jokes.
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Vito is jealous that Ralph has the pedophile bride he's always dreamed of
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I don't really care about that guy, never ever ever ever heard of him I know he's just "there" and very reprehensibly bandwaggoned Dick and Mr. Mom into defending Cuties. But, is there more solid evidence of him being a Pedo? I go by Josh's standards that don't call anyone a pedo unless you wouldn't feel bad by shooting him. I'm currently dubitative about that guy as of now.
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Iirc he literally tweeted out that he was a nonoffending pedophile and then walked it back as a joke.
He also looks as scummy as he sounds.
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If you knew Vito better you wouldn't feel bad about shooting him even if he wasn't a pedo.
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I don't think Vito is a pedo at all, he comes across exactly like a type of person I have encountered a few of in real life who are always fat, politically contradictory, liberal gamer edgelords. guys who are generally super liberal but want to be able to call people slurs, and say edgy shit to be funny, and have lifelong aspirations of being a twitch streamer. I legitimately believe most of the dumb shit he says on subjects like that are (in his mind) actually just jokes. the problem is this type of person is never actually very funny and generally is kind of socially awkward and try too hard to fit in to every social circle they see, so if you're not familiar with the type you'd probably think they really are just fucked. the type of man who prides themselves on being able to be friends with someone from any personality type or political allegiance, that is either unaware they are made fun of for trying too hard to fit in, or aware of it but get to be included anyway so they don't care. I find the guy mildly entertaining but it's because he reminds me of a coworker who I couldn't stand to be around all day but occasionally was humorous whether on purpose or not (generally when he'd try to overstep his comfort zone to say something more in line with my sense of humor and ended up just saying something vile that it was hilarious anyone would ever say something like that out loud). I can totally see why anyone would find him insufferable though, because I'm sure if I didn't only encounter him in small clips or whatever I'd feel the same.
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On episode 332 of Who Are These Podcasts, the hosts and callers made fun of Ralph again. Dick Masterson is friends with these people, so he's basically co-signing this brutal abuse of Ralph, and the Gunt is just taking it like a bitch.
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If Dax's mum told him not to make fun of Ralph, the next ten episodes of The Dick Show would be dedicated to ridiculing the Gunt.
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Has Ralph been on Dick's show since Metokur was after the epic Bowling tournament. Is Dick just trying to get his pet lolcow back?
*Asks lazy boy who has not followed this bridge to be burned.
*Asks lazy boy who has not followed this bridge to be burned.
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According to thedickshow.com, the last episode that Ralph has been on was at the end of February, right after the Metokur debate. There was a bonus episode in late May (bonus ep 71) and the description mentions Ralph being beaten in Portugal again by Cog, but there's no mention of if Ralph actually called in.
If I had to guess, I'd imagine even he realises how unpopular Ralph is with his own audience, plus Ralph hasn't found some major excuse to call in to the show. Maybe if he gets into another fight (irl or on a stream) or hosts another shitty live event, he'll call in.
Edit - After writing this, I checked Dick's twitter out of curiosity and he posted this:
Will Ralph pick up on Dick making fun of his $85 Las Vegas steak and start hollering at him?
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So according to these people, Ralph backstabbed Mersh and Royce for some reason. New thread when?
Dick also had Rekieta fairly recently, after that whole affair went down, thereby cosigning everything Rekieta has ever said about Ralph, and Ralph also just took it like a pussy.
Lets remember, too, that Ralph's "white trash wigger" attitude was fomented by Dick himself. Pretty much every time he was on Dicks show he was saying something about imagining Ralph in a white Colonel Sanders suit, an how marrying at a bowling alley was just what Ralph's all about, etc
Pretty much the same way as calling him a retard in a baby voice and Ralph wagging his tail like a good dog. It's really funny, but also sad once you realize Ralph has bigger daddy issues than a female pornstar.
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“Ethan Ralph isn’t worth talking about lol anyway did you hear what Ethan Ralph is doing?”
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Dick wants to keep his Gunt and eat it too.
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Look at how long he kept Kiwi Chris around, far far past the point of entertainment.
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For me, it's not about content, it's about reputation. I've been meaning to write a post about this for a while, but I'm not writing this from a position of hate: I'm writing from a position of love, as a former fan and someone who still thinks Dick is very funny, even if I don't listen his podcast anymore. It just makes it that much more frustrating that he wants to die on the hill of defending Ralph when everyone can see what a trainwreck he is. It's also extremely hypocritical because he used to talk all sorts of shit about people like Chris Ray Gun and Blaire White who would go on Maddox's show and act buddy buddy with him despite knowing about the lolsuit, even though their whole gambit was being free-speech people. Yet despite this, Dick wants to hang around with someone who has actively threatened to harass people's wives in person and get people fired from their job for being critical of his wife (an e-celeb in her own right), again just like Maddox did. To me, there's two scenarios - Dick considers Ralph to be a) a friend (as in a real life friend, not an internet friend) or b) a business partner, yet in both scenarios I can't understand why he'd stick by Ralph. If he's a friend, then Dick is willing to be friends with someone as despicable as Ralph and at the very least has never tried to orchestrate some kind of intervention to curb his retarded behaviour or make sure he stops drinking excessively. But if he's a business partner, it means he's willing to do business with someone who flags people down who make fun of him (again, hypocritical considering how he publicly decried MundaneMatt as a false flagger), tries to get people fired from their job and attacks people's families in retaliation to criticism, all of which Dick - on some level - must know reflects terribly on him. That to me is the key issue - Dick likes to act like this libertarian figure but he has to realise that associating with people like Ralph and defending them will absolutely reflect (and already has reflected) horribly on him. Even if he wants to spew the "I wish all my internet friends would get along like Lionel Hutz' world without lawyers" line - naively optimistic in theory - it's queered by the fact that Ralph is almost always in the wrong in any of these disputes; he's the common denominator. The only way people would "make up and be friends" is if Ralph has some kind of entire personality change and stops acting like a bitch, or every single person on earth who has beef with him says "you're right, I'm sorry I made fun of this 5'1 alcoholic with anger issues on the internet, can you please forgive me?" (and even then, Ralph probably wouldn't accept that apology just because of how much of a vindictive, bitter cunt he is). Ralph is the weak link, and I'm not even saying Dick has to publicly disavow or fight with him, but it's something that negatively affects him and will continue to affect him every day he chooses to stick by Ralph. Again, I like Dick and I genuinely think he's very funny, and while I get sick of his retarded contrarian tweets and hot takes and him wanting to associate with people like Ralph or Vito or Digibro or MrGirl, I think he's a great entertainer and showman, but associating with Ralph is poisonous and he'll continue to alienate his fans every day he chooses to stick by him.
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You just have to realize these internet grifter faggots have no real views or morals so they can't be hypocritical. They will say/do/claim whatever grants them opportunity and validation they want at any given time. As far as dying on the ralph hill, it's more of a mountain.