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- Dec 30, 2019
I feel like I'm running a lot of defence for Dick lately; maybe it's just my contrarian instinct but also because despite his fuck ups I've been always kind of liked Dick. But I remember Jim once said that he thought Gator was Ralph's #1 tard wrangler, and when he lost Gator that's when he started to slip. And I disagree: I think Dick is his #1 tard wrangler. I watched two videos with them: Ralph calling in to the Dick Show after the Metokur debate and Dick callling into the Tequila Sunrise to talk about the Powerchat drama with Kino Casino at the time (with Dick laughing at their reaction to the chat and doing a bit of a victory dance because of how PPP used to fuck with NP2 and how Andy kept calling him a pedophile anytime he was mentioned). And as detestable as Ralph is, when he's with Dick he's actually fine to listen to. I mean, everything he says is a lie and he copes a lot, but I remember one of the big criticisms a lot of people (Josh, specifically) had with Ralph is that he's such a bitter, vindictive sour puss that he just comes across as angry and spiteful even when a W lands in his lap. But Dick seems to have this pacifying effect on Ralph where he's not shouting and threatening to kill people and their families for insulting him and he can actually have a good time and laugh. He also did a better job explaining his grievances with Jim on that Dick Show episode than in the entire hour long debate. It's still bullshit, obviously, but he can actually talk coherently and not just drunkenly shout about how his internet daddy doesn't love him.
Idk why that is. Maybe Ralph curbs his behaviour because he knows Dick doesn't want people going after families and loved ones. Either way, if Ralph loses Dick, I think that would be the final blow. Like if Fuentes disavows him, I don't think it'll amount to anything because you can tell they both secretly hate each other. But Dick seems to be one of the few people who can get Ralph to behave in a stable manner, and if he goes idk who the fuck he'll be able to get to fill that role.
Idk why that is. Maybe Ralph curbs his behaviour because he knows Dick doesn't want people going after families and loved ones. Either way, if Ralph loses Dick, I think that would be the final blow. Like if Fuentes disavows him, I don't think it'll amount to anything because you can tell they both secretly hate each other. But Dick seems to be one of the few people who can get Ralph to behave in a stable manner, and if he goes idk who the fuck he'll be able to get to fill that role.