šŸ”— Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

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  • Three months.

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  • Within a year.

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  • NEVER! A-logs BTFO Eternally!11!!

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Null said:
What's the thing Dick's talking about? Kinda fuckin mean to include a clip of someone saying "I HOPE NULL IS AWARE OF THIS VERY DANGEROUS THING" and not include it!
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The Source: The Dick Show Episode 313 2022, June 19th, Dick on Internet Father's Day , Timestamp 2h1m31s to 2h1m52s, I posted this clip in your MATI thread and I guess it made its rounds to you seeing it here, it was also unrelatedly referred to in the Dax thread in Internet Famous where they were trying to get your attention about it.

420chan's owner ran a very questionable board about kids, and the owner of that chan was also the one that claimed they hacked gofundme and published the list of donors of the truckers, but that latter act seems questionable. They seem like a lunatic, and Dick interviewed Internet Hate Machine about that person. On a side note, she decided to create her own chan in the style of the oldschool ones, with lots of freedom, sans furries and kid lovers.
 
bonusmp3 said:
The Source: The Dick Show Episode 313 2022, June 19th, Dick on Internet Father's Day , Timestamp 2h1m31s to 2h1m52s, I posted this clip in your MATI thread and I guess it made its rounds to you seeing it here, it was also unrelatedly referred to in the Dax thread in Internet Famous where they were trying to get your attention about it.

420chan's owner ran a very questionable board about kids, and the owner of that chan was also the one that claimed they hacked gofundme and published the list of donors of the truckers, but that latter act seems questionable. They seem like a lunatic, and Dick interviewed Internet Hate Machine about that person. On a side note, she decided to create her own chan in the style of the oldschool ones, with lots of freedom, sans furries and kid lovers.
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Are we supposed to know who any of these people are? Who the fuck is "Internet Hate Machine"?
 
Dick has been gunt-guarding hard lately, these posts are just from the last week. He's addicted to the dopamine hit he gets from being a retarded contrarian and unlike defending Cuties, people won't call him a pedophile for licking gunt-grease:
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I was pretty high-up in the L.A. improv comedy scene so let me explain why it's not actually funny to say that Ralph has AIDS:
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Tell us all about how cool the catboi virgin is Dick:
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When the bridge is finally burned over whatever perceived slight and Ralph is hollerin about how he fed Marie his piggly-wiggly dick, I hope Dick feels debasing himself was all worth it.
 
Not to discount any of the above, but Dick does have an axe to grind with Boogie because he was going to do the Biggest Problem in the Universe reboot with him instead of Pedo Vito.

While Vito is better on the show than Boogie would ever be, it would have gotten more viewers with Boogie. Though Iā€™m not sure just how long the audience would stick around with Boogie doing the show remotely from a Lazyboy chair half paying attention while he reads his hate reddit.
 
I don't care what Dick says, Rich Evans screaming "AAAAAIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSS" is still funnier than 99% of whatever Dick comes out with.
 
Dax is just sore because the AIDS jokes hit a tad too close to home. Fucking snowflake. Heā€™s a thin-skinned bitch like his kindred spirit boyfriend Ethan Ralph.
 
Fannyscum said:
When the bridge is finally burned over whatever perceived slight and Ralph is hollerin about how he fed Marie his piggly-wiggly dick, I hope Dick feels debasing himself was all worth it.
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On the next episode of the dick show:
A 2 hour rant about how Maddox is a total loser for eating corn flakes for breakfast (part 12 of an ongoing series)
 
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I fell asleep with youtube on my TV last night and when I woke up some random newer episode of the biggest problem reboot was on. I think they were doing brainstorming for good show ideas and they brought up the roast of Ethan Ralph and Vito said something about getting metokur for it lmfao Dax seemed like he loved the idea but there is no way in hell that would happen. I like to hope it does though and everyone on it comes crawling out the woodwork to drop some bombs on those boys
 
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I fell asleep with youtube on my TV last night and when I woke up some random newer episode of the biggest problem reboot was on. I think they were doing brainstorming for good show ideas and they brought up the roast of Ethan Ralph and Vito said something about getting metokur for it lmfao Dax seemed like he loved the idea but there is no way in hell that would happen. I like to hope it does though and everyone on it comes crawling out the woodwork to drop some bombs on those boys
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A Ralph roast would be the funniest shit ever, even if he claimed it's all in good fun, and even if only people friendly to Ralph ,(i.e., Mersh, Dick and Bigtech) were allowed in the panel most certainly he wouldn't be able to handle it and he would fucking explode and trigger a DEFCON 1 kind of hollering event.
 
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A Ralph roast would be the funniest shit ever, even if he claimed it's all in good fun, and even if only people friendly to Ralph ,(i.e., Mersh, Dick and Bigtech) were allowed in the panel most certainly he wouldn't be able to handle it and he would fucking explode and trigger a DEFCON 1 kind of hollering event.
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I like the idea of a roast of Reethan Ralph as a fundraiser for KF. Nothing would make him melt down faster and more intensely.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I like the idea of a roast of Reethan Ralph as a fundraiser for KF. Nothing would make him melt down faster and more intensely.
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Without Ralph present it would be F Ralph Festival reskinned. I doubt much of the roasters would jump in to Josh's stream because almost everyone is mad af at their own KF threads. Maybe Null could stream one day and A-logs could pay money for the privilege of roasting Ralph for 3 minutes.

That might work and Ralph would go Nuclear.
 
You guys are serious rainbows if you think Diddler Dax will ever snake on Ralph. Heā€™s had a dozen opportunities, including when his Internet Daddy jumped ship and went full a-hog and heā€™s now guntguarding harder than ever. Ralph either knows all of Dickā€™s skeletons in the closet or supplies him with drugs because Dick has expressed without a shadow of a doubt that he will defend the Gunt unto death.
 
Ulkesh said:
You guys are serious rainbows if you think Diddler Dax will ever snake on Ralph. Heā€™s had a dozen opportunities, including when his Internet Daddy jumped ship and went full a-hog and heā€™s now guntguarding harder than ever. Ralph either knows all of Dickā€™s skeletons in the closet or supplies him with drugs because Dick has expressed without a shadow of a doubt that he will defend the Gunt unto death.
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Ralph will find a way, he managed to alienate dingo and gator and rand ffs
 
Ulkesh said:
You guys are serious rainbows if you think Diddler Dax will ever snake on Ralph. Heā€™s had a dozen opportunities, including when his Internet Daddy jumped ship and went full a-hog and heā€™s now guntguarding harder than ever. Ralph either knows all of Dickā€™s skeletons in the closet or supplies him with drugs because Dick has expressed without a shadow of a doubt that he will defend the Gunt unto death.
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I've say this before and I will say it again.

Dax is incredibly protective of Marie, even though her dox is here too, notice how she is absent from all KinPin Tournament media (Except for a video or two where Ralph shows the whole venue Dax specifically ask her not to be featured anywhere).

Dax shat on Maddox all he could because he knew he wouldn't dox her or something like that. (Even though Mental Jess tried to fuck with her job) Dax is aware at to what lengths Ralph goes when he feels slighted. Especially now that he's got new friends with the White-trash Catholic Gay sex cult groyper crowd. So Ralph definitely would feel he could drop Dick with no consequences and he would DEFINITIVELY bash Marie hard and probably vent off whatever illegal shit Dax does with drugs. Dick is probably that guy who buys drugs wholesale from dealers and resells them among friends when they party.

So Dax most definitely would like to avoid all that from being hollered by Ralph.

But here's the think Dick, you can't help it. Ralph will do it eventually, it doesn't matter how hard you Guntguard.
 
Ulkesh said:
You guys are serious rainbows if you think Diddler Dax will ever snake on Ralph. Heā€™s had a dozen opportunities, including when his Internet Daddy jumped ship and went full a-hog and heā€™s now guntguarding harder than ever. Ralph either knows all of Dickā€™s skeletons in the closet or supplies him with drugs because Dick has expressed without a shadow of a doubt that he will defend the Gunt unto death.
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That's why it's called speculation.
We all know Ralph would be the one to initiate the bridge burn.
 
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