🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

  • Within a month!

    Votes: 153 21.2%
  • Three months.

    Votes: 224 31.0%
  • Within a year.

    Votes: 160 22.1%
  • NEVER! A-logs BTFO Eternally!11!!

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Dick is probably the best Ralph a-log. He constantly keeps Ralph guessing if he is really his friend or if he's just making fun of him. Even his gunt-sucking on twitter is so absolutely over the top that it feels like a parody. I think Ralph is his personal lolcow and he's just toying around with him like a cat playing with it's food, constantly humiliating him to the point Ralph ALMOST flips on him to just pull him back in with promises of underaged hookers and coke for another round. He is really fucking with Ralphs brain and it's kino.
Dick is gunt-sucking as a bit.

His entire "comedic persona" is that he is a contrarian, he always just says whatever he thinks would be the most popular opinion or take whatever is the "underdog" position.

Ralph is a liability on many fronts, so Dax just keeps him at arms length, and would in all honestly prefer him to just go away and stop calling him every day, but he can't he is committed to being a contrarian and so he needs to keep the charade going, and will never change until Ralph either dies or attacks him first.

He has to, he needs to keep the bit going.
 
Imagine how sad Ralph was when he found out Dax wasn’t coming. Once he knew D and busted Marie were on their flight at LAX, Ralph thought he could finally allow himself to get excited for his man crush’s arrival. “This will shut up the haydurs who say he’s just trolling me!” Lol.
 
I genuinely cannot understand this laissez-faire attitude Dax seemingly has to travel, to see his good friend, in his time of sneed.
Kind of similar to his Libertarian approach to the age of consent. It's just a ticket and a commitment, it's just a number.

It's no wonder he gets along with Nick Rekieta. Ethan Ralph would get along too, if he had an ounce of humour.
 
i've always thought that dax was an obnoxious and loathsome asshole.
now i know that he's an unabashed liar, too.

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I've seen a lot of questions and speculation about what Dick's motives are and why he would be friends with Ralph, and after being a listener of The Dick Show for years I'm confident that I understand what he's doing.

I don't know whether or not Dick really cares about Ralph, but it's fairly obvious to me why Dick acts the way he does. Dick has always said that he'll say whatever needs to be said in order to get what he wants. Whenever the topic of "never apologizing" comes up, he always states that he will apologize because it's not a matter of morals to him, it's a matter of survival, a matter of success in achieving his goals. And what he really wants from interacting with Ralph and all these other weird/insane people on the Internet is content for his show (and his own amusement). Whether it's pumping up Ralph's ego, or referring to Keffals and Chris-Chan by their preferred pronouns, or entertaining Chris the Kiwi's systemic destruction of every female relationship he's ever had, he greases up people that he thinks are interesting and eye-catching because it brings more attention to his podcast.

In the eyes of the people on this site, freedom of speech is the most important freedom there is. Freedom of speech is what allows the site to do what it does, and many people here would fight to the ends of the earth in order to protect it (and have). Well that's not how Dick sees things. From Dick's perspective, the free exchange of wealth for goods and services is the most important freedom there is, the most important form of speech there is. If you don't even have the right to pay someone, what speech do you really have? If your money is worth nothing, what are your words worth? That is what Dick will fight to the ends of the earth for, and has been fighting for with things like New Project 2 and now BackedBy. He doesn't give a shit about what people say or what he says, verbal speech is just a tool to him. It is this ideological difference that has led to the animosity between the people of this site and Dick Masterson, and it is what allows Dick to form connections with all of the autistic, degenerate, psychopaths that he's fraternized with over the years, all the way back to Maddox.
 
i've always thought that dax was an obnoxious and loathsome asshole.
now i know that he's an unabashed liar, too.

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Dax's alogging is on par with Harry's. I've never seen so many backhanded compliments and an enabling of self-destruction like what Dax does with Ralph. Thank you Juju for giving us the Gunt we need.
 
Dick sees that Ralph is dealing with a BPD thottie way out of his league, so swoops in to drink his milkshake. Poor Ol' Dick is pushing 50 now though and is immediately bigleagued by this mentally-ill starfucker:

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Imagine her disappointment when Dick opens the door to his "real studio and stuff" and she realises it's a laundry cupboard with some moving blankets taped to the wall. Welcome to L.A.!
 
Do you have a real studio?
What counts as a professional studio, a basement filled with sex toys, knick knacks, and covered in moving blanks? Here is a recent thumbnail from Instagram courtesy of Chrissie Mayr (I do not have Instagram and the url resolves to a different image). Hopefully Dick invites Ralph up at the same time and they can all hang out together. Ralph seems to have been on a decent streak with donations so a last minute flight to LA won't break his bank.
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Diddler Dax is a massive contrarian faggot. He will support Ralph as a bit to own the a-logs. However if his own income is threatened by being cut off from cozy.gov he will cut Ralph loose as quickly as Vito cooms to Cuties for nth time.
 
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