Dick is gunt-sucking as a bit.Dick is probably the best Ralph a-log. He constantly keeps Ralph guessing if he is really his friend or if he's just making fun of him. Even his gunt-sucking on twitter is so absolutely over the top that it feels like a parody. I think Ralph is his personal lolcow and he's just toying around with him like a cat playing with it's food, constantly humiliating him to the point Ralph ALMOST flips on him to just pull him back in with promises of underaged hookers and coke for another round. He is really fucking with Ralphs brain and it's kino.
His entire "comedic persona" is that he is a contrarian, he always just says whatever he thinks would be the most popular opinion or take whatever is the "underdog" position.
Ralph is a liability on many fronts, so Dax just keeps him at arms length, and would in all honestly prefer him to just go away and stop calling him every day, but he can't he is committed to being a contrarian and so he needs to keep the charade going, and will never change until Ralph either dies or attacks him first.
He has to, he needs to keep the bit going.