🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

[heathercho]

Unless he weirdly booked his flights separately planes are alerted when a late flight has made passengers for a connecting flight late. When I was flying into Dallas last month the connecting plane I was catching waited because our flight into Dallas was 30 minutes late and at another terminal. The agent was standing there at the gate waiting just for us to board, the plane full of seated passengers was happy to see us. I’ve also seen those little carts waiting at the gate to rush passengers on a late arriving flight to their waiting plane.

I’m going to guess if Dax was actually in Dallas he suddenly took his sweet time to stroll to the connecting flight terminal, probably sprained his ankle, Aw shucks. He’s really sad to have missed weekend at Ralphenzos.

To fly back to L.A and not attempt another connecting flight is pretty hilarious, if at all true.

If he even wriggled his pedophile ass off his couch, going to Dallas was the goal and "maybe" swinging by Ralph's was merely the by-product.

Dax probably stopped by a cattle ranch to get milked and lost track of time.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

To fly back to L.A and not attempt another connecting flight is pretty hilarious, if at all true.

If he even wriggled his pedophile ass off his couch, going to Dallas was the goal and "maybe" swinging by Ralph's was merely the by-product.

Dax probably stopped by a cattle ranch to get milked and lost track of time.

If you check flight aware, there is only 1 flight a day for American Airlines that goes from Dallas to Cancun. So he would be stuck in Dallas for a day at least regardless.

 

[Telemeter]

I think it's a work because Ralph is a homosexual and he thinks gayfabe owns the alogs somehow and Dick is just humoring him like the retarded pet Ralph is.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Unless he weirdly booked his flights separately planes are alerted when a late flight has made passengers for a connecting flight late. When I was flying into Dallas last month the connecting plane I was catching waited because our flight into Dallas was 30 minutes late and at another terminal. The agent was standing there at the gate waiting just for us to board, the plane full of seated passengers was happy to see us. I’ve also seen those little carts waiting at the gate to rush passengers on a late arriving flight to their waiting plane.

I’m going to guess if Dax was actually in Dallas he suddenly took his sweet time to stroll to the connecting flight terminal, probably sprained his ankle, Aw shucks. He’s really sad to have missed weekend at Ralphenzos.

It depends. I was flying first class once, plane was late, connecting flight left without us and then when they rebooked us, they put us in coach. Fuck United.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Dick always seems genuinely afraid to take shots at Ralph. My standing theory is that he trusted Ralph enough to display his more unsavory habits when they met IRL and he's worried that upsetting the gunt would result in all of it being aired to the public.

Ralph claimed, just before the tranny fight, that they had a $10k deal. Ralph absolutely has information on Dax.

 

[WutangLee]

It depends. I was flying first class once, plane was late, connecting flight left without us and then when they rebooked us, they put us in coach. Fuck United.

Holy shit, that's insane. LMAO. Did you get the difference at least? I usually don't care about coach, but that extra leg room on anything over 2 hours is a life saver.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph will never make Dax forward him the itinerary email for the flight he supposedly missed because he's afraid the last person in the world who pretends to be his friend just snaked him, again.

I don't think Dax pretends pretends to be Ralph's friend. It's more like Ralph constantly talks about Dax as his special friend, and Dax simply doesn't come out and say anything. Dax's contrarian takes on Ralph issues are just his usual ice cold takes and I don't take them as nothing more since I never see Dax indicate that there's more to it.

So it appears Dick did his research on this one. American Airlines 2112 arrived at Dallas-Forth Worth at 12:31pm CST, 33 minutes late. The connecting flight to Merida American Airlines 2929 left DFW at 12:35 CST, 4 minutes early. So either Dax was checking flight data to come up with an excuse for snaking Gunt or he was not lying or snaking for once and he actually got fucked by the airline. Hilarious.

I don't think Dax is autistic enough for this tbh

Gayfabe, a missing connection is not a huge deal, they will just catch the next flight, and Ralph spend the entire next day saying its a W. Epiclly own the Fanfic Farms!

Ralph claims Dax flew back to Los Angeles after missing the flight. Ralph says he was considering flying to Los Angeles to spend the weekend and calls Dax and Marie two of his "true friends"

LMFAO Ralph inviting himself to LA again. RALPH, if they really honestly wanted to hang out with you they wouldn't fly back to LA. Also it should have been mini "vacation" for them, not for you.

To fly back to L.A and not attempt another connecting flight is pretty hilarious, if at all true.
If he even wriggled his pedophile ass off his couch, going to Dallas was the goal and "maybe" swinging by Ralph's was merely the by-product.
Dax probably stopped by a cattle ranch to get milked and lost track of time.

If he really wanted to fly to Merida he'd entertain himself for however long til next flight. He chose to fly back to LA.

If you check flight aware, there is only 1 flight a day for American Airlines that goes from Dallas to Cancun. So he would be stuck in Dallas for a day at least regardless.

Yeah this can happen. My family member's plane flew in late from NY to Budapest years ago and connecting flight took off without him and some more passengers. He had to wait entire day for next flight. Airline provided them with accommodation and every ass kissing convenience they could to make it easier on themselves.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I don't think Dax pretends pretends to be Ralph's friend. It's more like Ralph constantly talks about Dax as his special friend, and Dax simply doesn't come out and say anything. Dax's contrarian takes on Ralph issues are just his usual ice cold takes and I don't take them as nothing more since I never see Dax indicate that there's more to it.

I don't think Dax is autistic enough for this tbh



LMFAO Ralph inviting himself to LA again. RALPH, if they really honestly wanted to hang out with you they wouldn't fly back to LA. Also it should have been mini "vacation" for them, not for you.

If he really wanted to fly to Merida he'd entertain himself for however long til next flight. He chose to fly back to LA.

Yeah this can happen. My family member's plane flew in late from NY to Budapest years ago and connecting flight took off without him and some more passengers. He had to wait entire day for next flight. Airline provided them with accommodation and every ass kissing convenience they could to make it easier on themselves.

I agree, I think this was a genuine issue. However, you'd think he'd wait... Unless they were planning to only fly there for a couple of days. Then it may not have been worth going after the wait.

 

[AltisticRight]

So Dax missed a flight?
I guess his plane ticket got accidentally flushed down the toilet. I wonder what the other excuses are, he's running out and ice is thin.

 

[AIM Henchman]

Unless they were planning to only fly there for a couple of days. Then it may not have been worth going after the wait.

That doesn't make sense. If you've planned a three day international trip and an "incident" happens that impacts your flight plans, you just go the next day and make it a two day international trip. That's the only logical remedy. All this "not worth going" nonsense seems pretty suspect to me.

 

[break these cuffs]

That doesn't make sense. If you've planned a three day international trip and an "incident" happens that impacts your flight plans, you just go the next day and make it a two day international trip. That's the only logical remedy. All this "not worth going" nonsense seems pretty suspect to me.

Nah, the same kinda thing happened to me the last time I was flying to another country to visit my best friend. My connecting flight was an hour late, so I just took the next available back home. A three hour layover instead of two hours? No thank you.

I was wondering why Dax wasn't making a big deal out of his trip being ruined. He just kept tweeting like normal besides the delay tweet and then the response I posted. Nothing about being stuck in an airport or the incompetence of the airline industry.I know I'd be a bit more pissed if the airline fucked me over. I have been more pissed when they fucked me over. The idea of Dax getting up to catch an early morning flight from a large metropolitan airport was pretty unbelievable to start. Did he pop a couple of uppers at like 4am to keep going or did Marie push him around in a wheelchair all morning ?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Nah, the same kinda thing happened to me the last time I was flying to another country to visit my best friend. My connecting flight was an hour late, so I just took the next available back home. A three hour layover instead of two hours? No thank you.

I was wondering why Dax wasn't making a big deal out of his trip being ruined. He just kept tweeting like normal besides the delay tweet and then the response I posted. Nothing about being stuck in an airport or the incompetence of the airline industry.I know I'd be a bit more pissed if the airline fucked me over. I have been more pissed when they fucked me over. The idea of Dax getting up to catch an early morning flight from a large metropolitan airport was pretty unbelievable to start. Did he pop a couple of uppers at like 4am to keep going or did Marie push him around in a wheelchair all morning ?

Wasn't it a full days layover?

If he's set to visit Ralph for 3 days, that gets cut down to two and fuck knows about checking in etc. He may have just said, nah not worth it full refund please - if that was an option.

 

[Truly Rural]

Nah, the same kinda thing happened to me the last time I was flying to another country to visit my best friend. My connecting flight was an hour late, so I just took the next available back home. A three hour layover instead of two hours? No thank you.

You sir are worse friend to your best friend than Dax is to Gunt

 

[break these cuffs]

Wasn't it a full days layover?

If he's set to visit Ralph for 3 days, that gets cut down to two and fuck knows about checking in etc. He may have just said, nah not worth it full refund please - if that was an option.

Dax's would have been a full day layover. I was empathizing with a story about when I tried visiting my best friend. It was going to be special because he was a bit upset after after he felt I tried to ruin a big day of his. Sure, Dax might have gotten his tickets refunded, but what about the hotel? You can't tell me he was planning on staying at Casa del Gunt. His story was already a bit of a tall tale. That would take things into entirely unbelievable territory.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph claimed, just before the tranny fight, that they had a $10k deal. Ralph absolutely has information on Dax.

Then this is another case of Ralph not understanding what friendship is with Dax and Ralph just being business partners with Dax keeping things professional. Keep in mind Ralph has no friends and forms parasocial bonds with everyone he meets. If you’re nice to Ralph out of simple pleasantries and social norms he’s so pigbrained that you’re now friends. Hell he’s so delusional that he thinks he influences world events with his twitter AND that Metokur caused the lockdowns.

I bet if Ralph was taller and more fit instead of being in a quad titted non-Elucidean geometric shape as a midget he’d have carved up Dax and worn his skin.

 

[JustStopDude]

So is Dick such a pussy, he just can't say no to anyone he has a working relationship with?

Did Maddox also dominate him like this as well?

 

[break these cuffs]

So is Dick such a pussy, he just can't say no to anyone he has a working relationship with?

Did Maddox also dominate him like this as well?

Dax did take Maddox's sloppy seconds and call it a win.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Dick is probably the best Ralph a-log. He constantly keeps Ralph guessing if he is really his friend or if he's just making fun of him. Even his gunt-sucking on twitter is so absolutely over the top that it feels like a parody. I think Ralph is his personal lolcow and he's just toying around with him like a cat playing with it's food, constantly humiliating him to the point Ralph ALMOST flips on him to just pull him back in with promises of underaged hookers and coke for another round. He is really fucking with Ralphs brain and it's kino.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think it's a work because Ralph is a homosexual and he thinks gayfabe owns the alogs somehow and Dick is just humoring him like the retarded pet Ralph is.

Nah Dick looks down on ralph as a pet tard to use and abuse, much like any of his other daddies

Dick is probably the best Ralph a-log. He constantly keeps Ralph guessing if he is really his friend or if he's just making fun of him. Even his gunt-sucking on twitter is so absolutely over the top that it feels like a parody. I think Ralph is his personal lolcow and he's just toying around with him like a cat playing with it's food, constantly humiliating him to the point Ralph ALMOST flips on him to just pull him back in with promises of underaged hookers and coke for another round. He is really fucking with Ralphs brain and it's kino.

You what's funny is its the same dynamic Ethan has with Ali jamal

 

[heathercho]

Nah, the same kinda thing happened to me the last time I was flying to another country to visit my best friend. My connecting flight was an hour late, so I just took the next available back home. A three hour layover instead of two hours? No thank you.

I was wondering why Dax wasn't making a big deal out of his trip being ruined. He just kept tweeting like normal besides the delay tweet and then the response I posted. Nothing about being stuck in an airport or the incompetence of the airline industry.I know I'd be a bit more pissed if the airline fucked me over. I have been more pissed when they fucked me over. The idea of Dax getting up to catch an early morning flight from a large metropolitan airport was pretty unbelievable to start. Did he pop a couple of uppers at like 4am to keep going or did Marie push him around in a wheelchair all morning ?

I genuinely cannot understand this laissez-faire attitude Dax seemingly has to travel, to see his good friend, in his time of sneed.

Maybe Americans are so used to being able to fly wherever the fuck they feel like for church change, but if I were to miss a connecting flight from this Abo hellscape where I am, to my destination, I would be stressed and rather furious with the carrier about it.
I'd be out a sizable amount of cash and delayed in a shithole city, with still the prospect of a long flight ahead to my destination.
I don't know if I'd be all casual like Dax and his Jerry Seinfeld esque "Hey, AA, what's the deal with aeroplanes" twitter quip.

Unless I was... I don't know, completely foxing about going to see my very good, checkmarkless friend.....