💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 993 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,372
Useful_Mistake said:
Why does this nigger keep trying to make everything worse for everybody?
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"Watching ads suck"
Fucking ESL sentence right there. It must have been jeets all the way down the line making this, any editor would have caught that.

Pretty sure this won't be legal as the celebrity being made to advertise something has to be paid for endorsements. Even when Tony Stark drinks pepsi or whatever in your favorite mahvel moobies Robert Downey Junior had to get paid for that. If this were to get integrated the first thing someone smart would do is game it to get actors to advertise horrible things they would never touch, imagine watching one of those pro palestine streamers on twitch and all of a sudden the AI kicks in and they take out a nice bowl of Isreal-made Sabra hummus and start eating it with their hands.
 
Rogue AI said:
I need to see how this plays out with old black and white movies and silent films. Is Charlie Chaplain going to suddenly whip out a 4k hd colored coke while he's doing slap stick?
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Imagine period pieces. The slow shot of rolling on a Trojan condom during Bridgerton or Princess Diana dies in a Cybertruck on The Crown.
WASR96 said:
I once had an asshole ignore my "No Soliciting" and "No Tresspassing" signs.
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You sound nice.
Trombonista said:
I hope the EU bans this form of advertising.
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they should cut to the chase and ban Elon and his dick riders.
Lasagna4Dead said:
so we wont have this for another 10-15 years got it thanks
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If Elon’s involved, we’ll get a half assed version in 1 year that buffers and crashes, and every promise to sort that out will be “6-10 months down the road” for 30 years.
 
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Outstanding cybersecurity, Elon. Really doing a bang-up job.

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Palantir co-founder wants to bring back public hangings. Yeah, part of some “masculine leadership” initiative. (How many "co"-founders does Palantir even have? This is getting absurd.)



Obviously South Africa is punching way above its weight, population-wise, now that they more or less control the US Army, but some of these dudes were normal rich kids who met Peter Thiel and lost their minds. Many such cases.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Why does this nigger keep trying to make everything worse for everybody?
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me when i watch chinese liveleak factory gore footage and one of the mangled corpses rises up like a zombie mid-video and advertises DUBAI CHOCOLATE FLAVORED PEPSI ZERO in broken chinglish before limping back to being a mangled corpse
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Why does this nigger keep trying to make everything worse for everybody?
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Don't forget that Musk has a chip that can be hardwired to your brain. Remember how in Transmetropolitan there were flashes on TV which transmitted ads into your dreams? Imagine if you aren't able to wake up during those, because you aren't asleep.

"What's in the box?! What's in the fucking box?!"

UPS - We care!
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I'mma real anime gurl said:
Elon Musk should be deported to Africa without anything on his back every single time he behaves like a nigger.
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He should be deported to Mars via a catapult

Caligura said:
me when i watch chinese liveleak factory gore footage and one of the mangled corpses rises up like a zombie mid-video and advertises DUBAI CHOCOLATE FLAVORED PEPSI ZERO in broken chinglish before limping back to being a mangled corpse
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No longer a steel factory spewing molten metal at them and scalding them.
Instead its a refreshing 5 gum ad.
 
Google.com said:
It's double funny because Mercedes and Ford both have some form of autonomous driving available Fords specifically being rather close to autopilot.
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the kid who first jailbroke the iphone has been releasing open source self driving software for over a decade now. And its better than Tesla's autopilot.
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
(outside of knocking up women, getting fucked up on Special K, gooning to AI women, and sucking his own dick online)
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Musk really is from Africa, surprised he hasn't come out with a wardrobe collection or rap album
CAPTAIN HAPPY said:
How long until Musk completely crashes out? As in, Complete Final Irreversible crashout?
A year? Two years? Next week?
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4 years sounds about right. he's trying to shift tesla onto AI robots and thats going to fail. his cybertruck is a total flop, every other car marker just did a tradiational truck or SUV and is kicking ass. EVs are going to quickly die out as the data center race shoots electricity prices through the roof anyways. his entire empire is crumbling besides SpaceX and while that is awesome, the competition will hit in about 3 years while Musk is still trying to figure out Starship other companies will have caught up and surpassed him.
TV's Adam West said:
Imagine watching they live, Roddy walks into the bank.


“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…
…and thanks to Extra® Polar Ice, I am NEVER all outta bubblegum.”
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you're not thinking indian enough, Roddy would advertise an iphone and do a dance after the line.
MetokurGroomedMe said:
word of mouth, just like it always was. anyone caught putting up a billboard with a logo gets executed with no questions asked.
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how? i personally love Guillotines, did you know the family has their own website where you can buy them straight from the inventors family themselves? they're great quality at an affordable price.
 
This cyberpunk setting sucks ass. Can't we just skip to the part with cool gadgets instead of putting ads all over my house. And with less pajeets doing the code please?
Nigger Cobson said:
This is like that scene from Wayne's World except with none of the ironic charm and 100 times worse.
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Except that scene in Wayne's World was not supposed to be taken seriously, unfortunately Ai code bros and multi-billionaires can't seem to understand irony.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Why does this nigger keep trying to make everything worse for everybody?
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So wait, it's supposed to weave in ads for products that didn't even fucking exist when the show was created?
ELON, YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX

Yeah, tuning into an episode of Friends and seeing shitty overpriced headphones on Joey's head, that won't take you out of the show at all.
 
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