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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 993 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,372
everyone has aids said:
groks busy:
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yeah, it's a massive problem here, no doubts about it

cuz every american jew that is a sex offender can escape here and the buraeocracy will buy him a few years befote he even goes to court

and if said SO sucks the right politician's dick, he could get away with it indefinitely cuz all our politicians are corrupt scoundrels, even by politician standards

oh, and the courts are also corrupt, but theyre busy fighting the government in a pointless power-struggle cuz the governemnt tries to reduce the supreme court's power over them, but the supreme court wants to keep its edge over the government

so the courts don't even bother kicking out foreign sex offenders right now



P.S. i think that if u convert to judaism, commit a crime, and then move here, u can escape the law

the downside is that you'll have to convert to judaism
 
Mister Fister said:
That burger probally isn't beef.
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Indians don't eat beef.
Queesechake said:
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Well, first of all, disgusting and unnatural. Nuke China. Second of all, I find it funny how Charls - a man who presents himself as a "based Christian" is posting in loose support of horrifying and unnatural creations.
AnOminous said:
Chinks routinely claim absolute bullshit.
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Chinks have never invented anything. Ever. They can only copy and steal. No, le four great inventions don't count.
Queesechake said:
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Side note but I really despise the "noticer" lingo.
OHHH I'm NOOOOOOOTICING!!!!!!
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Everyone who says that is a retarded niggerfaggot who possesses 90 IQ at most, subhuman apes who follow the crowd. I remember when antisemetism was niche, but now it's open to masses of retarded normieniggers.
 
Eternal Spirit of Darknes said:
Well, first of all, disgusting and unnatural. Nuke China. Second of all, I find it funny how Charls - a man who presents himself as a "based Christian" is posting in loose support of horrifying and unnatural creations.
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If you knew anything about Charls you'd know he hates the idea of this more than you or anyone on earth. He's literally been warning of it for a decade.
 
Queesechake said:
If you knew anything about Charls you'd know he hates the idea of this more than you or anyone on earth. He's literally been warning of it for a decade.
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Well, I don't know anything about him besides watching a few stream clips, so I'm probably wrong. His tweet just sounds like something bitter incels say online, part of the "robot wife" idea.
 
donksmanSupreme42 said:
yeah, they make it as difficult and time consuming as possible, if ur going this path, ur going all-in
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For intellectual honesty, that depends on the synagogue and denomination of Judaism. Reform and Reconstructionist are very easy to convert to, relatively speaking. Conservative and Orthodox are much less so, though a conversion would grant you entrance to Israel as a citizen.
 
Jewish Cartman said:
For intellectual honesty, that depends on the synagogue and denomination of Judaism. Reform and Reconstructionist are very easy to convert to, relatively speaking. Conservative and Orthodox are much less so, though a conversion would grant you entrance to Israel as a citizen.
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my man, unless ur going orthodox, the rabbinate won't count it most of the time
 
donksmanSupreme42 said:
my man, unless ur going orthodox, the rabbinate won't count it most of the time
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Orthodox conversions are the only ones that produce a Jew under Jewish law. The movements that do not hold by Torah law produce LARPers. (And many of those LARPers go on to realize they’re not doing the real deal and then decide to go for an Orthodox conversion so they can.) That said, while non-Orthodox conversions aren’t acceptable to the rabbinate for sacraments like marriage, they often are for the sake of aliyah (moving to Israel). The politics of the rabbinate’s dynamic with the government is a massive clusterfuck of controversies that they’d need a whole subforum for discussion.

donksmanSupreme42 said:
yeah, they make it as difficult and time consuming as possible, if ur going this path, ur going all-in
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People bitch about how difficult it is to convert Orthodox, but it would be a huge sin to allow someone to convert before they understand the commandments they would have to keep as a Jew. One of the reasons Orthodox conversions take so long is because the rabbinical court wants the person to experience an entire calendar year of Jewish holidays and lifecycle events as a part of their chosen community. I know many converts and each one has said that they only had a slight idea what they were getting themselves into before they went through that year, even if they thought they were fully informed when they started.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Orthodox conversions are the only ones that produce a Jew under Jewish law. The movements that do not hold by Torah law produce LARPers. (And many of those LARPers go on to realize they’re not doing the real deal and then decide to go for an Orthodox conversion so they can.) That said, while non-Orthodox conversions aren’t acceptable to the rabbinate for sacraments like marriage, they often are for the sake of aliyah (moving to Israel). The politics of the rabbinate’s dynamic with the government is a massive clusterfuck of controversies that they’d need a whole subforum for discussion.


People bitch about how difficult it is to convert Orthodox, but it would be a huge sin to allow someone to convert before they understand the commandments they would have to keep as a Jew. One of the reasons Orthodox conversions take so long is because the rabbinical court wants the person to experience an entire calendar year of Jewish holidays and lifecycle events as a part of their chosen community. I know many converts and each one has said that they only had a slight idea what they were getting themselves into before they went through that year, even if they thought they were fully informed when they started.
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you nailed it man
 
The twist with orthodox conversions is that there are cases where the beit din will rescind the conversion. So it’s not like you can just eat a bunch of bacon and skip services after converting.

But there are cases of non-orthodox jews getting Israeli citizenship but you will need a lot of shekels to pay for lawyers as well as enough of your fellow persons of jewishness to vouch for you. Either way, it isn’t easy to get over there.

Elol or any sex offender’s best bet is to just flee to various countries where anything can be bought, like Belize, rather than Israel.
 
The Hardest R said:
So it’s not like you can just eat a bunch of bacon and skip services after converting.
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Attending services is really only a thing for men, and even then it’s an ideal rather than mandatory. Nobody is following converts around to monitor what they eat or even whether they go to minyan.

For converts who want to make aliyah to Israel, there is a requirement to wait a year after your conversion — at which point you have to provide testimonials from your rabbi and other community leaders that attest to you remaining an active member of the community who performs mitzvot.

Unfortunately lots of sincere converts later go astray and fall back into old habits. The number of conversions rescinded is infinitesimal. Converts can pretty much do whatever they want without it affecting their conversion status.
 
AnOminous said:
It's not exactly easy. It's not like trooning out where you just declare yourself a woman. It takes sometimes years.
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trooning out used to be sort of like jewish conversion. you needed letters from a rabbi therapist and you had to dress, present, and live as a woman for a year to prove your commitment and ability to adapt to life as a "jew" "woman"

even 10 years ago a woman yeeting her teets in texas needed a letter from a shrink. a man with gynocomastia who found his breasts uncomfortable or unwanted only needed a credit card.

these days , anyone can just casually walk into Vaginas R' Us and have one bolted on. honestly surprised we dont have franchises like "Jiffy Vag" in certain states.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Attending services is really only a thing for men, and even then it’s an ideal rather than mandatory. Nobody is following converts around to monitor what they eat or even whether they go to minyan.

For converts who want to make aliyah to Israel, there is a requirement to wait a year after your conversion — at which point you have to provide testimonials from your rabbi and other community leaders that attest to you remaining an active member of the community who performs mitzvot.

Unfortunately lots of sincere converts later go astray and fall back into old habits. The number of conversions rescinded is infinitesimal. Converts can pretty much do whatever they want without it affecting their conversion status.
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Seems like a lot of work
 
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