💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Standardized Profile]

With the way he talks about his teslas getting bombed you would think there’s an actual civil uprising going on. Blowing up empty cars, believe it or not, isn’t terrorism if nobody is getting physically hurt.

Assuming the intent of the arsonsists is one of those listed in (5)(B), this meets the statutory definition of domestic terrorism. But if their intent was "these cars are ugly and I'm trying to beautify the city," it would not be terrorism. I already posted an example of environmental terrorists being convicted for (among other things) setting fire to a car dealership.

(5)the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that—
(A)
involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
(B)appear to be intended—
(i)
to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
(ii)
to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or
(iii)
to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and
(C)
occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States;

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Musk admits a million people on Mars in 20 years was wildly optimistic. A more realistic timeframe is 30 years:



Math genius and Constitutional scholar, Musk is a true renaissance man:

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Math genius and Constitutional scholar, Musk is a true renaissance man:

Nothing says loving the constitution and America by wanting Trump to be able to do what he wants and become king.

Musk admits a million people on Mars in 20 years was wildly optimistic. A more realistic timeframe is 30 years:

Even that is wildly delusional. Getting a habitat set up on Mars so that the colonists have somewhere to live would probably take 30 years by itself. Getting a million people there would take centuries and cost quadrillions

 

[NoBueno]

> Tesla has surplus of shit cars and not enough tards to buy them
> Oh no tesla inventory is going up in flames!
Who haha that's crazy. Looks like Tesla is gonna get some money for cars they didn't even sell while their shitco is struggling.

In all seriousness if Tesla pays stock promoters I don't think its a giant leap for Tesla to welcome or even promote some of this.

I agree, stock price has been dropping, carparks full of unsold teslas. Now some "antifa" group conveniently torched the unsold inventory. oh no!

 

[I'm Deid]

Assuming the intent of the arsonsists is one of those listed in (5)(B), this meets the statutory definition of domestic terrorism. But if their intent was "these cars are ugly and I'm trying to beautify the city," it would not be terrorism. I already posted an example of environmental terrorists being convicted for (among other things) setting fire to a car dealership.

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Musk admits a million people on Mars in 20 years was wildly optimistic. A more realistic timeframe is 30 years:

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Math genius and Constitutional scholar, Musk is a true renaissance man:

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being upset over the tesla vandalism (ik you arent), is the biggest sign that someone is a gov cuck

 

[Drip Torch]

Elon is a leftist.

Only when being a leftist was useful to him. He is more opportunistic than anything, except being a retard.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Assuming the intent of the arsonsists is one of those listed in (5)(B), this meets the statutory definition of domestic terrorism. But if their intent was "these cars are ugly and I'm trying to beautify the city," it would not be terrorism. I already posted an example of environmental terrorists being convicted for (among other things) setting fire to a car dealership.

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Musk admits a million people on Mars in 20 years was wildly optimistic. A more realistic timeframe is 30 years:

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Math genius and Constitutional scholar, Musk is a true renaissance man:

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Musk also wants to be the one selling them water oxygen and food I'm sure. Don't trust the fucker when he says he wants to set up Martian colonies; if he could do that he'd be setting up Antarctic ones or a testbed in Svalbard.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing about Elon is we need to wait and see if the bank is going to fuck him over if his stock is tanking any further.

 

[Qui-Gon's Gin]

Musk admits a million people on Mars in 20 years was wildly optimistic. A more realistic timeframe is 30 years:

For perspective, it took the Thirteen Colonies about 140 years to reach that number.

 

[4outa5]

Trolling is fun, but I am honestly getting some reddit vibes here.

 

[harmacist]

being upset over the tesla vandalism (ik you arent), is the biggest sign that someone is a gov cuck

its upsetting because its just another self serving performative gesture that wont actually accomplish anything meaningful

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trolling is fun, but I am honestly getting some reddit vibes here.

Since you love Elon because Orange Man told you ELON GUD you should go back over to GreatAwakening.win to be with your fellow QAnoners where you can fawn over both Trump and Elon and you won't get triggered by people saying mean things about your two daddies

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Since you love Elon because Orange Man told you ELON GUD you should go back over to GreatAwakening.win to be with your fellow QAnoners where you can fawn over both Trump and Elon and you won't get triggered by people saying mean things about your two daddies

You really need some new material. Even the real Hulkster switched things up a couple times in his career.

 

[harmacist]

You really need some new material. Even the real Hulkster switched things up a couple times in his career.

we need NWO hulk here to call kamala a nigger

 

[DickMain]

Having been blinded by one this evening and seeing them become trendier on dumbass Dodge's I just wanted to pop in to seek parity with the other side of the fence on one particular issue: those Tesla light-bar headlights are fucking retarded and I want the engineers behind them tried in court.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Muh Free speech thanks AI very cool

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To add onto this guys point if theoretically the opposition party wants to go after Musk and has the means to do so, Musk is going to have to flee to Europe or South Africa given how he is gleefully insulting the other North American countries like saying "Canada isn't a real country" so they won't want his ass.

Of course this assumes that Elon doesn't overdose on ketamine or the opposition party does anything meaningful to him when they get back in power.

 

[neger psykolog]

God can this faggot stop posting such cringe as fuck shit for 30 fucking seconds.

 

[JaneThough]

To add onto this guys point if theoretically the opposition party wants to go after Musk and has the means to do so, Musk is going to have to flee to Europe or South Africa given how he is gleefully insulting the other North American countries like saying "Canada isn't a real country" so they won't want his ass.

Of course this assumes that Elon doesn't overdose on ketamine or the opposition party does anything meaningful to him when they get back in power.

Oh Europe doesn’t want him either, unless you mean Russia.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You really need some new material. Even the real Hulkster switched things up a couple times in his career.

If Alaskan behavior hasn't changed, then why should my behavior change?

 

[JaneThough]

If Alaskan behavior hasn't changed, then why should my behavior change?

Gotta agree with the Hulkster here. It may be repetitive, but it works every single time. It being repetitive makes how effective it is all the more hilarious, because people still get mad at it.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Much to Reddit's dismay, the astronauts are back on earth no explosions and no deaths. Apparently, SpaceX was almost finished after three failed missions, it was close.