💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 991 72.3%
  • Total voters
    1,370
I don't exactly know what makes one a cow, but anyone who says "Pronouns suck", then proceeds to dump a bunch of alphabet as his kids name, is lulzy imo.
And yes, Soros isn't a cow, he's a pig.
 
I don't really think Elon is much of a lolcow, some of his "super fans" sure are but not him exactly. He does cringy shit sure and he has made stupid things too but overall I would rather a retard like Elon than literal evil like Klaus Schwab, George Soros and the likes as the richest on the planet.

That said keeping a thread on Musk might be useful if just because he is such a powerful, rich and influential person. You cannot count on the media to acuretly report on the guy without some sort of really painful slant either pro or against him depending on what the current opinions are. Hell might be useful to have threads on all sorts of "not really cows but very powerful" people like say Biden, Sunak, Murdoch, Gates, Putin, Zelensky and such. Somewhere where people can actually look and see what the rulers and power brokers of the world do and are like. I trust the autists on Kiwifarms to keep me informed on facts far more than I would some j*urnalist.
 
One time, the YouTube algorithm/machine-god decided to suggest me some videos by some hippy woman living in a forest claiming she was Elon's childhood caretaker, it wasn't even anything that outrageous, that he was born into an elite cult like environment and his parents did not directly raise him, pretty believable, but she made a really big deal about how apparently he showed signs of being extremely psychopathic from a young age. She also said she called him "Hillel" or some shit, here I found her. This is "Shalom Girl" lol
 
According to The Verge, Elon may be showing signs of dopamine addiction:
On Tuesday, Musk gathered a group of engineers and advisors into a room at Twitter’s headquarters looking for answers. Why are his engagement numbers tanking?
“This is ridiculous,” he said, according to multiple sources with direct knowledge of the meeting. “I have more than 100 million followers, and I’m only getting tens of thousands of impressions.”
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The Elon Dopamine Addiction story is still going:
Within a day, the consequences of that meeting would reverberate around the world, as Twitter users opened the app to find that Musk’s posts overwhelmed their ranked timeline. This was no accident, Platformer can confirm: after Musk threatened to fire his remaining engineers, they built a system designed to ensure that Musk — and Musk alone — benefits from previously unheard-of promotion of his tweets to the entire user base.

In recent weeks, Musk has been obsessed with the amount of engagement his posts are receiving. Last week, Platformer broke the news that he fired one of two remaining principal engineers at the company after the engineer told him that views on his tweets are declining in part because interest in Musk has declined in general.

His deputies told the rest of the engineering team this weekend that if the engagement issue wasn’t “fixed,” they would all lose their jobs as well.

Late Sunday night, Musk addressed his team in-person. Roughly 80 people were pulled in to work on the project, which had quickly become priority number one at the company. Employees worked through the night investigating various hypotheses about why Musk’s tweets weren’t reaching as many people as he thought they should and testing out possible solutions.
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:story: at this paragraph:
One possibility, engineers said, was that Musk’s reach might have been reduced because he’d been blocked and muted by so many people in recent months. Even before the events of this weekend, Musk’s long stint as Twitter’s main character, both in the run-up to and aftermath of his $44 billion takeover of the company, had led huge numbers of people to filter him out of their feeds.
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Our latest stable genius:

So the tl:dr, an employee tweets at Elon after getting no response from HR if he’s still employed so Elon, being the genius businessman he is, goes on to mock this guy over his disability, air stuff that seems to be questionable, and publicly fires him. Then, legal obviously got to him to let him know that OOPS the guy you fired has a contract upwards of $100mil that you are required to pay out if he’s let go. Now Elon comes back, tail between his legs, to try to win him back.

This is what a true genius looks like, to morons.
 
JaneThough said:
Our latest stable genius:

So the tl:dr, an employee tweets at Elon after getting no response from HR if he’s still employed so Elon, being the genius businessman he is, goes on to mock this guy over his disability, air stuff that seems to be questionable, and publicly fires him. Then, legal obviously got to him to let him know that OOPS the guy you fired has a contract upwards of $100mil that you are required to pay out if he’s let go. Now Elon comes back, tail between his legs, to try to win him back.

This is what a true genius looks like, to morons.
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It makes him kind of a moron but if he were a super-moron he wouldn't have backed down.
 
General Emílio Médici said:
I don't really think Elon is much of a lolcow, some of his "super fans" sure are but not him exactly. He does cringy shit sure and he has made stupid things too but overall I would rather a retard like Elon than literal evil like Klaus Schwab, George Soros and the likes as the richest on the planet.

That said keeping a thread on Musk might be useful if just because he is such a powerful, rich and influential person. You cannot count on the media to acuretly report on the guy without some sort of really painful slant either pro or against him depending on what the current opinions are. Hell might be useful to have threads on all sorts of "not really cows but very powerful" people like say Biden, Sunak, Murdoch, Gates, Putin, Zelensky and such. Somewhere where people can actually look and see what the rulers and power brokers of the world do and are like. I trust the autists on Kiwifarms to keep me informed on facts far more than I would some j*urnalist.
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Because he's such a public and influential figure. It's more the people around him, than the Man himself. Especially the girlfriends.

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870EVO said:
Because he's such a public and influential figure. It's more the people around him, than the Man himself. Especially the girlfriends.

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I mean, if you keep picking crazy maybe you are the problem. The man just caused a $100mil problem on Twitter because he’d rather be an edge lord than check with HR and his lawyers about the status of an employee so I don’t give him much credit. If my daddy had emerald mines, I could have bought PayPal and Tesla too.
 
JaneThough said:
I mean, if you keep picking crazy maybe you are the problem. The man just caused a $100mil problem on Twitter because he’d rather be an edge lord than check with HR and his lawyers about the status of an employee so I don’t give him much credit. If my daddy had emerald mines, I could have bought PayPal and Tesla too.
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Despite his notariety, and his fame. These are the two cringiest things I saw of him personally

Basing the Cybertruck on a Blade Runner concept design, and making it bulletproof and water capable for some reason.

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Despite the fact there are already flying Vehicles starting to be made. Making the entire car all travel capable idea entirely defunct and a financial black hole. The entire thing is just a hype machine.

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Secondly, his My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute, incest anime avatars. When he was with Grimes.

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870EVO said:
Basing the Cybertruck on a Blade Runner concept design, and making it bulletproof and water capable for some reason.
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Claiming that it's bulletproof and water capable. It takes more than car door seals to keep water out when there's any pressure behind it. It's reminiscent of the Model S 'biological warfare defence mode' or whatever it's called, which is just a HEPA filter for the cabin air. If the Cybertruck even has the buoyancy to stay afloat it wouldn't ride anywhere near as high in the water as the artist's impression.

The design could be a knock-off of most dystopian scifi cars of the 80s and early 90s, see Total Recall:
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870EVO said:
Despite the fact there are already flying Vehicles starting to be made. Making the entire car all travel capable idea entirely defunct and a financial black hole.
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Flying cars have been a pipe dream since the 50s and some have even flown but mass adoption of them is a regulatory and safety nightmare. Energy efficiency is an even greater barrier. Ironically, self-driving tech (but for flight) is what's most needed to make mass adoption feasible.
 
Dambusters' Dog II said:
Elon Musk was born in 1971, and The Spy Who Loved Me came out in 1977:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yeBqf6bYZak In fact Elon may have seen it a little later, as I think films took a little longer to reach apartheid South Africa.
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Of course :story: I should've guessed there'd be a film reference after all the film references that were embedded into the Model S branding.
 
JaneThough said:
I mean, if you keep picking crazy maybe you are the problem. The man just caused a $100mil problem on Twitter because he’d rather be an edge lord than check with HR and his lawyers about the status of an employee so I don’t give him much credit. If my daddy had emerald mines, I could have bought PayPal and Tesla too.
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I get why after firing a thousand worthless retards you'd assume the thousand and first isn't any different, but he claimed he did ask and got bad info.

Still a major fuck-up though for a guy who talks about minimising 'attack vectors' to not cover his ass better. Anything that comes across his desk or any bait tweet from somebody with even a remotely direct connection to him could be a set-up. Doesn't mean they are, but he ought to check before telling a landmine that it's a faggot.
 
Involuntary Celebrity said:
I get why after firing a thousand worthless retards you'd assume the thousand and first isn't any different, but he claimed he did ask and got bad info.

Still a major fuck-up though for a guy who talks about minimising 'attack vectors' to not cover his ass better. Anything that comes across his desk or any bait tweet from somebody with even a remotely direct connection to him could be a set-up. Doesn't mean they are, but he ought to check before telling a landmine that it's a faggot.
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He said he got bad info. Doesn’t mean he got any info period. Within minutes of Halli asking if he has legal permission to discuss certain things, Elon was like “yep sure”. I don’t see where he had the time to consult anyone let alone lawyers.

Also, when you’re the guy at the top in charge of everything and everyone, the buck stops with you. He’s employing a tactic we’ve all seen our shitty bosses employ before when they fucked up but don’t have the maturity to admit they fucked up.
 
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