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Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
People are starting to talk about a rumor that Page is going to play the ghost of Achilles. New trailer is out and it looks shit so I hope this is true. If the movie is going to suck it might as well be laughably bad.
I like how she doesn't get that while animals aren't strict on "gender norms" (whatever they are, since animals can't really conceptualize "norms" or "homosexuality" in the way we humans do), the only ones who are pretending to be something they are not do so for predatory reasons.
Ellen, please enlighten me on what gender norms my cats should be adhering to? I have two female cats and one male. Should I force the females to wear pink collars and shave the boy cats long hair (he’s a longhair and the girls are shorthairs) so they can express their gender identity?
Ducks have exploding dicks, dolphins will decapitate a fish and use it as a fleshlight, some animals switch gender as part of a mating ritual (hermaphroditic sea snails will attempt to bite off the penis of their potential mate in a display of utter dominance) or as a part of their life cycle. They are not comparable to humans.
Bed bugs have a mating process called “traumatic insemination” where the male bedbug stabs the female in the side to bypass the females’ genital defenses, thus ensuring his parentage of offspring at the cost of the female’s continued lifespan. (They make it long enough to lay one more batch of eggs but not much longer before they succumb to infection.)
I’ve yet to see troons use this Nature Fact as a justification for why they violently murder their female partners at a rate similar to that of normal men. but it’s likely just a matter of time, seeing as they are already stealing valor from the life cycles of clownfish and snails to justify their fetish.
People are starting to talk about a rumor that Page is going to play the ghost of Achilles. New trailer is out and it looks shit so I hope this is true. If the movie is going to suck it might as well be laughably bad.
I assumed this whole "animals are gay" thing is just a vestige counter-argument from when fundies would talk about how homosexual behavior was completely unnatural or something. It's a rebuttal of a thing that isn't really around anymore, at least not in the same exact way. It's like still bothering to make arguments against creationism, it's extremely low-hanging fruit that people don't even dispute anymore, the right-wing opposition has had to become smarter and more nuanced and make arguments that have little relation to direct bible-thumping because said bible-thumping no longer functions as its own argument. Queer activists just tend to assume they're correct by default now and feel no need to actually provide cogent arguments since they think this is some righteous black-and-white moral struggle just like how they imagine black civil rights activists vs. the KKK was or some shit. It's all exceptionally lazy.
I assumed this whole "animals are gay" thing is just a vestige counter-argument from when fundies would talk about how homosexual behavior was completely unnatural or something. It's a rebuttal of a thing that isn't really around anymore, at least not in the same exact way.
Yeah, and that's exactly why it all comes across as silly. Who exactly denies that homosexual behavior exists in the animal kingdom these days? It's such a marginalized opinion that it would be like doing a rebuttal against Westboro Baptist Church; it makes no sense in the mainstream and suddenly you just have an entire documentary of animals buttfucking since I'm going to guess that Ellen won't adress likely reasons why the behavior exists (ie often domination behavior).
Yeah, and that's exactly why it all comes across as silly. Who exactly denies that homosexual behavior exists in the animal kingdom these days? It's such a marginalized opinion that it would be like doing a rebuttal against Westboro Baptist Church; it makes no sense in the mainstream and suddenly you just have an entire documentary of animals buttfucking since I'm going to guess that Ellen won't adress likely reasons why the behavior exists (ie often domination behavior).
I assumed this whole "animals are gay" thing is just a vestige counter-argument from when fundies would talk about how homosexual behavior was completely unnatural or something.
When people call buggery a crime against nature, or an "unnatural act" they are not saying that animals never do it, but that it is a bad thing for humans to do.
In the same way, people speak about parents failing to care of their children and adult children failing to take care of elderly parents as "unnatural." No amount of nature documentary footage of animal parents eating their newborns constitutes a proper refutation of this - because that's not the point.
Animals show homosexual behavior, which ain't the same as being gay. You're not gonna see ever a dog or a horse throwing pride parades, rather they're likely to fuck the the corpse of a same sec animal. The element of rationality (or even irrationally) in some cases is the difference between us and other animals.
How about not using the animal kingdom to justify your performative, overcommercialized lifestyle? I grew up next to a stream and saw frogs engage in necrophilia several times too. Are we going to normalize this some day? Maggot rights after faggot rights because it's even more of a victimless crime than raping children was to the prominent mad scientists who got us into today's mess around gender? The transgender stuff found in this documentary kind of implies that there's an undiscovered animal species out there highly skilled in surgery, pharmacy and biochemistry which almost every other being in the animal world approaches when it wants to change its sex. Like some super duper oxpecker or something. Because that's what this botched Bruce Lee clone did. She didn't just shed her tits and manifested a completely functional dick and balls on a beautiful, glorious day.
I went to the pictures last night and the trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey played. She's covered in mud and very dimly lit, but there's no concealing her doodliness. There were some scattered laughs in the cinema.
The film looks pretty solid, it would definitely feel immersive and make you really feel like ancient Greece.
That would be if it weren't for the fact that Ellen is in this movie, even her appearing for a few minutes will already break the immersiveness of this entire film trying to convince you that she is supposed to be a guy in Ancient Greece.
That would be if it weren't for the fact that Ellen is in this movie, even her appearing for a few minutes will already break the immersiveness of this entire film trying to convince you that she is supposed to be a guy in Ancient Greece.
Uuuh akschually I have a degree in ancient Greek Queer Pansexual intersectional restorative Justice Studies and you chuds don't know Achilles was a trans man who died of heartbreak after being misgendered by Paris, making him the first victim of trans genocide.
Imagine being a normie who does not keep up with trans or has-been celebrities and is unaware that Ellen Page has become Elliot Page. You see this trailer at the cinema. Ellen shows up covered in mud and says "Who's looking after your wife and son?".
Would you be able to tell that this is supposed to be Achilles (or whatever Ancient Greek man she is supposed to be), the hyper masculine testosterone-fueled warrior and sex machine who slays Trojans for breakfast? Or would you think ”who is this female character with short hair?”
Troons and their orbiters think that because they are able to lie to themselves about the difference between a man and a woman, other people will do the same thing. People who are unaware of Ellen’s pooning out won’t even be able to tell that this tiny woman with short hair is supposed to be an Ancient Greek man. Those who are aware of it will just think it’s laughable.
I genuinely can't wait to see the reaction from normies who aren't aware of Ellen at all. Will they notice at all, will they walk out of the cinema when/if they notice, will the IMDB score reflect trans fatigue.
Probably the first, they won't notice at all. "Who is that sickly looking creature with the odd voice" and that'll be that.
