Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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ZsaZsaBinks said:
’m just here before the troons say “Species is a social construct”.
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There is ongoing debates about what Biology means by "species". As often in Biology, definitions are blurry around the edges but reasonably distinct in common cases, such as the human species -- and human sex.
 
ZsaZsaBinks said:
I’m just here before the troons say “Species is a social construct”.
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Ya know it’s coming. From them and other pomo deconstructionists. Too bad for them that Nature herself will just shrug and say “Yeah, whatevs Retards” and will go about her biz unfazed.

Thread tax: After the big Odyssey gig comes and goes (still no info released on her role in it- just that it’s “supporting”) all Ellen will have to look forward to is doing voiceovers for Queering Everything infotainment vids.
 
Positron said:
"Elliot Page hopes her..." :story:

Trailer of that "Gay Animal Sex" documentary. Ellen sounds like a matron.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kQhWGrSrEmM
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What I find so annoying, is that they're trying to use the animal kingdom and how its ecosystem develops these behaviors and habits to somehow justify the degeneracy of humanity's lowest.

Animals that depict homosexual behavior often do it out of dominance over eachother, much like dogs humping other male dogs. But when presented with a female in heat; instinct kicks in and suddenly all those homosexual desires go right out the window. Take into account that often ANY animal can be tricked into trying to, or having gay sex with another male. With pheromones or certain behaviors it can easily make them behave that way. Some animals will change genders to fulfill a BIOLOGICAL NEED in an ecosystem to survive. Such as some species of fish becoming male from female to assure their school species survival.

This behavior is not out of love, nor affection truly. The pair bonding is either out of an instinctual desire for dominance or purposeful human interference (Which I would not be shocked if Ellen's team used pheromones and other plausible aphrodisiacs to encourage these gay behaviors.) . Unlike fish, we humans will not survive if large swaths of women cut their breasts off and say they're a man.
 
Here's Elliot discussing how animals are all gay, so why can't the rest of us be.

I like how she can't control her vocal chords which keep slipping into her high pitched girl voice.
 
AskMeAnything said:
Here's Elliot discussing how animals are all gay, so why can't the rest of us be.
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I like how she can't control her vocal chords which keep slipping into her high pitched girl voice.
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Wow. I forgot how woman-like she sounds still. Hell, she sounded even manlier as "Victor" on The Umbrella Academy.
I also hate these comparisons between animals and humans because the cherry-picking is obvious. Whatever.
 
AskMeAnything said:
Here's Elliot discussing how animals are all gay, so why can't the rest of us be.
elliot.mp4
I like how she can't control her vocal chords which keep slipping into her high pitched girl voice.
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I like how she doesn't get that while animals aren't strict on "gender norms" (whatever they are, since animals can't really conceptualize "norms" or "homosexuality" in the way we humans do), the only ones who are pretending to be something they are not do so for predatory reasons.
 
I’m strongly in favour of her doing wildlife documentaries. She could do one about insects.

“At first glance, this may appear to be a wasp, but it is in fact a hoverfly. It takes on the superficial appearance of something more frightening in the hope of warding off predators, but its small size is an obvious giveaway. While it may be annoying, it’s ultimately harmless.”
 
People are starting to talk about a rumor that Page is going to play the ghost of Achilles. New trailer is out and it looks shit so I hope this is true. If the movie is going to suck it might as well be laughably bad.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
Too bad for them that Nature herself will just shrug and say “Yeah, whatevs Retards” and will go about her biz unfazed.
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Maybe they'll try convincing us that trees are gay next.
Wendyverse Enjoyer said:
But when presented with a female in heat; instinct kicks in and suddenly all those homosexual desires go right out the window.
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To be fair, gay humans often do the same thing. I know of a few gay women who suddenly
decided they weren't anymore when the right guy came along.
I've always had my doubts about gay guys who have 'girlfriends' too or the ones who work in
fashion or hairdressing.
 
If she’s that determined to cosplay a man then maybe she should gear up like a bodybuilder. Their voices drop into the male range pretty hard and permanently.
 
batteredpancakes said:
People are starting to talk about a rumor that Page is going to play the ghost of Achilles.
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Oh god NO! :stress:

Achillean is a term made up by fujoshi Tumblr pooners and named after Achilles. It stands for homosexual male relationships (because of course it does! 🤮)

If this zippertitted mutant plays Achilles, fujo pooners will go (even more) crazy.

I wish she was dead and that dumb faggot Nolan too.
 
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ZsaZsaBinks said:
I’m just here before the troons say “Species is a social construct”
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Well, what about "objects are a social construct", Ive always identified as a fork, can I be a fork?

Actually Id be fine just identifying as a buffalo, then maybe an Indian could spear me to death on the great plains. Maybe I could live in Yellowstone for a while before they did. Id be fine with that.
 
HandsomeDan said:
Actually Id be fine just identifying as a buffalo, then maybe an Indian could spear me to death on the great plains. Maybe I could live in Yellowstone for a while before they did. Id be fine with that.
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I don't know why but this actually sounds really nice. You're on to something here.
 
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