Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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King Of Braves said:
Playing a little fast and loose with what I can only assume you meant to be 'beautiful.'
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She wasn't hot but she was reasonably attractive and cleaned up well.

I wish Mr. Page could be convinced to go on one of those alpha male podcasts and really try to sell everyone how masculine he is. Smoking cigars, drinking whiskey with the boys, talking about how women are dumb whores. Fuck that would be funny.

Ewan McGregor said:
No man would ever dress like that
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What, you mean those trousers that are cut like they're made for a woman's pant suit? Are you saying dudes wouldn't rock that?
 
King Of Braves said:
Playing a little fast and loose with what I can only assume you meant to be 'beautiful.'
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yeah, don't know how i fucked up that spelling. Maybe cute would be a better word. she wasn't hideous, and that's better than being the Gollum like creature she is now.
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From easy/enemies do no damage mode to nightmare mode. Willingly choosing to switch from being a well-off white girl to being a grotesque gremlin/malformed failed clone of elliot rodger is wild.
 
Looks like some sort of goblin creature that killed Ellen Page and then stretched her skin over his ill-fitting face
 
I'm not convinced this woman is taking cross-sex hormones. It's like she got the surgeries and took none of the testosterone. Is she trying to appeal to the gay pedophiles of Hollywood or something? No facial hair, no "t voice," and no masculine features whatsoever in her face. Very weird.
 
Ha Ha. Ellen Page got you all. You can't jealously sit back and complain about how she is going to hit The Wall when she has already done a speed run into Goblin Mode.

You can't mock her for her empty egg carton when she has already had them surgically removed. There are no cartons for eggs in her grocery store!

Checkmate Wall!
 
It was difficult to tell if Ellen just has a tan line from hell, or an undershirt, until the high quality pics were uploaded. She could’ve blended more spray ran around her neck & décolletage. The stark contrast line (or drop line) adds to her all around uncanniness:
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From hellfire & brimstone, a lone pooner walks towards you in slow motion, with an eerie smile marring her mien.
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Sugriva said:
Looks like some sort of goblin creature that killed Ellen Page and then stretched her skin over his ill-fitting face
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She certainly has a Falmer quality. Like @Hepativore, I thought of Boy. Her rictus also reminds me of Roach in The People Under the Stairs - but without any of his joy in her "smile":

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indomitable snowman said:
That last frame
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In profile, she kind of looks like those 3D models people have made of Handsome Squidward, or a marble bust of some inbred child emperor who bled to death after pricking their finger.
 
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