Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Ewan McGregor said:
I cannot picture a reasonable casting for Ellen these days.
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There is none. Her carreer was already tanking long before her transition, now it's completely dead and will stay so because DEI and troonism are falling apart. Once she runs out of her remaining X-men money, it's over.
 
Crex Crex said:
There is none. Her carreer was already tanking long before her transition, now it's completely dead and will stay so because DEI and troonism are falling apart. Once she runs out of her remaining X-men money, it's over.
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Yeah, it's not even about tranny shit. Just not a good actor over all.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
I cannot picture a reasonable casting for Ellen these days.

Maybe Billy Elliott if the titular Elliott looked like a young Justin Bieber who's taken the wrong Grail?
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There aren't any which is why she's been turning to producing movies about tranny shit in recent years. That well is also going to dry up sooner or later though since movie/TV producers have been struggling to find work post-covid. Besides, it's not 2015 anymore and there are only so many jobs available for people who want to produce documentaries about stunning and brave black trans women. She won't be able to rely on her status as a formerly successful Hollywood actress turned gender euphoric pooner forever.
 
I honestly can't think of any roles, aside from Juno, where I can actually remember Ellen's character.

I mean I know she was in the mass hit Inception but for the life of me I can't remember what she did or who she was but I remember most of the other, even smaller, characters easily

I don't really think Ellen ever really had much of a future in Hollywood no matter what choices she made.
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
I don't really think Ellen ever really had much of a future in Hollywood no matter what choices she made.
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She just didn’t have the stage presence to play next to DiCaprio, and then it felt like Jennifer Lawrence came along and the mousy but strong young lady roles went to her.
 
NoCockatrice said:
Not at all. There are far more cooler, manly and talented people who identify as trans males (whether you think this concept is legitimate or not).
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There are but she is the quintessential pooner. If one wants to look at what a petite, feminine woman has to look forward to should they poon themselves.
 
Iron Jaguar said:
No, she is not. She is a lonely, scared girl who is afraid of men and is desperately seeking connection with another human being. She has never emotionally matured past the point of being an adolescent girl, probably due to whatever trauma she experienced, whether real or imagined.
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Should we blame the kurwa bober?
 
Iron Jaguar said:
No, she is not. She is a lonely, scared girl who is afraid of men and is desperately seeking connection with another human being. She has never emotionally matured past the point of being an adolescent girl, probably due to whatever trauma she experienced, whether real or imagined.
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I really hope it doesnt come out that she was raped by Bubbles.
 
Incecticyder said:
There are but she is the quintessential pooner. If one wants to look at what a petite, feminine woman has to look forward to should they poon themselves.
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Naah, you haven't seen good looking FtMs (who I don't think Page is in the first place, but that's besides the point).
 
NoCockatrice said:
Naah, you haven't seen good looking FtMs (who I don't think Page is in the first place, but that's besides the point).
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I HAVE seen pooners that pass. Thing is, the poons that pass AND look good afterwards are rare. It is like eating fugu fish. You are taking a massive risk with great consequences. I think that the poon king should represent that.
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
Inception
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She played amazingly as a surprised plank of wood in that movie, to the point she was rumoured to be cast in an Ed, Edd n Eddy live action remake.

shatterspinel said:
next to DiCaprio
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You misspelled Marion Cotillard, she carried all the feminine energy in that movie.

urr13 account said:
what role she is playing in The Odyssey
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Tiresias

NoCockatrice said:
you haven't seen good looking FtMs
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Incecticyder said:
Thing is, the poons that pass AND look good afterwards are rare
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It's just like TiMs, it's all smoke and mirrors. You see, testosterone has this thing where it kinda ages you. A natural excess in testosterone does mess up a female body, they hit the wall early and messily. Female bodybuilders and pooners end up looking like Rosa Klebb.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
It's just like TiMs, it's all smoke and mirrors. You see, testosterone has this thing where it kinda ages you. A natural excess in testosterone does mess up a female body, they hit the wall early and messily. Female bodybuilders and pooners end up looking like Rosa Klebb.
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And if you are short, the only things you have to look forward to is either manlet or twink. Never manly. How do they not get that?
 
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