Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Incecticyder said:
And if you are short, the only things you have to look forward to is either manlet or twink. Never manly. How do they not get that?
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That's the thing. They fetishize being uwu yaoi cute bubbly keet twinks.

Page is basically skinwalking a young Justin Bieber.

You know, needless to say, they're not very in touch with reality.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
If you're going to be a manlet, at least get muscled like Rogan or Tom Cruise.
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It is either a fashion statement or trauma-based. They are not going to put effort.

Ewan McGregor said:
But a pooner is like those things in jars Alien Ripley finds in Alien 4. Not quite one thing, not quite the other, both and none, all horrifying.
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Too true.

And then there is the clothes. Just feminine clothes that they fill their insta with. They do not even try the "being a man" aspect of the whole thing.
 
Incecticyder said:
if you are short, the only things you have to look forward to is either manlet or twink
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There is one other Pooner phenotype:

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Sweeter and Savoury said:
I mean I know she was in the mass hit Inception
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She was post-peak in Inception already. To moviefags and hipsters and showbizfags who read the trades, that was a mainstream/sellout-esque role like the album a band makes that is heard of/bought by members of the general public and not just the members of their subculture. you know, like Good New For People Who Love Bad News (I know lots of very cool American music, hmu.)
She was an established movie star and unless she was comfortable getting naked or bloody or both at the same time (like Natalie Portman and Chloe Sevigny) she wouldn't have been able to move forward because crossing over into mainstream stardom, at the time, meant you couldn't go back to the indie darling stuff.
Of course, none of that applies if you take the third option where you learn to actually act and do the job in the job title you have. Lizzie Kaplan and Kat Dennings did this and now they have easy, happy lives where they get paid and aren't in the news all the time.
 
Not only she's gonna be a manlet for being a woman, she's very short even by women's standards.

Ellen's big breakout role was Hard Candy in 2005, btw. She was immediately cast in X-men, which was the big hero movies of the time. Then Juno, Inception, and Roller Blade Girls. It was a five year period in which she peaked and was everywhere. It was also a time in which indie was also everywhere, before the MCU hit big.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
I'd rather be Joe Rogan than a pooner.
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Joe Rogan has shit-tons of cash, a secure job, and got to touch Phil Hartman at least once.
GarthVader said:
I would rather be Sean Astin than a pooner.
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Sean Astin has shit-tons of cash, an Oscar, and eats whatever he wants all the time.

Pooners? FFS people are prepared to say you definitely smell worse than Joe Rogan. No way you get to touch pussy on anything resembling a regular basis.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
Not only she's gonna be a manlet for being a woman, she's very short even by women's standards.

Ellen's big breakout role was Hard Candy in 2005, btw. She was immediately cast in X-men, which was the big hero movies of the time. Then Juno, Inception, and Roller Blade Girls. It was a five year period in which she peaked and was everywhere. It was also a time in which indie was also everywhere, before the MCU hit big.
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Thank God we didn't have her in Scott Pilgrim
 
LimeRikki said:
We need a reboot, should Page play Pilgrim, or a pooner Ramona Flowers? I think "manic pixie dream twink" could be a hilarious new take on the story.
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I'm very sad, I cannot even bring myself to watch Scott Pilgrim due to how awfully it's aged. I cannot read the comics anymore.

My girl Brie Larson was raped by Disney, Wallace Wells is far less funny in 2025, and Ramona, well, you know what went on with Ramona...

Also Bryan Lee O'Malley himself has aged poorly...

But the hipster culture of the 00s it depicts was just that wholesome, how did it turn so ugly?
 
Ewan McGregor said:
I'm very sad, I cannot even bring myself to watch Scott Pilgrim due to how awfully it's aged. I cannot read the comics anymore.

My girl Brie Larson was raped by Disney, Wallace Wells is far less funny in 2025, and Ramona, well, you know what went on with Ramona...

Also Bryan Lee O'Malley himself has aged poorly...

But the hipster culture of the 00s it depicts was just that wholesome, how did it turn so ugly?
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The movie missed the mark on all the things it was supposed to portray, and was made in 2010 about a culture that peaked in 2008 and had already become something else by the time teenagers saw the film.
People who were 20 when the movie came out were already the very youngest possible edge of hipsters. no actual brooklyntards wanted to see or went to see the movie.
Casting Michael Cera was probably the best expression of how the mainstream executives misunderstood the source material. He and other focus-grouped nonthreatening boyband guys were universally hated by alt culture, and always have been.
Every single thing in the film was a complete miss to the point where I'm surprised people think "Scott Pilgrim" is a movie and not a comic series. No one who read the comics was interested in the film because it was 90s-levels of "not the source material".
They'd have been better off casting O'Malley's webcomic friends in all the parts instead of what actually happened. At least everyone would be a visual match and we wouldn't have chonky Wallace and completely wrong-looking 0/10 Envy gonking the place up.
 
Ellen Page stars with Demi Moore and other celebs in a brand-new "fashion film" by Gucci out tonight. It's creepy, weird, incoherent, Page plays an obnoxious son and you .. really wish the worst for everyone in this 30 minute piece of shit. Demi's okay though.
 
Dromedary said:
Ellen Page stars with Demi Moore and other celebs in a brand-new "fashion film" by Gucci out tonight. It's creepy, weird, incoherent, Page plays an obnoxious son and you .. really wish the worst for everyone in this 30 minute piece of shit. Demi's okay though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7MgcDKBPpw
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Ugh her voice sounds terrible. They should have hired a male actor instead of a tranny mutant.
 
At least it looks like she gained some weight. She still probably weighs less than a wet teacup chihuahua though.
 
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