💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

[Path Wanderer]

Elijah has posted two photos of himself with a Hitler 'stache.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2037636765268488381 | https://archive.ph/wip/OkWFv
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It was just bait you guys
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2037773844253999359 | https://archive.ph/wip/w2UlH
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His soon to be ex-wife is in deep trouble
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2037775092956955076 | https://archive.ph/wip/lH61H
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Elijah previews his new studio. He's getting mocked for it clearly being in his apartment and carpeted.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2037689949865050473 | https://archive.ph/wip/jiisR
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He's building a family....with men.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2037774639846379731 | https://archive.ph/wip/T6aVu
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Jack is a patriot
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2037686641624601042 | https://archive.ph/wip/bXTUU
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He is transforming into Lucas Gage in real time

 

[harmy.kook]

Resident Kiwituber @MikeyNohMore is covering the leaks

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Elijah is trying to do...something here. He's posting dudeweed anonymoose edits of his photos complete with the matrix overlay.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038065149324443876 | https://archive.ph/wip/HP17A


All those under 35s at that empty venue they called CPAC this year? Yeah, they hate MAGA!
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038066726764527884 | https://archive.ph/wip/B7ZfW


Elijah is in to darker men it seems. Maybe showing off a new hire?
https://x.com/basedwealth/status/2038051759935914415 | https://archive.ph/wip/wBW77

Some of his other photos from his twitter for a better idea, https://x.com/basedwealth


Elijah drops his stack
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038080263285096659 | https://archive.ph/wip/rw7Sh

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Elijah is in to darker men it seems. Maybe showing off a new hire?
https://x.com/basedwealth/status/2038051759935914415 | https://archive.ph/wip/wBW77

That's just the Jeet scammer that scammed Elijah.

Lmao he only hates Jeets because they aren't gay enough for him.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Followers of the thread may recognize the name Josiah. In the video from CPAC this week where Tony Ortiz is following Elijah and his entourage around Tony asks one of the new twinks if Elijah has a type and says that he, the new twink, looks a lot like Josiah...and he has a point. Here are Josiah and the new twink side by side for comparison. My question is did the new twink have the 'do prior to being hired by (g)RiftTV?

Following up on the new twink that Elijah has replaced Josiah with. This guys name is "Nicky Rudd", he even has a twink name.

https://x.com/nickyruddx/

https://www.instagram.com/_nickyrudd_/

https://www.youtube.com/@Nicky_Rudd / https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3Ga1NK54lSspLh-9kmQbSw

He did this recap video talking about his experience at CPAC. He, like Elijah, claims that all of the younger attendees were anti-Israel.
https://x.com/nickyruddx/status/2038090287633801378 | https://archive.ph/wip/8hGV7

1:31

Funny because the event seems to have been nearly devoid of younger people. Reviewing photos I can count on one hand the number of under 35s in attendance from any of the photos.


Polling shows that the vast majority of the attendees support Trump, so is the 4% that disapprove of Trump these younger people that Nicky here is talking about?
https://x.com/OpenSourceZone/status/2037994821126676503 | https://archive.ph/wip/8S84P


Of note is that he is the guy who a few months back had asked Ben Shapiro about the USS Liberty at some event...because no one has ever done that before...in that exchange, Shapiro had a prepared answer for all of his points and Nicky had no response when Shapiro pushed back on his points and asked what his broader agenda was. Truly a disappointing showing. Including his response video he posted afterwards as well.

3:43

3:44

This minor appearance in the question line of a Ben Shapiro event has been archived on IMDB where Nicky has made sure to catalog every instance of footage of him having been played. Pathetic.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm18064130/ | https://archive.ph/0nBIy

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Following up on the new twink that Elijah has replaced Josiah with. This guys name is "Nicky Rudd", he even has a twink name.

Rudd you say.

Definitely a Jewish twink (considering actor Paul Rudd is a Jew)

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Rudd you say.

Definitely a Jewish twink (considering actor Paul Rudd is a Jew)

Ancestry.com says it's an "American shortened form of any of various Jewish surnames beginning with 'Rud-'" in addition to being an English surname:

https://www.ancestry.com/last-name-meaning/rudd

Rudd Surname Meaning​

English: nickname for someone with a ruddy complexion from Middle English rudde ‘redness, ruddiness, rosy hue’ (Old English rudu).

English: habitational name from Rhude in Holsworthy (Devon) apparently named from Middle English rude (Old English hrēod) ‘reed bed’.

Compare Rhode American shortened form of any of various Jewish surnames beginning with Rud-.

Source: Dictionary of American Family Names 2nd edition, 2022

 

[karadion]

I got the filing from Palm Beach and Elijah managed to find a scumbag lawyer that is willing to lie in the docket.

1. Brian Valentine (Elijah's lawyer) claimed that Kezia lived in Florida until LATE December even though Valentine ignored Elijah's own lease signature on the Frisco property signed in November 2025 which she started living there then when he ran from Florida to escape the Alexis Wilkins lawsuit hoping not to be served (it didn't work).
2. Valentine claims that Kezia's Green Card is registered to Florida which doesn't make sense. Because they lived in Texas prior to Florida AND California. US Green Cards aren't registered to a state at all.
3. Valentine claims the children have been living in Florida for the previous six consecutive months to the filing of the divorce petition. Which doesn't make sense since we have a picture of Elijah at the playground with his kids near his Texas house in his subdivision.


Also in the UCCJEA filing, Elijah put down the Frisco location as their current location BUT at the same time Elijah puts down Delray Beach all the way up to December 31st so it's impossible to have occupied two locations at once.


Also Elijah said himself that he moved states due to "doxxing" aka Alexis Wilkins' lawsuit


Now back to the UCCJEA, Elijah knows that he moved to Texas in November and posted it publicly. He swore under penalty of perjury that what he said was truthful as to their location.


Then in the original petition, Valentine says this about Kezia.


Another thing is that Kezia is a stay at home mom with no income other than Schaffer and she went to Australia with the boys which Valentine suggests that Kezia returned to Florida rather than Texas.

Also, since Schaffer has his studio set up in his home, the HOA that he resides in prohibits operating a business within the boundaries and so does his rental agreement with the landlord also prohibit operating a business from his rental house and he's been posting about it publicly.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Also, since Schaffer has his studio set up in his home, the HOA that he resides in prohibits operating a business within the boundaries and so does his rental agreement with the landlord also prohibit operating a business from his rental house and he's been posting about it publicly.

Of course this dude lives in an HOA neighborhood.

More photos of him with randoms
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038090899339591922 | https://archive.ph/TNE5J


Performative Christianity in 2 parts
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038374176864543040 | https://archive.ph/wip/hRPc7
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038385633748533555 | https://archive.ph/wip/ptbmk


Elijah is the most racist man in the world, he swears. Note the intense concentration on his face to take a photo of himself on the monitor. Using every brain cell he has available.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038477710964432992 | https://archive.ph/wip/MuGs1


Elijah feels personally attacked by Mark Levin, responds with some real "Hello, fellow kids" energy. Including some funny replies noting his recent change in demeanor.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038296591501533578 | https://archive.ph/wip/ADnRK


He's retweeting his twink Nicky

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Also, since Schaffer has his studio set up in his home, the HOA that he resides in prohibits operating a business within the boundaries and so does his rental agreement with the landlord also prohibit operating a business from his rental house and he's been posting about it publicly.

Good info, not suprised Elijah is using a Jewish / spiritually Jewish scumbag lawyer.

Also I don’t really think the landlord cares if someone does an internet show business / studio in the unit (besides obvious stuff like if Elijah makes a shit ton of noise past 10pm)

That no business activity clause sounds more like it’s for people that run hair / nail salons from their residences or pet sitting operations.

 

[harmy.kook]

More photos of him with randoms
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038090899339591922 | https://archive.ph/TNE5J

Knowing about Bannon's true ambitions thanks to his deep involvement with Epstein in the later parts of the Files makes why Elijah is allowed around this part of the Right make plenty of sense

 

[CatboyCumDump]

More studio teaser pictures.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038805968163664245 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZfStR


And that teaser photo set wouldn't be complete without another photo of Elijah taking a photo with his phone of a screen where he is visible, intensely concentrating on making sure his face is not blurry.


We also see again the guy who calls himself Hermes from his first show back (other than the allegation response video) in the other photo looking like he's trying to cosplay Vash the Stampede from Trigun.


The new twink of course boosts this with a quote retweet and Elijah in turns retweets that. Between his 4 retweets and Elijah's 7 they have an entire 11 retweets on these hot new photos.


Elijah complaining about the Indian influx to the DFW area. Not even going to criticize him here but wanted to catalog it as another example of his fixation on indians.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038689865609498943 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jCk35

 

[retardedfaggot]

Don't do Vash dirty like that

 

[karadion]

I was looking at all the properties around Elijah's rental home and he lives in the middle of Indian Central. Most of his neighbors are either Indians or Muslims. According to LLM, 55.9% of them are Indian, 11% Muslim, 7% East Asian, 4% Korean, 7% European, 4% Hispanic, 3% Middle Eastern, 2% African, 2% Jewish, 1% Turkish with the rest being Southeast Asian or ambiguous/mixed. So while DFW is 33% in certain areas, his HOA is majority Indian.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Elijah complaining about the Indian influx to the DFW area. Not even going to criticize him here but wanted to catalog it as another example of his fixation on indians.

Idk if it’s pinned anymore but just before it all broke about Stock he was going to report about both Muslim and Indian Mass migration to Texas as this amphibious landing. I’m surprised because usually online right producers focus on one or the other as a vexation, generally as a proxy of their feelings fittingly enough of their opinion towards Jews and Israel (Anti-Muslim if moreso pro-Zionist, more Anti-Indian if opposed). He is barreling into open white supremacy so maybe this all just stage 0 of shacking up in wherever Atomwaffen or the Christianity Identity cults are hiding

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

We also see again the guy who calls himself Hermes from his first show back (other than the allegation response video) in the other photo looking like he's trying to cosplay Vash the Stampede from Trigun.

Hermes’ is done WN zoomer who apparently made a to of money on crypto scams as a younger teen and he know he travels around interviewing / man on the street videos / interviews adopting retarded Azov tier arguments / arguments on why you should side with the Jews over the Palestinians

Overall he’s just a faggot so no surprise he’s paling around with Schaafer

I was looking at all the properties around Elijah's rental home and he lives in the middle of Indian Central. Most of his neighbors are either Indians or Muslims. According to LLM, 55.9% of them are Indian, 11% Muslim, 7% East Asian, 4% Korean, 7% European, 4% Hispanic, 3% Middle Eastern, 2% African, 2% Jewish, 1% Turkish with the rest being Southeast Asian or ambiguous/mixed. So while DFW is 33% in certain areas, his HOA is majority Indian.

Lmao he’s living in the DFW version of what Brampton is to Toronto.

 

[Surfherder]

More studio teaser pictures.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2038805968163664245 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZfStR

It is wild for Scott Herman to be in this guy’s orbit. He’s a successful YouTuber/fitness model… hmm, maybe it does make sense.

We also see again the guy who calls himself Hermes from his first show back (other than the allegation response video) in the other photo looking like he's trying to cosplay Vash the Stampede from Trigun.

Bro didn’t realize that he would have to literally be Dolph Lundgren from 40 years ago to even remotely pull this look off irl

 

[karadion]

Kezia and Schaffer had an emergency motion hearing today regarding the motion he filed. The transcript was uploaded but is currently under seal for at least 10 days, unless the clerk determines that the seal should be extended beyond that period.

In the emergency motion, he made false statements regarding Kezia’s residency despite her having documentation establishing that she was living in Texas. His attorney, Valentine, also requested that the Palm Beach court disregard the Texas ruling that had already determined Texas had jurisdiction under the UCCJEA before Kezia was even served in the Florida dissolution case. That same Texas proceeding determined that Elijah had been properly served, which resulted in a default being entered against him after he failed to appear, even though he was physically present in Frisco at the time.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Elijah has posted the following photos to hype up his stream tonight.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2039457163387576553 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/e4HW2


He posted this photo of the studio as well in a reply last night


His ballwasher Sith Lord Groyper also posted a photo of the studio:
https://x.com/SithLordGroyper/status/2039155915341901958 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZYbfb


In this reply Sith Lord Groyper says that Elijah deleted his photo with Joe Kent after being told that Kent was persona non grata with Nick Fuentes.
https://x.com/SithLordGroyper/status/2039195392902910443 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ddzEz

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Bleaching your hair is THE stereotypical gay life-crisis behavior. Elijah is not beating the allegations!