💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%
  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%

  • Total voters
    1,327
Part of me feels he did what he did because he is insecure about his gayness so he decided to have sex with a young woman to "reclaim his masculinity" or something.

I don't care how many affairs he was with twenty something year old women, he is still very gay from what I see.
 
Elijah gives an extremely delusional and hilarious legal disclaimer in which he says that none of this video can be used in any court proceedings and then introduces the show.
Not only is he apeing Rekieta's gay drugged-out death spiral he's taking legal advice from him too lmao.
Basically everything this homo's said since being outed by Milo reminds me of Rekieta's big come back stream after his arrest and his attitude since.
  • Go fuck yourselves I've done nothing wrong. I bet you're all jealous if you wana know the truth about it.
  • I've been setup the government has it out for me.
  • I'm not saying I've sinned but if I hypothetically had, the lord forgives! Christ is kang baby! 🙌
  • everyone turned disloyal when they could have just come to me and I would have told them the real truth smh
  • I have a mountain of receipts proving my innocence that you'll never see because... court or NDAs or something
  • you're actually hurting muh keeds by talking about this
  • Huge fan of Jamaica El Salvador.
 
Not only is he apeing Rekieta's gay drugged-out death spiral he's taking legal advice from him too lmao.
Basically everything this homo's said since being outed by Milo reminds me of Rekieta's big come back stream after his arrest and his attitude since.
  • Go fuck yourselves I've done nothing wrong. I bet you're all jealous if you wana know the truth about it.
  • I've been setup the government has it out for me.
  • I'm not saying I've sinned but if I hypothetically had, the lord forgives! Christ is kang baby! 🙌
  • everyone turned disloyal when they could have just come to me and I would have told them the real truth smh
  • I have a mountain of receipts proving my innocence that you'll never see because... court or NDAs or something
  • you're actually hurting muh keeds by talking about this
  • Huge fan of Jamaica El Salvador.
I’m kind of shocked the kino casino hasn’t turned Schaffer into one of their cows. Jer, the Jomhas, RTU and Phil are stale.
 
In case anyone wants to subscribe to his only feet account.

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If there were a female version of the redpill/blackpill, Elijah Schaffer's wife’s situation would be the perfect example against trad life. She did everything that these trad guys say women should do. She was a virgin, she was a housewife and despite that, she was cheated on and humiliated online. Now she is a single mother. Most of the trad guys are siding with Elijah and see him as the victim. Why would any sane woman choose to be part of this kind of thing?

Their version of christianity means that women deserve zero empathy. A normal person would feel sorry for the e-whore’s husband (I hope ex-husband) and for Elijah’s ex-wife. I wonder how Fuentes would feel if was his sister in this situation. It’s not like Jesus tells you to treat others the way you would like to be treated or something.
 
If there were a female version of the redpill/blackpill, Elijah Schaffer's wife’s situation would be the perfect example against trad life. She did everything that these trad guys say women should do. She was a virgin, she was a housewife and despite that, she was cheated on and humiliated online. Now she is a single mother. Most of the trad guys are siding with Elijah and see him as the victim. Why would any sane woman choose to be part of this kind of thing?

Their version of christianity means that women deserve zero empathy. A normal person would feel sorry for the e-whore’s husband (I hope ex-husband) and for Elijah’s ex-wife. I wonder how Fuentes would feel if was his sister in this situation. It’s not like Jesus tells you to treat others the way you would like to be treated or something.
Alternatively, don't marry an obvious man whore with gay beams emanating from his ass that can be detected from high earth orbit.
 
"The weird comfortability of being absolutely as disgusting in public as possible is so foreign to me.
We all have weird stuff we like in life, but keep that to your private life mate."

:suffering:
 
Newest stream. Elijah claims that he was in Tel Aviv recently with no proof. His timeline is devoid of that especially when he has a video of himself placing him in Frisco Texas just last week. The stream itself never provides anything that actually corroborates that claim either. Instead he immediately pivots into saying that information is hard to verify because of restrictions, media suppression, and potential manipulation which conveniently explains why there is no proof being shown in the first place. Most of it is incoherent gibberish mixed with claims that western reporting can't be trusted and that footage is being removed or hidden which makes the entire claim impossible to independently verify.

He claimed his house was bugged and that's why he had to flee Florida. He specifically named Florida where this supposedly happened when he brought up "two-party" because in Florida you can't record conversations without consent from all parties involved. What he also leaves out entirely is that around the same time he supposedly "fled Florida," Alexis Wilkins had already filed a federal defamation lawsuit against him in the Southern District of Florida on October 28, 2025 and a summons was issued for service at his Boca Raton address. That lawsuit is about his X post implying she was a Mossad “honeypot” connected to FBI Director Kash Patel. At that point he had not yet been served, so the timeline lines up much more cleanly with someone leaving the state before service could be completed than with some unexplained intelligence operation forcing him out of Florida.

He claims he just was able to move into his house which he doesn't say what house but we know it's the Frisco Texas house. Kezia has a final restraining order against him for the last month and she was living there so he couldn't be there until she moved out. Since he said he moved back in, we can conclude from that that she moved out. The wording itself gives that away because saying he "moved back in" implies that he had previously occupied the residence, left it for some period of time, and then returned. The stream never explains why he had to leave in the first place though. Instead he compresses that entire timeline into a vague story about fleeing Florida because of surveillance and pressure while leaving out the legal and domestic context entirely.

The broader theme of the stream is also that information about the war can't be verified because of suppression, satellite imagery restrictions, and removed social media footage. That narrative conveniently shields the other claims he's making because once verification itself is framed as impossible then the absence of evidence becomes easy to explain away. The result is a story where a bunch of unrelated events, alleged intelligence infiltration, investor pressure, relocation, legal disputes, and geopolitical conflict, all get bundled together into one narrative about a hidden operation targeting him even though no concrete evidence is ever provided tying those things together.

- Opens with a short clip containing profane anti-Israel slogans and violent/sectarian rhetoric; then transitions into the show.
- Host introduces himself (Elijah Shaffer) and says he has been in Tel Aviv; he references protests/riots and claims opposition groups are storming or attempting to storm government buildings.
- Emphasizes uncertainty: says it’s hard to verify videos/photos due to information restrictions, shutdowns, and potential AI/manipulation.
- Reads/recaps an alert-style segment saying U.S. citizens should leave Iraq immediately, describing threats from Iran-aligned militia groups and risks to Americans.
- Sets an agenda of “three things”: (1) Charlie Kirk’s assassination, (2) the host’s personal/legal drama and an FBI-related investigation, and (3) how these allegedly connect to the broader Middle East conflict.
- Repeats a theme that mainstream/western sources are unreliable or withholding key information about the war and damage on the ground.
- Claims (without providing verifiable proof in the transcript) that U.S. public satellite imagery access has been limited and argues this prevents independent verification.
- Suggests some online footage (e.g., rocket impacts) has been removed from social platforms, citing this as further suppression.
- Discusses Charlie Kirk’s death: speculates about motives and actors, including theories tying it to Israel/war-related politics; repeatedly frames details as uncertain.
- References various media/political figures and controversies; portrays a broader “operation” to silence or disrupt certain conservative/anti-war voices.
- Alleges the CIA is targeting Tucker Carlson and attempting to damage or frame his media operations.
- Makes sweeping political claims that U.S. policy is driven by Israeli interests; cites Trump comments as indicative (as presented by the host).
- Uses Iraq/Afghanistan war history and cultural references to argue the U.S. public has been misled before and is being misled again.
- Shifts into personal narrative: claims his office/house were bugged, investors were pressured, and an informant was planted; describes “moles/bugs” being rooted out.
- Mentions James O’Keefe and alleged informant networks, presenting them as part of a larger pattern of infiltration and media manipulation.
- Describes ongoing legal/financial fallout and rebuilding: moving, recovering property, setting up a new studio, and trying to re-establish operations.
- Argues the U.S. is escalating involvement while simultaneously claiming “mission accomplished,” which the host criticizes as contradictory.
- States he is tired of regime-change politics and frames Iran as not the true enemy, positioning the U.S. as acting like a bully.
- Contains repeated vulgar/derogatory humor and offensive language; includes racist and antisemitic rhetoric in places (not repeated here).
- Promotes community/engagement (e.g., Discord) and wraps up with thanks and sign-off.
- Ends with additional closing lines/jokes and a final farewell.
 
Yeah this is another insanely dense and manic stream full of schizo theorizing. It's a lot, I started to clip some of it up but parts are so dense I feel like I should not even bother.

Elijah opens by saying he has no idea whats going on in Iran, no one does. There's no information. What the hell is going on!? Elijah is having to go to foreign news to learn Americans are being evacuated from Iraq (every major outlet is covering it).



Schaffer says how the stream is going to be about Chalie Kirk and how it ties into the dismantling of Rift. A target plan to destroy any organization that undermines Israel in the united states. ITS DA JOOZ!


Schaffer tells a bad joke about Iraq and then says he cheered the invasion on saying "fuck these muslims, fuck these ragheads!" before explaining he had no idea what he was doing. Goes on to again have sexual fantasies of Iranian women flocking to Onlyfans for him to goon to.



Iran is upset the government doesnt release photos of the destruction of Tel Aviv for him to review and then expresses doubt in the need for "opsec" in the Iran war.


Schaffer talks more about his Brother in Law trying to work for the FBI. He says people are being sued. He then ties his situation to James O'Keefe and how "they" are trying to take down conservative media. He also likens himself to Megan Kelly. Elijah then goes on to encourage his audience to open a beer and gets gay about it.



Here's where it begins getting so dense it's hard to separate things, he's beginning to jump from one topic to another. I'll clip more tomorrow. There's definitely gold, for example skipping ahead some Schaffer does a Bibi impression "stupid goyim!" then speaking on Charlie Kirk he says that "all the Neocons tried to make it seem like Charlie was this cocksucking, jew cocksucking zionist... when he was at one point..."

 
Elijah opens by saying he has no idea whats going on in Iran, no one does. There's no information. What the hell is going on!? Elijah is having to go to foreign news to learn Americans are being evacuated from Iraq (every major outlet is covering it).
The funny thing is that I completely forgot to mention. Israeli airspace has been closed to civilian traffic so how exactly could he have been in Tel Aviv if no one can go there now? Oh right because he's been in Frisco the entire time.



Forgot to include something else. Since Elijah obviously can't read Farsi, the text in the video is in Farsi.
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Alternatively, don't marry an obvious man whore with gay beams emanating from his ass that can be detected from high earth orbit.
I fucking hate faggots like you , she was a virgin till marriage how the fuck she should know? raised in fucking south afrika from all places she doesnt even know the cultural cues and red flags in american men for faggotry and whoredom not to mention christian trad circles put emphasis on female promiscuity bad but not on mens as long as they repent of course. Who wants to bet he lied untill she got pregnant and there was no escape .
 
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