💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%

  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%
  • Total voters
    1,327
NoIdeaWhatImDoing said:
In the OP he's always harassing women. Are there any rumors about him harassing young men? It's hard to believe he wasn't doing that too.
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he's been putting out feelers to do the sucky sucky on twinks for years.
2 lazy rn to screenrecord, but the teen calls Elijah a "fucking faggot" who is "so gay for" him and says that Elijah tried to buy him drinks immediately after meeting him. between the benadrylmaxxing, this kid, and rekeita's weird blackout, we can all but confirm this alcoholic closetcase is a knockout artist too scared to buy actual roofies

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On my heart and soul I hate these trad nigga grifters. This nigger and that stupid fucking bitch are fucking demons
 
What, people saw dollar bills in pretending to be conservatives and decided to play a role so they could fuck and trip and get paid?

I am so flustered. Also fuck that ‘well he gave me a bunch of shots and Benadryl because I had a rash so then we fucked for six months’ bullshit.
 
NickDigger said:
She's quite bland as far as attractiveness goes. She's so conventionally good looking she wraps around to being mid. She's not a super model, but she also doesn't have any little quirks or imperfections that keep a guy interested. Go to any American city or town with a population into the six digits and you can see dozens of girls with her looks within a few hours.

If someone genuinely simped for Sarah because of her looks, they're either in a small town of less than 10,000 people or a shitskin thirsting for a taste of precious white bob and vegene.
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Some of y'all are seriously out of touch.

She's a beautiful woman, moreso then Lauren Southern and we see how far that woman was able to ride a conga line of dicks.

Rolex said:
I lean about as far right as you can reasonably get while still having a normal social life, and from my perspective there are only like two or three women in the "rw influencer" sphere that aren't complete attention-seeking, retarded pieces of shit. And even they don't add all that much to the conversation, they mostly just serve as decent role models for young conservative women. Sarah Stock is not one of them, nothing she says strikes me as earnest
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If she's an "influencer" she's a thot. Sarah just had a different target audience.

How men continue to fall for this shit after over a decade of social media is beyond me.
 
"Curse Vishnu" bros in absolute shambles lately.

Total Vishnu victory. Don't play with things you don't understand, tradtards.
 
Apparently on top of Elijah’s massive meltdown, he’s apparently embroiled in a lawsuit against Kash Patel’s wife. Elijah tried to file a motion to dismiss his lawsuit and it was DENIED. :story:
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
Apparently on top of Elijah’s massive meltdown, he’s apparently embroiled in a lawsuit against Kash Patel’s wife. Elijah tried to file a motion to dismiss his lawsuit and it was DENIED. :story:
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Yeah he fucked himself harder than any dude who has fucked him or any chick has.

His business is obliterated
His marriage is over
His career is kaput
His reputation is trashed
His name is dogshit
He has no legal legs to stand on because he is too busy being wasted.
 
74164978231 said:
Some of y'all
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Saying y'all on the internet is the foremost indicator you're gay unless you can prove you're from the south.
74164978231 said:
She's a beautiful woman,
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She's as mid as Lauren Southern is. She's not even a natural blond. She and every tradslut look the same with bog standard white girl bimbo-lite looks. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder but Stock is not really breathtakingly "beautiful" and thus I would not rape her. Barely fapworthy tbh.
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
He should pivot to meth and do 36 hour conspiracy theory streams. I would watch that.
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Nah I want a pure and wholesome schizophrenic for that, not some try hard meth coke head. Their rants are boring and unoriginal, mimicking others.

You don’t get Francis E Dec with meth, that shit is earned via true and honest paranoid schizophrenia and it’s uniqueness cannot be duplicated with stimulants.
 
I'm surprised Schaffer didn't get a thread sooner, especially after You Are Here ended up being the reason Jack Murphey finally got outed as a closeted homosexual cuck who tried to sell advice on shoving your wife to other men to fuck them. It also led to one of the last good streams Reketa did with Drexel making fun of him, before everything with Drexel's thread went full steam, and Nick's life went to shit. That and the time Rekeita went to You Are Here in person with the intent to ambush Ralph, only for Ralph to not only bail, but then did the truffle shuffle outside the office after security told him to fuck off.

I recall the one stream Schaffer did with Nick was such a boring ramble because Schaffer was drunk as shit and not really holding onto any topics at hand. I'm not sure if that was the peamble to what we're seeing now, but it's clear his "best" moments are him not being sober.
 
Übertroon said:
but every time I've had to knock up the wife it takes like two to three months of daily sex before anything happens.
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Not to discourage you from making love with your wife, but do you not know about cycle tracking? She can only get Gregnant when she's ovulating. Coincidentally that is usually when women are the horniest ime.
 
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